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I need to rant for a moment:
AROACE IS A SPECTRUM, NOT A BINARY
As someone who is on the AroAce spectrum myself, it’s beyond frustrating that people claim to advocate for AroAce rights and representation don’t understand this.
The Aromatic spectrum can mean someone isn’t interested in romance at all to someone(like me) who only wants a romantic relationship after developing a deep connection.
The Asexual spectrum can mean someone is repulsed by sex and sexual things, to someone who is okay with having sex and doing sexual things while having no sexual desires themselves.
I understand that some people are just misinformed but I’ve seen some genuine animosity floating around in the Hazbin Hotel fandom specifically.
Alastor is canonically AroAce, but we don’t know what points are of the spectrums he’s on. On top of that Vivzipop herself has stated she’s okay with people shipping Alastor with other characters
In addition to that, QPR(queer platonic relationships) exist.
how it feels when you go to the doctor and they actually listen to you and your symptoms and the skilled doctor finds a bloodwork test and you find out your body isn't just crippled from physical injury, oh no.. It's also because your body is killing itself because it got confused /j
cw: mentions of sex below cut
She makes me feel so beautiful, i always imagined being intimate would be ruined by the way my body looks but she embraces my body for the way it is, she finds ways to appreciate it in a way that i feel perfectly unique. with her, it seems obvious, of course i love her perfect body, of course its uniqueness is the best part of her. but the idea that she could feel the same way still baffles me. i love her so much
Here’s my contribution to society (the Deadpool community lol)
Basically, I wanted to get out my own AU Deadpool before I went to go and see the new movie!
Basically, my story for this Wade is that he was a stripper (/sex worker, though he didn't like that part) who was picked up for a 'job', which turned out to be a program similar to what happened to movie Deadpool and Wolverine, activating his mutation but leaving harsh, deep scars on his body and a few burn scars on his face, which is the reason he wears the mask but still has hair, and he still dances because he genuinely enjoyed doing that and wants to show that you don't necessarily have to be sensual to be popular Yk
Sorry for the ramble, it was yoinked directly from a chat with my friends 😅
Anyways, reference here!
And alternate lighting under cut!
About Syir, from Pokemadhouse
TW: Mentions of R4pe and Abu53
If you follow me for a while, must have seen my Pokemadhouse rage about Syir The Gardevoir.
But unfortunally i never explained WHY i hate her so much and why my blood boils when i talk about her.
So, here is the big explanation, in topics.
1-So, who is Syir and what did she do?
Syir is a character from Poke Madhouse, a now deleted pokemon comic made by Lily and Mikaila Orchard that talks about a pokemon world and the lives of their ocs and their pokemon in a house.
In this world Gardevoirs are the most dangerous and powerful species of pokemon, and Syir is a Female Gardevoir whose trainer is nothless than Diantha, The Kalos Champion.
And not only that, she and Diantha are implied on being in a relationship, wich in Poke Madhouse world is seen as the worst crime a person can do, even if its consensual. Gardevoirs are the biggest victims in this, as Lily even said People call them "The Waifu Pokemon", and doesnt help they do a thing called Mating Bond, where they use their psych powers to fuse their lives together.
And in this case, if you think they have a very good relationship...
ITS NOT WHAT HAPPENS HERE.
Diantha in the comics is coerced by her Gardevoir into sexual relationships, even using her psych powers to rape her. And she cant escape or cut the bond, as Syir use it to control and track her, like a leash. Also, Syir kills anyone who discovers about the True nature of their relationship, and its implied in some comics that everyone knows the nature of their relationship but dont do anything in fear of getting killed next.
2-Why no one tried to stop her?
A thing from Poke Madhouse is that Gardevoirs are in risk of extinction and have very short lifespans because of excessive breeding to get perfect Gardevoirs and shinies (Basically Lily dissing People who do this). So they are an endangered species. Also, this was Lily decision, without any reason besides "why not?"
There were at least 3 People who gave reasonable plans to defeat her. Poison, Guns, attack with pokemons with type advantage. All good and reasonable things within pokemon universe. However, all Lily answered them was a meme.
This meme
Basically, the answer to everyone wanting to defeat Syir. Literally a "You cant" in form of a bad meme.
Lily says that Syir is too powerful and evil to be defeated, to the point there's nothing anyone can do. Even G and C!Lily couldnt. Hell even Bonnie cant stop her, lily said that if they met Bonnie would cry and hide.
Actually, this will be the final topic, the reason i hate her.
3-Snitches get Stitches
In 2020, Lily added a thing in Madhouse wikia Page of Syir, currently deleted by her. She added a small lore info about Diantha and Syir.
Diantha one day managed to escape Syir and tried to find Help on the last person who tried to stop her Gardevoir: C!Lily.
