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actually my girl dinner is heaps and heapes of root vegetables
Girl Dinner:
One (1) mini plain bagel,
Two (2) baby pickles,
One (1) mini pepperoni,
Two (2) Strawberry Daiquiri Jellybeans,
And one (1) square of Rice Crispy Treats
"I Feel Like Love Is Super Dark And No One Ever Talks About It."
Cassie Howard- Euphoria
Blue Dream my zaza horse and some info about her
Feel free to ask questions 🫶
GONNA PRACTICE SOME SMUT CHAPTERS AND STORIES YALL!
I think I'm going to try to write some practice smut for male Disney characters, ONLY THE ADULTS, NO MINORS so if u have a request pls share! + for my monster male x fem reader oneshot that will be on my Wattpad!!
LINK - https://www.wattpad.com/user/xXMonsterStudioXx
me with the guy i told everyone i hated
girl dinner is an ice coffee and two large cans of Pringles
Enzo en Loewe para los premios Goya 🤍
Bitches be like girl dinner this girl dinner that y'all just have EDs
chilchuck is actively going to shorten his already short lifespan. Iconic
my muse ⬆️
A little fun fact about me is that back when I was a cringy ah 12yo I’d sometimes add really random tags that had absolutely no relation to the subject matter of my main post. Just for the shits and giggles.
And to annoy people and for attention ofc (can you tell I’m unemployed yet?)
Let’s see how many we can fit with this one (this is the only one I promise lol)
A COFFEE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY
hallo my daughter, peter steele and sean brennan deco for mother? ^_^ xoxo
▬▬ ⊱ ۫ ׅ ⚝ helguinha cameo in 2025 ??? ๋࣭ ⭑ also the girl dinner one is actually so funny i cannot stop smiling at it.
// Ross has a new tattoo 🤍 //
illustrations by Scott Hutchinson,
tattoo by Ry Rogers / hellhabits
© hellhabits
i'd like to clarify that when i call a man a simp it is the biggest compliment i could ever give anyone. i genuinely believe that each and every man that isn't a simp yet should reconsider his life choices.
i'm fairly sure that each time i hear "and though I burn how could I fall when I am lifted by every word you say to me'' my soul literally leaves my body and i start levitating
si vis pacem para bellum but in the teenage girl going insane way
when virginia woolf said "who shall measure the heat and violence of the poet's heart when caught and tangled in a woman's body?" i felt it in the deepest corners of my soul i didn't even know existed.
Things Alastor Has Definitely Said 3
Alastor: *reading a recipe* Whisk until pale... Lucifer, come here for a moment.
Lucifer: Hm, what?
Alastor: *grabs his arm, compares the batter to his skin* Hmm... I'd say that's close enough.
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Alastor: How much of the Bible was even real?
Lucifer: Assume everything you read in it is false.
Alastor: I see, so Jesus never happened and God doesn't exist.
Lucifer: What? No—
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Angel: What do you even know about addiction?
Alastor: ... Angel, I was a soldier in the First World War. I lived during the prohibition. I still take medicine with cocaine in it, and I still make moonshine in my bathtub.
Alastor: "What do I know about addiction," the nerve.
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Vox: We could have been GREAT!
Alastor: Great what? Clowns? I don't want to be a part of your circus, Vox. Unlike you, I don't derive sexual pleasure from feeling humiliated. Take your Tony the Tiger impression somewhere else.
Vox:
Vox: How the fuck do you know who Tony the Tiger is?
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Charlie: Look, Alastor, I'm not trying to step on your toes, but—
Alastor: You'd have a difficult time, given that I don't have any.
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Alastor: Goodbye, chums! I'm off to have Girl Dinner with Rosie!
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Alastor: Shut up, Susan.
Vaggie: ... That's not my name.
Alastor: ... Question, were you always an exorcist angel or did you have human relatives at some point? You remind me of someone.
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Angel: And transgender is basically people who don't identify with the gender they were assigned to at birth.
Alastor: Oh, I see, so it's like how I tricked my sperm donor into thinking I was always a boy and made him think he was clinically insane for having memories of the contrary!
Angel:
Angel: You WHAT?!