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Buckle up for another unhinged story time. Now, as I’ve said before, I used to work at a sex shop. At one point I had three roommates and we all worked the same dildo slinging retail job and lived together. It was extremely sitcom.
Now, as you’d imagine, living with three other people who also talked about sex toys all day created a microcosm of people who were all extremely comfortable around sex toys and related topics. No one left dirty toys laying around but seeing things left in showers or showing off a new purchase was just a Tuesday.
After some life upheavals I ended up living with one of those roommates again, just me and her. For the sake of this story let’s call her Betty. Betty and I shared a two bedroom, and the layout was all the common spaces were an open floor plan and then one hallway formed a T, with my room and bathroom to the left and Betty’s to the right.
Well, one day my cousin calls me up. He’s coming to town for a visit and I offer to put up him, his wife, and their more… sheltered friend. (Unbeknownst to me there was a full Briefing for this girl before she met me so that I didn’t overwhelm her with my blasé attitudes towards- well, most things).
They drove in from two states over and it was a long drive. I had to work and couldn’t greet them or spend the first day together. So I told them to come grab my key so they could all shower off and settle in before me.
I arrived home later that night and found the atmosphere a little awkward at first. Things quickly warmed up and I charmed their friend, impressing my cousin with my immaculate respect for personal comfort levels. We had a lovely evening. By the time we all said goodnight I’d dismissed the initial tension as being tired after a long drive.
The next day we all decided to go to the zoo. I’m a morning shower person, but I let them go first while I made breakfast. After breakfast it was my turn and I hopped in the shower.
Midway through my eyes fixed on it. A little pink sex toy, sitting brazenly on the rim of the tub. Oh no, I thought. This was why things had been awkward yesterday! I left out a personal object because I’d literally forgotten to ever put them away by that point.
What I felt wasn’t embarrassment per se, because that emotion had been utterly eradicated by that point. Rather it was a deep shame that I’d leave out something that might make a guest feel uncomfortable. They told me their friend was sheltered and I had left out a sex toy, it was the epitome of rudeness!
I rejoined everyone and said, “I am so sorry! I didn’t realize I’d left that in the shower, that was so rude of me!”
My guests all exchanged a Look. I looked from my cousin to his wife, she glanced toward their friend, and their friend looked at my cousin. No one would look at me.
“Well…” my cousin finally said, “you didn’t tell us which room was yours yesterday.”
I blinked in confusion, Betty’s room and bathroom were basically just like mine.
“When we got here,” his wife continued, “we went to the other side first. In Betty’s bathroom.”
Reader, Betty’s bathroom.
Had been absolutely covered in dildos. Sex toys of all shapes and sizes covered every flat surface, the tub rim, the sink, the shelves. Wall to wall sex toys. Apparently Betty was doing a spring cleaning and had left her entire extensive collection out to air dry.
These three weary travelers had opened a door to the dildo dimension and had no idea how to react. To this day I have no idea what context clues they used to figure out Betty’s room from mine.
But when I’d come home they were lost in the sex toy shell shock, presumably wondering how they could ever talk about it with someone who felt it was okay to leave out every sex toy they own when expecting company in some kind of bizarre power play.
By the time they finished telling me about this we were all laughing so hard we were in tears.
“When we saw your bathroom with one little pink toy it was so discreet we didn’t even care!” They told me.
After my cousin and his crew had gone on their way I finally told Betty the whole story. She listened with eyes growing wider and wider and finally burst out, “That’s why they were so weird when I got home!!”
Day 24: Sex toys— Sabo x F! Reader
a: finally got my 2 weeks deserved break. I'm happy, Also Fukawara is just a random name it'll be weird if i just wrote "random man"
warnings: nipple play, sex toys
synopsis: making Sabo jealous was something you never know what will it escalate
word count: 700
Anyways, Enjoy this spicy nsfw with Sabo 😻❤️
masterlist // kinktober
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Sabo walked on the hallways of the hideout, part of the revolutionary group. After the long mission he can finally embrace you missing your touch from him and your sweet smile that always make his heart flutter
'I wonder if she miss me too.' Sabo thought smiling walking downstairs and are about to turn right when he had heard your giggles
It was with another man
Sabo immediately hid; He doesn't know what to do. He knew he shouldn't jump into conclusions yet, the way you talk with the man is different against his. Sabo had just leaned on the cold wall listening on the engagingly conversation
“How has your day had been, (Name)-san?” Fukawara asked one of his hand on your shoulder—Which Sabo didn't like at all
Sabo knew that even if he has his possessive traits he should not release it and let you both give space, With that he left a small smirk forming on his mouth
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You sighed in relief after finally being able to finish all of the impending files Dragon had sent you, You had decided to take a rest and just pass it tomorrow
(Name) had missed Sabo thinking about him needing for physical and 'sexual' desires for him.
