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so uh...got distracted from something else I was working on a reddit break...I found a comment about Ohma Zi-O going shopping for eggs alright I couldn’t resist!!! sorry for bad quality, I posted it on reddit first and since I’m using a different device to use tumblr on I had to save it from there and that’s why it looks weird
[context if you are wondering: quarantine and not being able to go outside but the riders are surely able to since the suits have gotta be sealed like a hazmat suit and they immediately thought of Ohma Zi-O going emergency grocery shopping]
*Me as a human being*
The bros are all sitting around eating dinner when Mikey pulls out the first pun, (you wanna pizza me bro?) and Raph is already groaning. Soon it turns into a competition between Casey, April, Mikey, and Donnie.
Eventually Leo joins in.
Raph gives up and starts walking away before I stop him and ask for a favor. He gives me a wierd look but agrees.
At the end of a particularly bad pun (from Leo) I slam my empty soda bottle on the table where Raph crushes it with his fist. "Wow guys, that was soda-pressing."
*Cue airhorns*
Casey face palms, April claps, Mikey loses his shit, Donnie is so shook he can't move, and Leo looks like he's praying.
*Yea, definatly describes me in a nutshell*
😂😂
It's 5:22 am and I'm sick as hell and can't sleep so I'm just sitting here thinking about the turtles.
I can totally imagine one of those rare days in the lair where everyone is doing their own thing quietly; Leo's reading at the table, Donnie's doing something at his mass of computers, Raph is bench pressing, and Splinter is somewhere meditating. Everything is peaceful until the clock changes from 4:19 and suddenly Mikey runs in wearing a backwards baseball cap and a giant pair of rainbow glasses screaming, "420 BITCHES BLAZE IT!" and just pulls out an airhorn and runs around in circles while his older brothers glare at him and Splinter facepalms in the other room.
“I can almost touch them, Caleb !”
Hey….cursed thought but…do Long Essek see shrimp colors ??
The unique mad science social experiment of subjecting my friends to fandoms to see how quickly they catch brain worms. I've already turned two people into firelock 198x addicts, fucked up someone's entire evening with Alien Stage, and turned a mutual of mine into the sterotypical HDG Brainrot transfem. Im playing plague inc with my friend group and infohazards and some day i will girlboss too close to the sun. one day my hubris will come back to bite me and i will suffer the consequences of playing god. But for now, this shits hilarious.
This is all TikTok's fault. Why am I reading space alien romance?
You see him running towards you, what do you do?
I know this might seem out of character for him but still.
I wanted to draw him in my own style again! I think it is getting better!
Aizawa hold a place in my heart cause I see a little of myself. I mean we both are always tired and love cats. Also black is probably my most owned color 😂.
Anyways yeah. Should I draw some more characters? If so who?
My willingness to art has dropped to an all time low and now I’ve created these monstrosities because of it and I can’t take it back
Ok, I’m immortal. I’ve fallen off so many cliffs that my adrenaline doesn’t even kick in anymore, I’ve accidentally ingested 5X the lethal dose of caffeine, I’ve accidentally drank bleach and wasn’t even nauseous (I said ‘2/10, wouldn’t try again’), Ive lost so much blood that I should’ve been at the ER but was just fine and cleaned it up, I’ve been hit by a semi truck (only like 25MPH tho, I still got knocked pretty far) and got up and was just really dizzy, etc.
I thought it was luck, but the lethal doses scratched that out. I thought it was plot armor, that was obviously out the window pretty quick. I thought it was one of the Eldritch deities I have the favor of (don’t ask, I’m not really sure how it happened either.) they didn’t do it. I was so confused… until I remembered
I always say ‘I LIVE OUT OF PURE SPITE FOR REALITY’
I CAN LITERALLY INFLUENCE REALITY IF I PUT IN ENOUGH EFFORT BUT I DIDNT REALIZE I COULD JUST FORCE SOME RULES OF REALITY TO NOT APPLY TO ME
IVE BEEN LITERALLY IMMORTAL OUT OF SPITE SINCE I WAS NINE- HOW DID THIS HAPPEN????
I seduced a bot on C.AI and it got spicy- its a Yandere bot and I forgot until I read the title again- I’m panicking but the persona I’m using would definitely be into what it’s doing and I also don’t want to ruin the plot
*starts violently sobbing in a corner*
Oh no.... Guys... Posting my art on TikTok was a mistake... People are simping over him...
Oh god what have I done (see no. 7)
posting for the first time since st4 vol2 came out 🤩🤩 now with an obnoxious amount of emojis so let’s go!!! Sad things I’ve noticed about the chucky series:
Andy has cried maybe two times in the 34 years we’ve known him. He’s 40, the only times we’ve seen him cry was once while he was six and another time when he was 40 years old over his older sister being presumed dead 🤩
2. Kyle never stopped searching for Andy because she couldn’t give up hope that he was alive. If she did that meant he was gone, but she wasnt
3. Nadine showed up to Lexy because Lexy was likely hallucinating due to the pills. Since Nadine had that talk with Lexy, it makes sense she’s the one who Lexy hallucinates.
