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Here’s my contribution to society (the Deadpool community lol)

Basically, I wanted to get out my own AU Deadpool before I went to go and see the new movie!

Basically, my story for this Wade is that he was a stripper (/sex worker, though he didn't like that part) who was picked up for a 'job', which turned out to be a program similar to what happened to movie Deadpool and Wolverine, activating his mutation but leaving harsh, deep scars on his body and a few burn scars on his face, which is the reason he wears the mask but still has hair, and he still dances because he genuinely enjoyed doing that and wants to show that you don't necessarily have to be sensual to be popular Yk

Sorry for the ramble, it was yoinked directly from a chat with my friends 😅

Anyways, reference here!

And alternate lighting under cut!

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Also I had a dream last night that involved the production of a pornographic film, where a cute girl goes to a waxing professional who confirms "um you do know this is exclusively a Wax Your Dick And Balls facility" and she's like "yeah I know :)" and he puts two and two together and that's fine too. Then something else happens and he says that he's closing shop and his girlfriend is getting here soon so they can get home together, how about all three of them go home together? :)

And there's a whole cute happy upbeat montage scene of the three of them on their way back to this couple's place, the sun is shining, they laugh at antics of some pigeons while waiting for the bus, almost Ghibli movie style uplifting piano music playing softly in the background, while these people make their way on their little slice-of-life ordinary adventure.

Then it cuts to someone on the production team explaining this to everyone else involved in the film, enthusiastically going "yeah that's the point! It's going to be hilarious, making the whole thing such a high quality, high-effort artistic cinema the viewers forget they're watching porn and get whiplash so hard when they just straight-up start fucking."

And then I woke up before they got to that part.