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misunderstoodcylon
3 weeks ago
Shepard: I like the way you hid behind those crates during the fight. Really helped us out. Thanks a lot.
Shepard: Conrad, I haven't been shot in the head nearly enough times to make that seem like a good idea.
Shepard: I'd rather drink a cup of acid after chewing on a razor blade.
Shepard: Your grasp of the obvious is inspiring.
Shepard: Someone piss in your security chief's coffee today?
Shepard: Are you trying to be cryptic, or are you just nuts?
Shepard: I have no idea what you're talking about, and I don't care.
Sparatus: I believe you humans have a saying: even a broken clock is right twice a day. Shepard: Here's another saying: go to hell!
Shepard: Hey! Everyone! This store discriminates against the poor!
Shepard: Show me yours, tough guy. I bet mine's bigger.
Shepard: If I flee, I might trip over all the krogan I killed to get here. I think I'll take my chances.
Shepard: Just once, I'd like to ask someone for help and hear them say, "Sure. Let's go. Right now. No strings attached."
Shepard: If you want levelheaded answers to help you fit into polite society, I'm not really the right person.
Shepard: The minute...the second I get out of here, I'm going to take your head and mount it in the Normandy CIC. Shepard: Then, I'm going to mount her head next to yours! Shepard: Then I'm going to take both your heads and space them out the airlock!
Nassana: Shepard? But...you're dead. Shepard: I got better.

happy birthday to THE bitch of all time

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