Door Dash Texts With Genshin Impact Characters

Xingqiu: you lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Chongyun: oh yeah? you’re the idiot who thinks he can get away with everything you do. welcome to the real world!

Xingqiu: im leaving you, and im taking razor with me!

Bennett, picking up the monopoly board: i think it’s time to stop playing now

Diluc: bitch

Kaeya: blocked

Diluc: wait unblock me i need to tell you something

Kaeya: unblocked

Diluc: bitch

Xiao: defending morax on the internet isn’t enough i need a gun

Jaal: You died, Ryder!

Ryder: Which time are you talking about?

Jaal:

The Council: Shepard.

Shepard: Am I in trouble?

The Council: Take a guess.

Shepard: No?

The Council: Take another guess.

Judge: How do you plead?

Chat Noir: *looks at Ladybug*

Ladybug, mouthing: Not guilty.

Chat Noir: Hot milky

Ladybug: just lock him up

Operator 21O: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?

9S: Yes

Operator 21O: I was hula hooping. Operator 6O and I began attending a class for fitness and for fun.

9S: Oh my god

Operator 21O: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.

9S: Why are you telling me this?

Operator 21O, deleting the pictures: Because no one will ever believe you.

9S: You sick son of a bitch.

the shogi fans ending up being a part of a massive rebellion because the ronin won like three games was genuinely one of the funniest parts of book 5

Xingqiu: chongyun isn’t messaging me back... i hope i haven’t done something to upset him

Chongyun, on twitter: how do u spell gorjus

Xiangling: it’s gorojeous 💞

Chongyun: thank u

Random Treasure Horder: please don’t kill me

Kaeya: i can bring you in warm or i could bring you in cold. start talking

Klee: *desperately trying to hand one of them a wet cheerio*