Fukawara was a new member of the revolutionary, after Sabo left he had been introduce so as his senpai you should tour and be friends with the new member
Once your infront of the door, your eyebrows furrowed, The door is half open creek sounds we're forming a little when it move. Raising your guard up you entered confidently when suddenly you're pulled inside
The lock of the door rang through your ears making you panick, You could shout for help but it's late at night so most of the revolutionary are asleep or the others are outside guarding the base
“(Name).” A deep voice said making your eyes go wide—The voice are so familiar it could be him.
“S..Sabo?”
But his expression and tone didn't falter, it seems he's in a bad mood. He pushed you on the bed your back pressing against the mattress
You didn't have enough time when you're pinned down by Sabo one of his hand pinned your two hands on top of you
Scared. You're scared right now, Yet your body object it had been turned on by Sabo's immediate harsh attitude
“Is this what you had been doing, (Name)? Talking with any random man while I was on a mission and fuck them?” Sabo didn't have any regrets while those words left his mouth
He opened your buttons exposing your big breast at him, Due to the exposure your nipples immediately hardened. Sabo liked what had made you so aroused and pinched your right nipple making you moan
“S- Sabo~” You mewled and he clicked his tongue in annoyance
“Already with the begging? How slut you are” Before you can protest he put his mouth on your other nipple making you moan loudly
His tongue circled on your nipple and doing a flicking to add the spice, Meanwhile after being able to get out of his grip you put your hands on his hair slightly pulling it arching your back moaning his name
He removed his mouth on your nipple and grabbed something, You couldn't comprehend what it is as because your vision is currently so heavy
You gasp after he pushed down your pants and panties down, He entered something. You already knew what it is and looked at Sabo who's smiling and one of his hand had the remote
“Now then... let's see how can you talk with that man while this thing is under you?~”
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“Are you okay, (Name)-san?” Fukawara said worriedly at you who's gripping the railings holding it for support also making sure you wouldn't fall
'Sabo...' You thought holding back your moans, Sabo had pushed it into max making it vibrate endlessly and will only stop when Sabo wants too
Sabo from afar, are clearly enjoying the show on how you are being helpless even is he's not touching you right now and while he's controlling the remote on his pants
“Don't you want to help (Name), Sabo-kun?” Koala asked to her friend whom gave her an innocent smile
“She'll be fine don't worry.”
When they say "make love, not war," but your cock ring is stretchy enough to shoot at your partner like a rubber band.
This is horrible, as Etsy was the best place to get high quality kink gear and now many of those shops have been banned. Big brand alternatives often sell much lower quality items than individual sellers selling hand made items. This is what happens when people treat sex as something inherently unsafe: artists have their livelihood destroyed. If anyone is aware of the personal websites of some of these artists who got banned, please link them and I'll try to compile a list.
I Can Tell Today Is A Bad Day
author:
bluemango0406
summary:
When Chuuya leans back, he takes a second to admire the line of a mix of purple and pink painting across Dazai’s neck, “And if you’re going to fixate on the marks on your body,” Chuuya’s eyes flicker to meet Dazai’s, one hand reaching out to tilt Dazai’s head to place a brief peck against his lips, mumbling, “then at least focus on the ones that I give you.”
Or: Dazai is feeling insecure about his body tonight and Chuuya is determined to help Dazai forget about it.
Bottom of The Deep Blue Sea
author:
arkastadt
summary:
Dazai claims that he is immune to crying. Chuuya bets he can change that.
Or, the one in which Chuuya fucks Dazai until he cries.
Toy
author: disownedbytime
summary: After an argument Vil decides to use a toy in place of Leona, and he may or not be okay with it.
In Dire Need of You
author: Discovery
summary: Kalim lost a toy, but Jamil is shocked to find out where he lost it. And Kalim really needs his help to retrieve it.