C!Lily was an enforcer, a kind of pokemon cop, who really tried to stop Syir. However, Syir almost murdered both her and G, wich made C!Lily abandon all investigation she made, and made her terrified of Syir.
Diantha begged her for help, to find a way to save her. But C!Lily didnt wanted to help, because Syir threatened to kill everyone who she loved if she tried anything.
So what C!Lily did?
She gave Diantha back to Syir.
She GAVE. AN ABUSE VICTIM. BACK TO ITS ABUSER.
Now you get it why i feel so much hate towards her?
I dont care about any drama of hers, i cant EXCUSE THAT SHE WROTE SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND WANTS ME TO LIKE HER CHARACTERS.
TO LIKE G, C!LILY OR ANYONE ELSE.
She May have deleted the original pages and only left the nuke attack she gave to Syir.
But i will never forget what she did.
And i will never forgive.
pls yell at me about having unprotected sex pls i’ve been slacking sm and it doesn’t feel important to me anymore oops
LET ME FUCKING TELL YALL. ABOUT SAFE SEX.
- IF YOU HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX WITH ONE PERSON YOU’RE HAVING SEX WITH ALL THEIR PARTNERS. which doesn’t sound bad bc you know they have good taste (obviously if they’re sleeping with you duh) but if you’re the upgrade what the FUCK were they coming from yk??? “If you play with trash, you’re gonna get dirty.” - Kie’s dad.
- STDs AND STIs ARE FUCKING UNCOMFY. LIKE, ITCHY EVERYWHERE. BURNING CROTCH. IT BURNS TO PEE. PUS. FROM YOUR COCK OR VAGINA. DISGUSTING. SWELLING UGH EW. YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW YOU HAVE STDs FOR UP TO TWO WEEKS. and it’d be kinda mean if you gave someone an STD so please don’t
- LITERALLY IT’S SO EASY TO GET FREE CONDOMS GUYS. TYPE YOUR ZIPCODE INTO THIS WEBSITE AND IT’LL SHOW YOU THE CLOSEST PLACE TO GET FREE CONDOMS NEAR YOU. for guys and gals and nonbinary pals who have vaginas and like others with vaginas, dental dams are also a thing.
- P R E G N A N C Y. THE BIGGEST FUCKING BIRTH CONTROL EVER. CHILDREN ARE LOUD. AND MESSY. AND SO EXPENSIVE. THEY NEED CONSTANT ATTENTION. THEY WONT EAT WHEN YOU WANT THEM TO. YOU’LL CHANGE THOUSANDS OF DIAPERS. YOU’LL HAVE TO GET UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO BRING THEM TO THE HOSPITAL WHEN THEY HAVE A FEVER OF 103 AND THEN PAY FOR THE HOSPITAL BILLS. PREGNANCY IS PAINFUL. CHILDREN ARE ALSO ASSHOLES.
- PULLING OUT DOESNT WORK. PRECUM CAN CONTAINS TRACES OF SEMEN WHICH CAN MAKE ITS WAY INTO THE EGGS.
- PLEASE DONT LISTEN TO ANYONE WITH A PENIS WHO COMPLAINS ABOUT BEING TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM. THEY ARE LIARS. OR HAVE DANGEROUSLY HUMONGOUS DICKS THAT SHOULD REALLY GET IT CHECKED OUT BECAUSE AT THAT RATE IT SHOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE TO WALK. IT’LL BE LIKE A THIRD FUCKING LEG DUDE HONESTLY.
- FOR YALL ON BIRTH CONTROL, MISSING A PILL CAN SET YOU BACK THREE DAYS
- GUYS. PORN IS FREE. PORNHUB IS FREE. XHAMSTER IS FREE. SMUT IS FREE. EVEN YOUTUBE HAS SOME SUGGESTIVE AUDIOS THAT MIGHT RUFFLE YOUR FEATHERS. i mean during quarantine you shouldn’t be fuckin anyway. why not get to know yourself a little better. you’re home all day with nothing to do. why not have some fun.
so, in short... be safe. have fun. do the do. but don’t do it at the cost of your health or the next eighteen years of your life. children never go away. like, ever. just jack off. mutual masturbation. phone sex. zoom sex. skype sex. anyway, big love, guys.
pitaparka, out.
A Black Rose
…My head…
…Fuck, it's like someone took a sledge hammer to it… My body is sore all over…
…Where the hell am I? This isn't my apartment or Grillby's loft…
As I sat up, I took a look around my surrounds to just… Gather my bearings if I'm even using that phrase correctly. Silk satin sheets, a bed bigger than a California King, and just a beautiful hotel room overall that I could never afford.
Shit. A hotel room? Wait…
…Yep. Naked as a jay bird—what the fuck and who the fuck did I do?! I just… i just blindly gave away my virginity just like that?! God, Julia, you fucking idiot! Who did…?
