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Another day at the assassin house hold, Ezio, Leonardo, Desmond, Shaun, rebecca and Evie are relaxing in the living room when they heard the sound of a car pull up in the hiden parking area
Altair: *comes down stairs* hey uh... Jacob just pulled up in some fancy vehicle.
Evie: oh god...
Desmond: where did he even get the money for it?
Ezio: idk, but we should probably go see what he's up to.
Leonardo: Si.
They all get up and head outside to the hiden parking area to see Jacob roll up in a fancy black mustang. With him next to him was Duccio.
Altair: Good Allah Jacob, what is that ridicules vehicle your driving about in?
Jacob: for your information, this ridiculous vehicle is a mustang. One of the fast cars on the modern era, and Duccio here helped buy it.
Ezio: why would you trust him to help you buy a car!?
Jacob: Oh he didn't pay for it.
Desmond: then who did?
Jacob: I did.
Everyone except Duccio look at Jacob surprised, especially Evie.
Evie: I-I'm sorry... did you say... you! Jacob Frye... actually manged to save his money and not blow it on something ridiculous and unnecessary???
Jacob: well ya! See, I can be responsible too!
Leonardo: and your were still able to pay the rent?
Jacob: yep! See I tell you guys I can be responsible, why is it so hard to believe?
Altair: cause the times you are reasonable are lower then all the times your not.
Shaun: and they often times involve breaking a lot of things.
Jacob: ya well, *gets out the car* look at me now!
Desmond: well I gotta say it's a nice car.
Ezio: so wait then why is Duccio with you then?
Duccio: why to help him find the best suitable car for him of course.
Shaun: Huh, so I'm guessing you got insurance for the car?
Jacob: uh... ya... insurance... so any way the car goes pretty fast and the seats are-
Rebecca: but did you get the insurance?
Jacob: ...
Leonardo: so you didn't get the insurance...
Ezio: *sighs*
Shaun: I can't believe you didn't get the insurance for car once you bought it! What kind of idiot doesn't also get insurance for a new car they buy!
Duccio: *gets out the car* I resent that.
Ezio: *glares over at Duccio*
Duccio: ah, not this time Auditore, see. We are already outside, so you can't throw me out.
Ezio: *grabs Duccio and lifts him up by the back of his shirt and drags him towards the house*
Duccio: U-huh- wait where are you taking me!?
Ezio: *YEETS Duccio inside the house*
Duccio: AH-! *lands face first on the living room floor*
Yep after a long while I made part 2 of Duccio gets thrown out, hope you guys enjoyed it 😎👌
It's almost scary how accurate that is tho
The entire goddamn song is basically P5 prologue I swear