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Shawn: What a nice late night drive
Gus: Shawn. We are in an ambulance. It is 3:14 am. We are here because you drank a bottle of soap and ate a quarter. This is not a nice late night drive, this might be your last drive.
Juliet: If you love something, set it free
Gus: If it comes back to you, it’s meant to be
Lassiter: If it doesn’t, hunt it down and kill it
Chief Vick: Why are you four drenched in blood?!?!
Shawn: Um, Gus had a nosebleed?
Lassiter: Don’t worry. It’s not ours…
Chief Vick:
Chief Vick: Do you have any idea how much paperwork I’m going to have to do now?
Juliet: They’re just being dramatic, Chief. It’s not blood.
Gus: Shawn ran into a shelf while we were investigating a paint store.
Shawn: Okay, maybe I messed that up
Henry: Uh, yeah, that’s apparent
Shawn: Actually, you’re a parent
Henry:
Shawn: Mine, specifically
Shawn: I'm going to eat a stick.
Gus: Please don't eat a stick.
Shawn: crunch
Shawn: I am beginning to think we made a mistake.
Gus: What gave it away? The guards, the sirens?
Gus: or oh, I don't know, THE gunshots?
Shawn: I sense… I feel… There’s something sinister and dark brewing nearby…
Gus: Shawn, that’s a coffee maker.
Henry: If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?
Shawn: Dad, you've met my friends. Gus wouldn't set foot near a bridge without a parachute, Jules has too much of a will to live and Lassie would push me off before I got a chance to jump.
Vick: Just tell me what happened.
Gus: Shawn stole my thesaurus!
Shawn: He peddles falsehoods.
Psych incorrect quotes: a series (cont.📻🔥🧑⚖️)
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Shawn: Well, while you guys were over there being boring, I made us a theme song with my theramin!
Shawn: *plays a few opening notes*
Lassiter: *grabs it and tosses it into the middle distance*
Shawn: Hey! Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a good pocket theramin?
Lassiter: Oh, I’m counting on it
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Juliet: what’s a word stronger than ‘hot’?
Lassiter: ‘scalding’
Gus: ‘sultry’– no no, ‘torrid’
Shawn: ‘Shawn’
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*during season 1 episode 12*
Shawn: If it pleases the court, I would like to say that my opponent is talking shit