Lotr Animal Safety Program - Blog Posts

So i thought about how I should get this started for a potential fanfic and a important thought process ofc was: who should I ask first… so I talked about it like a normal person with my friend @emiko-fan-2podcasterin

Me: yknow I think I should ask other druids before I let Radagast the Brown sign

Friend: oh interesting why?

Me: well based on what we saw the other Druid’s seem to not hold him up in high regards and think him crazy. And while I don’t agree we do needs a many signatures as possible

Friend: seems logical. But who will u ask first?

Me: I thought the elves

Friend: are u sure? I don’t think u will get any dwarven signatures that way…

Me: ur right that’s a problem

Me: I know! I’ll take a thick double sided paper for the signatures, so when the one side is full with elven signatures I’ll turn it around and the dwarfes will never know that I asked the elves first!

Friend(in a slightly sarcastic voice): yeah sure do that

So to conclude: I’m very proud of my thinking and my friend is supportive though very done with me :)

So me and my friend are watching the lord of the rings at the moment and I obviously had to ask them the obligatory question:

Me: So what would you do first if you could go to middle earth?

They: I would obviously be the first person to start a animal safety program

Me: …what

They: Yeah just look at those poor horses

Me: Yeah ok but-

They: And those poor poor elephants. They probably don’t even want to be there

Me: Ok I see your point…