...Wait, I remember...
I was getting drunk off my ass last night and the skeleton monster I met was trying to cheer me up, telling bad puns left and right and my dumbass started firing back a few puns and flirts right back, cuz, hell, my inhibitions are all gone and I'm three sheets to the wind, so... Why not shoot my shot with a cute monster?
Shit, what else...?
Kissing...
Teeth pressing and rubbing against my lips...
The cold bricks pressing and rubbing against my back...
Warm bones pressing into the fat of my thighs, squeezing my breasts... It was like they wanted to touch as much of my flesh as they could; as if I could just disappear the moment they let go...
Their bones, cold, but oddly warm... The texture felt so different... rough and smooth... The texture of their magic on my tongue popped and fizzled like pop rocks or zotz fizz candy... The taste of whiskey and... apples...
It was hot...
It was too hot...
I wanted more and... I didn't care... I was like something deep inside me just didn't want to stop and I needed him and he needed me...
It felt like a blur... My body weightless and the void of everything until my body landed on something soft below me and above... That same skeleton monster. He looked at me in such a way I don't think I've ever seen before... Do skeleton monster's eye... lights??? Do they change depending on mood? They looked like a bright blue for a moment there... Maybe it was a drunken imagination...
God... We had sex, didn't we...?
How is that possible with a skeleton? Then again, if one could french kiss a skeleton, then it's probably possible to do the deed.
His eyelights were so beautiful... Like a galaxy... His bones were so pretty... We held hands and clung to each other... Nothing else mattered except us...
Well, what a way for one to lose their virginity. A one night stand. I'll probably never see that guy again... But it did feel nice to feel wanted, even if we were drunk.
Huh? A note with a... black rose?
"Until we meet again, starlight."
Damn, that... I think I felt my heart flutter. Maybe he's just being sweet. Time to do my first walk of shame and get to job hunting and trying to figure out my life before I become homeless, I guess...
--
The walk back home was... weird. I always had an anxiety and paranoia mixed cocktail of feelings being out in the open. Feeling like all eye would be on me. But today, it literally felt like people were freaking staring at me--mainly monsters. The area I stay at is mostly monster populated, and while I understand that some monsters were wary of humans, they never stared at me like they are today. It felt weird...
Looks of concern
Looks of digust
Looks of... Curiousity?
Why were they staring at me? I made sure to shower and look presentable like I totally didn't get my back blown out and didn't smell like I did, so why...?
Making it to my apartment building, I crossed paths with one of my neighbors--a dog monster named Eve. She lived here with her husband and their big litter of pups. We aren't friends, but we're friendly enough to where if they needed help, I'd try to do my best.
"Oh, Ms. Julia! Are you... Okay? I got worried when you didn't come home last night. I didn't hear you playing you Law & Order show you like to watch." She made a face, looking at me before speaking again, "Did you... Stay with Grillby? I know you two are close."
"No, no, it's not like that. Grillby and I are just friends. I just got drunk and... Yeah. No, no, I'm fine. Is something wrong? You're making a face..."
"I'm alright, don't worry about me, just... Take care of yourself, alright? I'm right across the hall if you need anything, okay?" Eve have a have smile before taking the elevator.
Weird, but... Okay. Guess she's just being a mom and worried about me.
--
The next couple of... Fuck, days? Weeks? My mind is all muddled. I'm always so tired. I'm so drained... I almost collapsed grocery shopping and I barely wanna eat anymore. It like a piece of me is missing and I dunno why? Maybe it's stress from the job hunt or maybe trying to keep on top of my bills?
I tried to go to Grillby's to take my mind off things and vent, but he refused to serve me anything alcoholic, but made some food for me and just pointed at the bottled water since he doesn't touch the stuff himself. The food was... Very overpowering, but Grillby just told me to try and eat as much as I could anyway to keep my energy up. He just looked worried and wondered how I've been since that one night. After some chatting, he wondered how long I've been feeling crappy and recommended I go to the doctor nearby for a check up and medicine.
A pain in my ass and wallet, but...
The first doctor had no idea what was wrong, and just played it up to stress and to make sure I keep on top of my iron supplements so my anemia wouldn't act up again.
"Grillbs the doctor just said it was stress and my iron is prolly low. You know I have anemia issues..."
"Was it a human doctor?"
"Yeah?"
"I said to go to the one nearby. They're a monster doctor."
"Not to sound ignorant, but they're a monster doctor and I'm a squishy meat-sack human."
"Trust me, this will be the right doctor for you. Business is slow right now so if you need to call me back, I'll be available."
...No...
...No way...
No fucking way this is possible. I-I gotta go home right now. I'm gonna be sick. This has to be a joke.
This can't be real...
Shit.
Shit, shit, shit!
Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit...! What the hell do I do? I can't do this! This can't be real... This is too much...!
