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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

Humans Are Weird

So there has been a bit of “what if humans were the weird ones?” going around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather? 

What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all “SCORE! Earth like world! Let’s get exploring before we get out competed!” And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just … there… counting seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving. 

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Want this! Also, Bob is the red one. They all have different names because I just thought of this and yes.

Red- Bob

Orange- Chester

Blue- Devin

Green- Sprite

Purple- Malia

Lavender- Sophia

Deep Green- Forest

PepperMint- Cole

Skyblue- Cloud

BluePink- Opaque

Party- Translucent

RedBlue- Peter

LightPink- Princess

YellowPink- Shel

BlueGreen- Aqua

BioBlue- Marine

Yellwo- Typo

TealBlue- Glasz

Fear- Scarecrow

Black- Bruce

Shrimp- IttyBitty

i hauve a cold