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How can they be cringe when cute & tasty‽
i love how whenever something gets popular the underground tormented avant garde bloggers start becoming self conscious of liking it/finding it funny, and it eventually evolves into aggression towards it. doesnt matter what it is. unrelated but i saw someone call isopods cringe today
To any that might make videos of posts they find here, beware. I have been know to cause unexplainable phenomena in computer devices. As such, should you feature a post from me, the odds of you making a coherent video featuring me and your hardware surviving are unknown but low
is there any cup left?
reblog to take a bite out of this styrofoam cup nobody can stop you go ahead and do it
Reblog if I can wander into your (literal) apartment and make (tangible) lunch
so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch
Im trying to test something.
@i-fucked-freddy-fazzbear why did you do that?
Boop. I love your name. <3
why think you! I got it myself. Plucked it from the branch of an ancient tree.
I scroll through my blog like 'what's wrong with this person do they need help?'
scrolling through my own blog like wow this girl has good taste and agrees with me on everything
@scribe-cas u get good tumblr grade. (:
Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?
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Nature clown. ???
from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator ☆
Me posting on tumblr:
op turned off reblogs but I want this forever
Sometime on this site, you can find the info you need, mostly due to people having a hyper fixation on a certain topic. So sometimes the clowns can have knowledge.
Are sharks actually smooth? I keep seeing people saying they aren't but also others saying they are and now I'm confused :(
sharkskin is completely covered with tiny tiny grooved teeth, which gives it some interesting properties!
these denticles are aligned in one direction with the jagged edges pointing back towards the tail, which breaks fluid mechanics in some weird completely bullshit ways that gives it basically no water resistance in that one direction.
this, in effect, means that sharks are INCREDIBLY smooth and can go as fast as they like in any direction, provided that the direction in question is forward.
however, if the shark tried to go backwards, or if you ran your hand down it the wrong way, the opposite effect would take place- the sharp edges of the denticles would create SUPER water resistance and shred the bejeesus out of your hand.
if you’re going to pet a shark, make sure you go from the head back!
Something, something stones and glass houses.
honestly the discourse on this site is so bad that I have a new hot take: if you use tumblr at all fuck you
Okay, it seems when we do a Tumblr sexyman tournament, the winner takes the power of the rest and, in turn, sends it to our world where someone ends up dying.
Said person who died, seems to be judged neither by morality, but by status, with the recipients being a queen and a pope. We’re 2 for 2, not a lot, but the pattern is there.
I think we can weaponize this. Let’s make more sexyman polls at an increased rate and hope that this probable Death Note hits our more problematic people like our president and the tech idiot.
We'll eventually hit them if we throw enough shots at their direction, so let’s see the hell we can raise with our Blorbos.
Ah Tumblr, where old posts lay dormant after its time has passed only for events that relate to the post to occur and resurrect it for a few more days, possibly gaining more traction than the first time around.
i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom
