Kyman Fanfic - Blog Posts

Working on a new Kyman au

^ Is Kyle's old angel form

^ Is his current form

Random shit I have in my storage

FARTMAN LOOKS SO CURSED LMAOOOO

THIS IS AN ONE SHOT SO ASK ME SOMETHING IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE REST OF THE STORY

It was noon, Kyle and Cartman was hanging out at Cartman's house.

Cartman: Dude, what if you turn into a cute fluffy cat and I make a Instagram account for you! You would be the center of attention!

Kyle: I don't know, dude...

Cartman: C'mon, you would be famous!

Kyle:Deal, but if someone finds about my shapeshifting abilities, you will be the one to blame.

Cartman: Deal!

Kyle turns into a fluffy orange cat with his iconic green hat but smaller.

Cartman:OH MY FUCKING GOD, YOU ARE SO CUTE!!!

Cartman starts to pet Kyle.

Cartman:Who's the cutest cat in the world, it's you!

Kyle meows cutely in his cat form. He looks cute in his cat form despite his grumpy attitude. Cartman takes out his phone and starts taking pictures and then he makes a new account on Instagram named 'Kyle the Kitty'. He posts the pictures on that account and it was just few likes. They try it for a month but it was just few likes and few followers.

KAHL IN MY SIAN AU!!!!

I DREW SCOTT WITH A METAL PIPE AND HE IS ABOUT TO BEAT KYLE!!!!

Content Warning: Graphic Violence

Content Warning: Hate Symbols

Content Warning: Abuse/Violence Themes

Content Warning: Dark Themes, Sensitive Topics

Content Warning: Mentions of Nazism/Swastikas

This is a fictional AU with sensitive themes. It includes dark humor, violence, and references to historical events. Please proceed with caution if you’re sensitive to these topics.

Scott is a Nazi in my SIAN(Scott is a Nazi) au because Cartman is a jew so he beats up Kyle with his gang and he carves two swastikas to Kyle's body

Fun fact(Kyman Redemption Fanfic/Au): When Kyle comes out as Pansexual to Sheila, Sheila thinks that being Pansexual is only having attraction to French people and that gets worse when Cartman(His boyfriend) says that his Grand grandfather was French and Craig says that Kyle shoves up baguettes up to his butt(which isnt real) and calls him Le Kyle.

Hi Good morning-ish

I hope today is wonderful for all of you!

Now without further a do I give you… Day 2: touch 

Touch makes me Blush

Cartman: *crying*

Kyle: Excuse me, Are you ok?

Cartman: Huh?

Kyle: Why are you crying?

Cartman: Some kids called me fat.

Kyle: Oh that’s not okay at all. Do you wanna play with me and my friends?

Cartman: Really?

Kyle: Really! Now dry eyes, and let’s play!

Cartman: Ok!

*BAM*

Cartman and Kyle shoot upwards

Enter Jacy: SUP GAY WADS!!!

Cartman and Kyle look behind the couch

Enter Ike now, dragging Jacy: Jacy let study.

Jacy being dragged: Ok Ike.

(Here’s a little sub context: Jacy has a knack formathematics and science, so she’s been tutoring Ike every so often when I has a test needs some study help)

Frick!!! I’m late!! I wrote/drew/colored this last week! The posting was the hardest part, ngl.

I’m so sorry!!! I’m tierd.

Anyways please enjoy:

Day 1: Secrets

My Little Secret

Also posted pencil draft hope you all enjoy!

Good night. IT’S 10:47 PM I’M DONE!!!!! 😁

See y’all tomorrow.