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Harbingers series continues ✨️

childe and his red scarf how do people even dislike him hes so cute

cozy taru…

More Childe art ehehe

Hope u like it!

For you my tumblr people! Childe, oh how I love this man

Live Laugh Love Childe<3

Yanfei: 18 unfinished case assignments and one day to do them. i think my only option is to go missing under mysterious circumstances

Childe: i can help

Yanfei: it’s alright! majority of these are for one specific case, so i can probably finish them. thank you though!

Childe: i meant help you go missing under mysterious circumstances

Genshin Characters as ‘Would you still love me if I was a worm’

Xiangling:

Childe:

Kaeya:

Ayaka:

Xiao:

Venti:

Thoma:

Albedo:

Chongyun:

Xingqiu:

Paimon: your smug self assuredness is revolting

Childe: i think we need to validate self confidence more, lest you end up angry at others for having even a sliver of it. i did nothing wrong and i have a heart of gold

Traveler: i think this message is extremely valid but also childe has tried to drown liyue so what’s the truth

Childe: i was so close too

Traveler, about Scaramouche: i can fix him

Childe: yeah? well i can accept him as he is. you don’t like the murder? grow up. the atrocities are part of him and i’ve decided they’re funny.

Childe: i just killed your entire family for not paying the fatui back

Some Random Person: what..? i live alone?

Childe: what?

Childe: then who were the people in your house?

Some Random Person: there’s people in my house???

Childe: well not anymore

Traveler: the door is locked

Venti: i got it! childe, give me your credit card

Childe: okay?

Venti, pocketing it: cool. razor, kick the door down

Childe: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine

Childe: i became more evil if you’re curious

Traveler: we’re still in quarantine, don’t worry, there’s time for a redemption arc still!

Childe: im going to get worse on purpose

Childe: barbecue time! i have steaks, chicken, beef patties, and sausage what do you want?

Ganyu: im vegan

Childe: try the guillotine

Amber: my mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn’t separate them so there’s just a box she had with like three sets of random teeth mixed around

Bennett: my dad kept the dog’s baby teeth but not mine

Xiangling: okay im so sorry this isn’t actually funny but it’s like really funny im so sorry

Childe: what the fuck dogs lose their teeth? also who the fuck keeps baby teeth thats horrific

Razor: my dad kept my baby teeth. and then my second set fell out so i kept those in a little bag and now we both have have a set of my baby teeth

Albedo: wait what? how many sets of teeth do you have im so confused?

Razor: i had three sets of teeth. the dentist said it was fine cause nothing grew out of place but it was weird cause i had them for a few years then they started all coming out at once

Albedo: im sorry you grew teeth like a shark? what?

Chongyun: when i was younger i watched my babysitter take a plastic bag containing her baby teeth and crush them all into a powder under the leg of a chair cause she was bored

Xingqiu: excuse me?

Traveler: this entire conversation was like getting punched repeatedly, but from a different angle each time

Childe: once i master the bow it’s over for you bitches

Door dash texts with Genshin Impact characters

Chongyun:

Venti:

Bennett:

Childe:

Razor:

Beidou:

Childe: YEAH SONNNNNNN

Zhongli: daddy

Childe: what the fuck

Zhongli: you called me son and i panicked

Childe: just gonna start killing people i don’t find funny

Scaramouche: national suicide prevention hotline

Childe: shut the fuck up

Childe: i hope you get run over

Scaramouche: hoping is all well and good, but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. be the change you wish to see in the world. get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. you lazy fool.

Childe: do you know how many bones the human body has? its 206. we start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. wouldn’t you want to go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if i could help you

The Traveler: hi yeah what the actual, literal, genuine FUCK does this mean

I want a baby meme with genshin characters:

Childe:

Xingqiu:

Chongyun:

Barbara:

Diluc:

Beidou:

Amber:

Xiangling:

Mona:

Jean:

Scaramouche: can someone come bail me out? i just got arrested for being too irritating.

Childe: on my way!

Childe: can someone come bail me out :(