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Everytime a person portrays Remus as conventionally attractive an angel loses its wings. Not even that, the angel straight up dies.
The world would reach peace if we all accepted the fact that Remus John Lupin? Yeah, that lad has been a loser since birth. He calls the librarian ma’am and bites the skin of his fingers.
So in British secondary terms an absolute freak. Without the marauders this man would’ve been bullied so hard, and it brings me great sorrow to acknowledge it.
That makes wolfstar funnier though. Sirius is meant to be the stereotypical sporty rich boy, but here he is, swooning over the guy he should be making fun of while also not realising this bloke he thinks is miles out of his league actually isn’t. Sirius is just pathetic and queer.
It’s a beautiful dynamic. Give me fourteen of them right now.
Wolfstar hits harder if Remus isn't conventionally attractive.
Because while Sirius is still deep in denial and internalized homophobia, he's convincing himself like "it's okay, i'm not gay, anyone would want to kiss Remus once in a while, he's just objectively hot"
Except Remus is awkward and quiet when not around friends, he's too tall like he grew up too fast and doesn't know what to do with this extra height, his scars scare people away, he wears grandpa sweaters, drinks tea in his free time and goes to sleep at 9 pm, he can't flirt for the life of him (even though he could bc he's witty and sarcastic) because he has no self-confidence and it shows.
He's basically a loser (affectionate) and Sirius is like "it's okay, no need to panic, he's the sexiest man on earth but that's just an astute observation, no gay thoughts here"
and i just think that's funny as hell
fundamental differences between wolfstar and jegulus/starchaser:
sirius goes on his tiptoes to kiss remus
regulus grabs james’ collar and pulls him down to his level to kiss him
marauders as things my friends and i have said
Sirius: I'm nonchalant as fuck
Remus: I'm going to push you down the stairs and you're going to let out the biggest scream
Sirius: No? I'm nonchalant, so I'm barely going to reac-
Remus: pushes him lightly
Sirius [letting a girly scream]: REMUS DON'T YOU DARE!
Remus [laughing]: Nonchalant my ass.
“Scary? My God, you're divine.” / “Your beauty never really scared me.” but it's wolfstar <3
Wolfstar “Our story (we) didn't have to end that way,” vs Starchaser “Our story (we) will always end that way,”