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*The squad is over at Narcissa's house*
Lucius: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Narcissa: ... N-No...
Narcissa, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Lucius, motioning to her kitchen: Three, I thought!
Bellatrix: I see a-
Narcissa, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Lucius: Oh, well I-
Narcissa: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Narcissa, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Regulus: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Severus: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Narcissa: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Narcissa: I am a woman who owns four ovens...
Narcissa, louder and way too happy: I am a woman... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Narcissa: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Lily, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Narcissa:
Lucius: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Narcissa:
Narcissa, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM A WOMAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
Head Canons for the Slytherins in a little band
I imagine narcissa on the drums, sev as the singer, Lucius as lead guitar, Bellatrix as rhythm guitar (and when it's not need she does the keyboard) and Regulus as base. Also lily is their manager.
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They switch around if need.
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The others sometime sing a song and several other does small parts, when that happens
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Severus never play the drums, he doesn't like to play them and he's not that good at it
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The girls and Severus write the songs while reg and Lucius give suggestions (like what it could or should be about)
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The tend to write and sing about how they feel or things they experienced, a few songs they made just for fun like a joke a nice break from pouring their emotions out
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The name of their band is 'death eaters' (does it sound better as 'the death eaters' or give suggestions)
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If the song is about someone and don't want that person, they make sure the lyrics don't directly point that person out.though sometimes they don't care and decide to taunt that person in the song
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Some songs just one member writes and will make sure the others like it before they completely finish it (the others ALWAYS like it)
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They love each other like family and each of them have written a song for/about one another
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Because Severus usually doesn't have an instrument Lucius likes making up dances for Severus to do
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If sev is feeling extra he'll jump and dance on some of the tables, especially if the song is about someone, then he'll jump on that persons table and make sure to point that person out.
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Their outfits sorta match and always has something representing Slytherin
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Sev puts his hair up sometimes, he always has some in the front out so he still has a curtain of hair to hide behind
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Narcissa and Bellatrix are usually the ones to sing along with sev
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I'll post what I imagine their outfits looking like
I'm sorry but my mother took the laptop (where I do the writing) we have only the one and it's easiest for me to write on there, so I'm sorry for those who were waiting for chapter two of Severus Snape,Harry Potter and the annoying Gryffindors but you'll have to wait a little longer.
I'm going to post head canons of my Severus, Bellatrix, Narcissa, Regulus and Lucius band idea, I'm thinking of naming their band death eaters or the death eaters(for obvious reasons) let me know what you think and I'm sorry again.
Severus: What the hell were you thinking?
Regulus: I heard releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!
Severus: You released OSTRICHES!
Bellatrix: Severus doesn’t look very happy.
Regulus: That's his happy. He's just a bitch.
Severus, sniffling: Calm down, I’m probably not sick. It might just be allergies.
Regulus: Okay, tell me this, are you like, really tired?
Severus: I have depression, what do you think?
Regulus, watching Severus & Bellatrix panic : What's going on?
Lucius: Severus is having a midlife crisis and Bellatrix is just having a crisis.
Regulus: Severus, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?
Severus, naked in Regulus's bed: No, I absolutely do not.
Regulus, already taking off his clothes: Fuck... Me neither.
Regulus: Truth or dare?
Severus: Truth.
Regulus: How many hours have you slept this week?
Severus:
Severus: Dare.
Regulus: Go to sleep.
Severus: I don't like this game.
Severus: Hey guys I just found a new song I really like-
Regulus: Is it about death?
Severus: No.
Bellatrix: Is it about drugs?
Lucius: Is it about sex?
Severus: NO- it's about happiness and peace and-
Regulus, Bellatrix, and Lucius:
Regulus: What did Severus do this time?
Bellatrix: More like WHO did Severus do this time?
Narcissa: What did you two do?
Severus:
Regulus:
Narcissa: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
Narcissa: What do you call disobeying the law?
The Squad: A hobby.
Narcissa: *crosses her arms*
The Squad: That we do not engage in.
Regulus: It’s funny how well you and Severus get along. Didn’t he hate you at first?
Lucius: Severus hates everybody at first. It’s his way of reaching out to people.
Remus: Ducks are better than rabbits.
James: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.
Lucius: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.
James: We’re not talking about flavour, Lucius!
Lucius: Flavour counts!
James: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone?
Regulus: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier?
James: Okay, but-
Regulus: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER?
Lucius: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!
James: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, LUCIUS!
Lucius: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, JAMES!
Remus: I- Jesus-
Sirius: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.
Regulus: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.
Severus: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Lucius: ... Your what?
Severus: My friends.
Regulus: Are he's saying “friends”?
Narcissa: I think he's being sarcastic.
Bellatrix: No, no, no, this is delirium, he cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Severus! All of your friends are in this room.
Regulus, turning to Lucius: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.