It Was Funnier In My Head - Blog Posts

The red banquet was actually really funny when you think about it. Cuz it was just like ah but we have our own surprise.

Eggpire: we're going to kill you

Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we have weapons in this here chest

Eggpire: ah but we have our own surprise we have a traitor on our side

Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we have bombs

Eggpire: ah but we have our own surprise the egg is resistant to bombs

Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we can smite the egg with lighting

Eggpire: ah but we have our own surprise the egg is to powerful for your puny lighting and we're executing you

Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we have the three most powerful people on the server on our side and an angry sheep lady

Eggpire: well sh*t.

Meanwhile Ranboo watching this whole thing from the rafters: *insert random endermen sounds that probably mean something*

If Ignis was sucked into a horror dimension

"Goodness your hygiene is horrendous!"

"Oh please I've ridden with Noct driving. This doesn't scare me."

"If you plan on cooking the man use the right seasoning for gods sake!"

"It smells like Gladio's room in here..."

"This place is filthier than Noct's apartment!"

"I was asking for directions. Put your chainsaw down and communicate like a normal human being!"

"Do you even know how to use that knife correctly?"

"This is why you shouldn't have sex."

Jazz: *is getting arrested by Prowl* Damn mech, you T H I C C E R than a bowl of oatmeal~😘❤

Prowl:...😡

Months later in court:

BREAKING NEWS: Bruno Mars does the Rhythm Echo in the 24K Magic Extreme, Just Dance 2018 game. Is he secretly a Zoldyck, or just a man with swagger?

Ronan when he doesn’t dream frfr

demitri: I just try to appreciate the little things in life

reader: *hugs jane*

jane: fuck you i'm not that short

demitri: yes the fuck you are