French Horn - Blog Posts

One time my mom’s friend asked if putting her son in the French horn section would be okay or if that was a “girl’s instrument.” Well, ma’am, it’s pretty evenly split but your son will probably turn out queer

My ex-clarinetist brother has just picked up french horn, and within the span of two days he has broken the string on one on the valves.

I made another one of these

tag yourself I'm chaotic neutral

Hey brass players this is your reminder that you probably havent given your instrument a bath in awhile and you should go do that :)))

French horns can be woodwinds if they want to

We had a pep assembly today for basketball and they called down band, but bands not playing, so theres just a bunch of band kids in commons rn we are Bored.

I feel like now would be a good time to inform you all that I do not speak bass clef

Symphonic Band Quotes #1

"Its because Leroy invented Christmas."

"No keep passing it, I'm sure all of the saxophones could use mutes."

"Please dont get that lost in your tuba that would be a bad way to start the season."

"BooBiES!!!!1!11!"

"I am music :)"

"I have to play pEePeE!!!"

"All bassoons are required to wear cool socks."

“He’s still my boyfriend he just doesn’t know that yet....”

“YeAH that’s right its gAY”

"I'm just saying that if a clarinet and a trumpet had a child..."

"nO like if they had an affair but then they broke up"

"WHY HAS NO ONE SEEN MALCOM IN THE MIDDLE? SHUT U P"

"No, you cannot challenge her, you play different instruments."

"we play jesus party"

"Your paper looks like Danger Days threw up on it what did you dO?"

"Wht tf is there a tub of cheese balls in the band room?"

"Our band is concerning."

"My arm is too fat"

"I'm surrounded by JeWs"

"No, Pauline is short for Susan."

"Ok which symbol- OH the gay one :)"

Some of my favorite quotes from this masterpiece.

"Cool Timpani with small fan"

"Keep both feet together"

"Insert peanuts"

"Breathe now"

"Tune the Uke"

"Light explosives now.....and......now."

"Release the penguins"

"If there is a 3rd clarinet, some violins may go"

"Slap thigh"

"Cornet use ice"

"Add bicycle"

"Remove cattle from stage"

"Bow real fast"

"Slippage may occur"

"Begin tuning flame slightly higher and higher"

"All harpists stand up and wait."

"Balance your chair on two legs"

"Moonwalk"

"Continue "swimming" motion"

"Rests are imaginary."

Serious question. What is the best instrument?

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I'm really missing participating in band, the feeling of my french horn in my hands. I miss working to make a beautiful sound regardless of pain. I miss the artistic expression of it.

currently listening to pieces i've played to cheer me up :(

Hey. Don't be sad. Holst's Jupiter, Bringer of Jollity, okay?

listen up chat, my weird sexualisation of appalachian folk music got me wondering. do any of u play instruments?