I'm Dyslexic - Blog Posts

Can you imagine Telemachus as a parent?I got to thinking about his future and it'd be so cute ,him playing with a toddler who's bossing him around(you can't lie ,toddlers always you boss you around when you agree to play with them)he also seems like the type of father to cry of happiness when his child is born ,I could imagine him holding the baby and promising he'll be there for them and be the father he never got

Hmm… voter fraud?

My opinion my rules

Silco HC'S

I love him and his va sm

*drinks sparkling cider because he doesn't like the taste of chaplain

S: Van

V: yes

S: can you swap this for cider

V: fine

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*more then once got piss drunk and flirted with vander

S: heY prEttY MamA

V: God not again

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*before and After Vander died he would where vander's shirts to bed

J: why do you have cancers shirt on

S: [has no had his coffee yet] why do you ask so many questions

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*Met sevika because she flirted with him thinking he was a female

S:[whistle]

Sil: I'm a man with a boyfriend

S: oh shit

F:[cackles in bad hairdresser]

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*He's a transiting from female to male

S: VANDER

V: yes

S: does it look like my boobs are coming back in?

V: no?

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*He LOVES oranges

S: Jinx!

J: yes

S: did you eat the last orange

J: no (lying out of her ass)

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Heads-up character Dan from the fandoms that I do all you have to do is you ask And I shall give

Cregan stark HC's

I love him

(I love him so fucking much)

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• when he was young he fell into a snow drift playing tag with his brother and reckon sent a whole search party to find him

R : where were you

C : well...

B : we were playing tag

C : and I fell in a snow drift

R : [mock disappointed dad sigh]

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• tried to piss off the wall the fist time Rickon brought him but got scared

{In the elevator}

C : dad I herd stories of men of the nights watch piss off the wall

R : [heavy sigh] yes you can piss off the wall

{On the wall}

R : well you going to do it

C : [shakes his head like he's trying to give himself whiplash]

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• he widdled multiple little wood statues of Arra in different styles while she was pregnant

A : what are you doing lord husband?

C : making you something my lady wife

A : is it another little me?

C : yep :)

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• when Arra passed he took baby Rickon to the crypto so he cold put one of the figurines on her statue

C : put it right there [points at the statues open palm while holding baby rickon

BR : [babbling like a cutie as he puts the statue down]

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• Alysanne taught him how to braid hair and he claimed to not like it but constantly braided his hair on hunts to keep it out of his face

C : why are you teaching me this lady wife?

A : its a good skill to know now that you have daughters lord husband

C : why is it such a good skill can't I just teach them how to weald a sword

A : because braids are ladylike swords aren't

C : how about I teach them how to widdle

A : fine

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• carved all his daughters wolves each one very different and while carving them didn't sleep for 3 days

A : are you making something for the girls?

C : yes

A : have you slept in the past 2 days

C : no

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•slept with Jace more than once while he was up north and he sneezes agresively

[After a "fun filled evening"]

J: [sleeping peacfully]

C:[insert rally loud agresive sneeze]

J: what the fuck