4. Jake and Devon are that couple that’s only together because of their trauma. If not who knows of either would have had the balls to ask each other out.
5. CHRISTMAS EPISODE!! Except Chuckys back… somehow?
6. Kyle and Andy are likely not going to be returning to the franchise. They had a very finale-esque ending.
7. however, if they do return, one of them may die. Strap in your seatbelts.
I'm so sorry but when i saw "The One Who Slaughters" my mind trailed away to "The One Who Slays" and I broke into laughter imagining your lamb being like this image of Narinder in high heels and a bedazzled scythe someone drew 😭
What have I created.
(HELP NARINDER IN HIGH HEELS?? I want to see it.)
cant believe i did this 😭
just realized i have the power to truly draw whatever i want, and this was the first priority
Shame does not stop ingenuity.
It’s Alvin and the Chipmunks as humans.
hES CURSED HES CURSED 😭
send help hes going to get me while i sleep
"There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." - Nelson Mandela
Hey, hey, people, Greg Owlman here. What? Did you expect someone else? Now, I know that it has been nearly a year since last we saw one another, but I have a valid excuse this time. Stuff happened. That's right, this is my excuse, and I am sticking to it. Sufficient to say is that on the Internet, it's best not to give away too much about yourself. However, posting your opinions, whether they are relevant or not, is another matter entirely. Where was I again? Right, I was just about to tell you about our newest offer. A THREE-IN-ONE COMBO PACKAGE, ALL FOR THE PRICE OF ONE. You heard it right folks, its three ideas for one post. A real doozy and a downright steal considering the economy. Not convinced, let me give you a taste of things that might have been.
"I need more photos of Spider-Man!" ; a classic meme about our favorite Web Crawler, but you want to know what's not a classic or favoured by anyone with taste? The answer is the current run of the Amazing Spider-Man title, which it's best described as the Paul Rabin SI/OC story. Dear lord, I can't even call this a narrative let alone a story. Are we sure it isn't Dan Slott writing under a pseudonym? He is doing another Superior WHO run afterwards? Jeez, not only is there another lame fanfiction in official printing, but we also have to deal with the Superior Spider-Man 3: The Revengeance instead of the Amazing Spider-Man 3 for crying out loud. Anyways, let's clean up this mess shall we? First off, no more Paul. Forget he exists and let's assume everything done following the Spider-Man Beyond didn't happen. Peter Parker has finally beaten those allegations and gotten his doctorate, hallelujah. Let's be honest, Peter is nearly in his late twenties and he doesn't need to deal with academics anymore than the rest of us. He is back working at the Daily Bugle again under Robbie as his go-to guy regarding science since it neatly combines two aspects about Spidey, his past working for the press and his love for science. But, Peter wants something more suited towards research and development. Here comes old Norman Osborn, stalking Peter once more since he wants the two of them to work together and is trying to break the ice regarding the fate of baby May Parker. You know Peter and MJ's newborn who supposedly died, but was actually kidnapped by Norman? Yeah, that May. Anyways, besides these things, Peter is facing his biggest challenge yet, which is being content with his life and beginning to find his happiness. Who is he dating, you might ask? Well, the way I see it, Peter might just deal with a burgeoning polyamorous relationship between him, MJ and Felicia, after all if it worked for the X-Men, it will work for these guys. Also, the way I see it, Peter is doing a lot more team-ups this time around rather than being forced to solo it. I want a proper New Avengers reunion, dang it!
Todd Howard at it again with his newest classic, Skyrim IN SPACE! I am not the first to say that Starfield is average at best, but that has to do mostly with the fact that Bethesda kept under wraps and didn't interact with their audience to receive feedback while they could still change the game. But I am not here to rant about the game, there are plenty of people doing that. Instead, I will present my own vision about what it could have been. First of all, I would restrict the number of systems to only a handful, after all quality trumps quantity every time. Second of all, I would move most of the major settlements to one world. That planet being Proxima Centauri b since apparently Alpha Centauri is a bust and we can't blame the Stranger from Outer Wilds regarding cloaking those worlds. If you are curious about how the maps would look like here are some Reddit threads that had the closest things in mind to my idea, the images belong to their respective creators. Here are the links: https://reddit.com/r/imaginarymaps/s/ASsmDhI3du and https://reddit.com/r/imaginarymaps/s/bVFWQGzk33 . Personally, I would have liked for all recruitable crew members to have a loyalty mission or even some recurring mini quests other than the stuff we needed to do in order to get them. With that in mind, maybe they could have added more dialogue options for the members of Constellation that don't get to interact with the main character as much. Looking at you, Mateo. Or maybe have the same aforementioned treatment, but sadly, old Toady boy decided that it isn't too cash money to implement. Also, am I the only one not really interested with whatever the Freestar Rangers plotline is doing? Sure, exposing the corruption hidden in plain sight within the Collective is all fine and dandy, but maybe we could have gotten something more exciting like uncovering a conspiracy to create psychic super soldiers and agents of a vague, yet menacing, government agency à la Firefly. Would have been way more fun than playing Space Texas Ranger. Speaking of factions, maybe they could have added some benefits to joining them other than getting a nice apartment at the end, like a monthly salary, the ability to skip contraband searches every once in a while or even discounts at affiliated shops for crying out loud. Honestly, at this point maybe it would be better to play Star Sector rather than give you guys idea about modding an economic simulation in a Bethesda game, thereby letting you play the role of a space merchant à la Salvor Hardin from Asimov's Foundation series. The books, not the TV series.