[Previous: What A Night]
I figured out how to have sex with a couple of my headmates recently and I’m still super fascinated by it. I can’t really explain how it works, especially since I tend to be frontstuck and can barely go into the inner world, but I tend to overlap a lot with the ones who cofront, and me feeling sensations while also feeling their sensations while they were feeling my sensations was kinda insane. It’s also nice that in that level of cofronting our thoughts overlap some so we didn’t have to put things into words to discuss what we wanted, we just mutually agreed on what the dynamics were/what we were doing.
UH SHOULD I MAKE THIS A SERIES OR WHAT LIKE HELLOOO??? btw song to listen to is "Diet Mountain Dew - Demo" by Lana Del Ray
"Not so tough now, huh?" pt.2!
Michael Kaiser x Fem!Reader
warning: degradation, !!SUB KAISER OMG!!, overstimulating, sex, swearing. MINORS DNI
After that day, he started becoming more.. open with her?.. he was suddenly kinder, but oh fuck when ness would try to interrupt a conversation with you he would CRASH THE FUCK OUT on ness, she would have to calm him down manually than let him cool down himself.
She and she alone blessed his life, both in and out of bed, but in bed was on a whole 'nother level. There again he was, on her front porch looking like puppy who was denied love, begging her to fuck him yet again.. "Please.. I NEED you, liebling.." "Even after yesterday, Micha? Damn, you're needier than I thought, whore." "Call me what you want, i like it, schatz." "You bet i will, Micha."
And so she did, in fact, all night she was degrading him, and oh did he love it when she tugged on his blonde-fading-into-blue locks.. it was like this dream he had all over again, but in real life. He couldn't believe it, she had the power to bring his wet dreams into life and still be the most loving and kindest person to him, especially during.. "AfTeRcArE" he likes to call it.
Another moment they had was when she caressed his back muscles and called him a "Good boy, Micha..", boy did he double his efforts to make her cum, and by the end of the night, it wasn't just him screaming her name, it was her screaming his.
UGH I LOVE WRITING SUB KAISER #NEEDTHAT
PART THREE JUST DROPPED!! 🔥🔥🔥 https://www.tumblr.com/yoursssxtrulyyy/780946998024093696/not-so-tough-now-huh
btw part one = https://www.tumblr.com/yoursssxtrulyyy/780769831409664000/not-so-tough-now-huh
my first request ever and my first writing too... RAHHH i hope this does well or im gonna crash out..
"Not so tough now, huh?"
Michael Kaiser x Fem!Reader
warning: degradation, !!SUB KAISER OMG!!, overstimulating, sex, swearing. MINORS DNI
Whenever she was around, Michael, otherwise Micha, would blush at the memories of all their encounters. He was like a schoolboy, especially when she would tease him in public. However, despite all the teasing.. that was nothing compared to when they were behind closed doors. He would be begging, on his knees, for her to degrade him already. "Y/n.. please.. just fuck me already.." "No Micha, you've been bad."
Though she had turned him down many MANY times, after a few minutes he still undressed and then suddenly, she couldn't resist much longer. "Pretty please Y/n?.." "..Fine Micha."
He beamed like there was no tomorrow, he was so fucking happy to finally have his favorite time of the day. A few hours later though and begging for her to stop. She plays with his tip and once in a while when she's riding him HARD, she'll whisper "This what you wanted, slut?" "Y-Yes... please.. more, Y/n.."
When he cums for the 11th time, as he's coming down from his high, she'll murmur in his ear "Not so tough now, huh?" "Shut up."
The day after he'll playfully avoid her and his teammates will tease him as to why they heard him screaming all last night in his room in blue lock.
ILL MAKE A PART 2 I SWEAR TOMORROW LEMME KNOW IF THIS WAS TOO SHORT OR TOO LONG OR MID PLOT AGHHH
edit: part two out now !! https://www.tumblr.com/yoursssxtrulyyy/780791259043364864/not-so-tough-now-huh-pt2
PART THREE JUST DROPPED!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥https://www.tumblr.com/yoursssxtrulyyy/780946998024093696/not-so-tough-now-huh
Pro gamer tip don't police other's asexuality or autism even if you're asexual and autistic yourself.
Looking for a clip I saw months ago on Twitter (TW for a joking mention of sex under the cut)
okay I swear to God I am not making this up, but does anybody have that clip of Zach Hadel at that Comic-con panel (I think it was?? It was definitely an event of some kind) where he's talking about a hypothetical Smiling Friends movie (not confirming it, just joking about it I think), where he then goes on to joke about Charlie and Pim having a sex scene together in the middle of said hypothetical movie??
I'm deadass not making this up, I remember seeing the clip on Twitter somewhere, but I never ended up saving it for whatever reason. Any help is appreciated I need to know that this wasn't just a fever dream I had 🙏🙏