Malevolent Memes - Blog Posts

So we were wrong, but like not THAT far off

Okay so my mom of all people had the crazy idea that maybe, just maybe, Alexander the Owl was in fact KAYNE. As in Kanye might not be able to fully manifest in that time period/place, so he inhabits Alexander the Owl as a way to keep an eye on Arthur and the gang. Because think about it, he's always there when major things happen (minus all the hag stuff, but you could argue she had some sort of power to keep him out), and he's still following them around. This also makes the fact that Arthur is trying so so hard to befriend him that much more funny, because I can 100% see kayne roasting the ever-loving SHIT out of him when he reveals himself.

Our boys have been through so much shit, and for what, more shit??? Like goddammit when are they going to catch a motherfucking break. Can they have a weekend or something??? A nice experience for once in their lives??? Like yeah sure they're not perfect, but I feel at this point the punishment is insane overkill. My shaylas :(

Arthur's swagless looks and cringe fail personality have captivated me.

Okay so my mom of all people had the crazy idea that maybe, just maybe, Alexander the Owl was in fact KAYNE. As in Kanye might not be able to fully manifest in that time period/place, so he inhabits Alexander the Owl as a way to keep an eye on Arthur and the gang. Because think about it, he's always there when major things happen (minus all the hag stuff, but you could argue she had some sort of power to keep him out), and he's still following them around. This also makes the fact that Arthur is trying so so hard to befriend him that much more funny, because I can 100% see kayne roasting the ever-loving SHIT out of him when he reveals himself.

John and Arthur's dynamics are so fucking good, like they kinda just oscillate violently between "soulmates who'd kill for each other, who'd DIE for each other if it meant the other would be okay" and "bitterly divorced couple who physically can't restrain themselves from inserting themselves into the other's lives simply to cause them the most amount of pain" and it's beautiful.

Man, fuck Kayne. Like actually fuck him, he's a very very horrible... person? Entity? God? Idk. I just want him to stop killing off really cool character(s) just for the fun of it :(

Yes I am still torn up about the butcher.

Arthur being hit on by every hot single in his area will never not be funny to me

The Malevolent brainrot has gotten so bad that everyone I meet will at some point receive a pitch for the show. At this point how am I not going to rant about a skrunkly wet cat of a man and his eldritch boyfriend as they travel throughout time and space while trying to find a will to live and discovering their deeply repressed gay thoughts? And we can't forget about the priest lover, the menace to society that also likes to be treated like a dog sometimes, the ridiculously powerful loose cannon who also apparently likes show biz, the Owl (tm), the absurd amount of masks, the absurd amount of bugs, the absurd amount of flesh, the absurd amount of very large holes, the scar-tissue-to-body percentage, the pantheon of lovecraftian gods etc etc etc. oh yeah and he ate a guy.

RIP Collins, gone too soon.

Imagine meeting someone for the first time and within 48 hours you pour out your worst traumas, declare that the man is, in fact, your entire life purpose (cue homoerotic tension), drive to a random farm in the middle of nowhere while he continuously seems to speak with some 3rd person, have a bug fucking BURROW into you arm, and then this guy has a reeeally tough time trying to CUT YOUR ARM OFF. With an AXE. And then he just dumps you in a hospital and never speaks to you again. Rip Oscar's left arm

Oh god whenever I hear Peggy Gordon I am immediately thrown back into a wild hyperfixation that tastes of brainrot and all-consuming obsession, I am not well

John is a messed up toddler. One moment he's like "pweeeeease can we go to da movies uwu" and the next he's "hey orthur aim a little to the left just trust me"

I think we need a live action malevolent episode simply so we can see passerbys' reactions to Arthur Mangled-Husk-of-a-Man Lester and his psychotic tendencies

I was looking through the malevolent wiki and I'm pretty sure arthur has been punched the same amount of times he has fallen down a hole and gotten seriously injured. Can't be healthy.

Bored John and Arthur doodle

I’ve had no energy have an Arthur

Happy belated one year anniversary to this monstrosity I made out of sticks and twine

Malevolent shitpost.

Shout out to @arthur-lesters-right-arm for the audio

Have this slop, season one recapped

I’ve been so delusional this past week I love exams so much guys

Have shitty Arthur and John in ms paint

Stupid shitpost

Little John doodle

Me and the badbitch I pulled by being absolutely insane

Just have these two shitposts from a while ago. First one is an au if John and yellow randomly swapped out of the blue. The second is if Arthur and John needed glasses

Sorry folks for no art, exams have been making me comatose. Have an idea

Things Kayne could have done while waiting for Arthur.

Listen to black Betty

I can’t find the original photo for the life of me

But for the new episode have a malevolent shitpost

why u hate butcher he just a silly guy 🥺 /j

I don’t hate hate him but if I was in a room with him I’d try to beat him up yk (I’d lose immediately) He comforted then killed random guy #2 which sparked something in me

Malevolent shitpost.

Shout out to @arthur-lesters-right-arm for the audio

Since I'm on a roll have some more

If anyone actually finds these funny other than me I will be shocked

the urge to make stupid little memes about any piece of media i consume will never truly go away

some lil spoilers ahead beware