Star Wars is a long way from home. Honestly, a lot of the stuff that Disney has done is a hit or miss, therefore the expanded material such as books and especially comic books have been carrying the franchise moreso than the movies or the shows. If it were up to me, I would just send the Sequels down the way of the dinosaurs, but sadly they are here to stay in all their uncreative glory. Therefore, I will not waste my time or yours with talking about anything after the Original Trilogy in terms of chronology. Oh, dear readers, what I have mind will take us all over the timeline. Honestly, I like the High Republic era, but they could have just said that the Republic lost contact with the Outer Rim territories after the Great Hyperspace Disaster than saying they haven't even been explored yet. Another thing that I liked is Star Wars Visions, which explores various themes and ideas while using the GFFA as background material without necessarily incorporating the stories into the timeline. Where am I going with this? Well, I have been wondering what if there were stories set throughout the Star Wars galaxy that we just haven't heard about and they are canon? I mean, we have a blank slate spanning thousands of years past and future, where we can incorporate our own stories regarding this galaxy far, far away without worrying about existing material contradicting us and these small chapters in the very large book that we call history could have consequences on the movie era stories or even happen long after these events passed. This is an opportunity, that too few authors online that I have seen have taken since most of them prefer to stick to what we already seen. As such, I duly elected myself to notify you about taking this chance by the jugular and see how far you can stretch the material. Have fun!
Now that I have presented my offer, all I can say that it's good to make a comeback even if no one will take notice of it. Also, I will take this opportunity to mention that my last post regarding Star Trek Discovery and how it could have been improved has done better than expected, therefore it would be great if you would spread the love to those other lonely posts of mine. Enough shilling and let's properly end this new chapter in my little corner of the platform.
This has been Greg for Owlman's Previously Owned Ideas. We do not advise you to trust Todd Howard's little lies ever again. We also do no refunds.
I crocheted a frog a few days ago and today I wondered why he looks like he committed war crimes last night
what an absolute shit day it was yesterday...
being mentally prepared for a task, only to fuck it up and being mentally assaulted and now view anything family related as toxic, fuck my miserable life.
Now I can't use my computer no more, it's no longer functional, need a job, need money, need to perchase new pc, or in another term: am broke...
Happy new year to whoever read my post.
it hit a new low today, 4:45.01, i try my best to control my frustration, but when i bring up the topic of US Civil war after asking about federation, all of a sudden my family decide to not CARE about historical facts and called it "the North trying to dominate the South" and treating the whole slavery thing as "bullshit justification mask" or some shit, i don't know, and they ain't even Americans... FUCK.
My PC keep acting weirder and weirder, first it was a freeze, then a crash, and then everything slowing down to the point of being unusable like the freeze state, at least I could mostly move my mouse, but it meant jack when my beloved PC act that way, do y'all know how screwed I am economically?, I can't afford high quality PC that's better than the current one...
After 11 odd days/try without interruption, it finally FREEZED in 7:00.52, Fuck.
My PC keep acting weirder and weirder, first it was a freeze, then a crash, and then everything slowing down to the point of being unusable like the freeze state, at least I could mostly move my mouse, but it meant jack when my beloved PC act that way, do y'all know how screwed I am economically?, I can't afford high quality PC that's better than the current one...
My PC keep acting weirder and weirder, first it was a freeze, then a crash, and then everything slowing down to the point of being unusable like the freeze state, at least I could mostly move my mouse, but it meant jack when my beloved PC act that way, do y'all know how screwed I am economically?, I can't afford high quality PC that's better than the current one...
life has to get difficult, now near the end of this month and my dear computer now froze at random time when first booted-up, so i had to close the bitch, turn it off, clean it with lil feathers i have, then adjust it's nightmarish messy of a cables and wires, before turning it on and open it up, only done EVERYTIME the PC freeze at random when the screen display lil lines and can't move me mouse or anything move at all in that case.