Criston Cole - Blog Posts

Crispy coleslaw bullies children because their mother rejected him, does that make him the snape of HotD?

I’m sorry no one is allowed to hate on the actress cast as Alys Rivers she was the fucking she wolf in GLOW that woman is an ICON

cole sitting here like “alicent is the beacon i follow” and gwayne just being like “i don’t give a shit. stop fucking my sister”

Yandere Criston Cole and Targaryen reader.( Viserys and Aemma's first daughter.)

YANDERE SIR CRISTON COLE X TARGERYAN READER

🛡️ when he sees your younger sister he believes he is inlive. Her wild fierce spirit and her targeryan hair.

🛡️but on the night he attempts to kill himself then he is stopped by you.

🛡️your beautiful angelic hair and gentle voice guiding him to put the blade down.

🛡️since then he has become heavily devoted to you.

🛡️he holds a grudge against your sister but he will push it to the side for you.

🛡️since you are the heir to the throne he understands you must marry but he is prepared to stand by your side even if you must lay with another man for your duty.

🛡️if your husband fails to do his duty and you turn to sit criston to provide you with children . He is delighted, he knows he can’t say there his children because that would bring shame too you so he remains in the shadows being your children’s mentor.

🛡️plans to kill your husband.

🛡️rivals he duals and fights until you can’t tell what they looked like.

🛡️he would love to runaway with you but he will respect your wishes since he loves you so much.

🛡️he is like a loyal dog never leaving your side. You ask something of him and he will rush too do it.

🛡️often finds himself when you are alone braiding your hair.

🛡️writes about you gives you secret love letters.

🛡️you can’t escape him he is the captain of the kinguard and he is a loyal servant. Making him a humble ally.

🛡️devoted and violent yandere ( only violent to people that aren’t you since he hates everyone but you.)

Thank you for the request ❤️❤️

two losers ...even with the same questionable haircuts in the new seasons

I start screaming whenever I see rhaenyra on my screen 🙏🙏

Rhaenyra is literally a goddess

Anyone who supports team green is delusional I don't make the rules

Everytime Otto Hightower opens his mouth I want to shoot myself

Rhaenyra deserved to be the queen

My reaction when someone says they support team green

Good morning to everyone except people who are team green

If you support team green you are wrong

when someone asks why I do not trust men

Me, when Daemon the malewhore has THE AUDACITY to call Alicent a whore

Me when Daemon does his arrogant crap and then blames Alicent for all the problemes doesn't listen to his wife and being a major hypocrite

OKAY HARWIN STRONG WOULD NEVER RAISE HIS HANDS ON RHAENYRA AND CHOKE HER

Fuck you, Daemon, honestly, FUCK YOU

Me during this scene:

I really think that's what they remembered 😭💔

Rhaenyra and Laenor introducing X to the court:

L: In the name of all that is holy, will you look at Cryston Cole's training clothes?

R: He is one of the dumbest guys you will ever meet. Laenor sat next to him at tournament last year.

L: he asked me how to spell "honor"

X: And that little one?

R: That's Larys Strong. He's totally rich because his dad accidentally died in Harrenhall. Larys Strong knows everybody's business.

L: He knows everything about everyone. That's why his hair is so big. It's full of secrets.

R: And evil takes a human form in Alicent Hightower. Don't be fooled, because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality, she is so much more than that.

*i couldn't help but to do this*

Alicent Hightower 🤝Criston Cole

Being the victims of Targs power abuse game, breaking down and being shamed by the audience for not being the main guy!

on god, he may have had zero PREPARATION but he was smart like if they did as he said they would have already won the fucking war like listen to the guy I know he's shit but he's smart your ment to listen to your king not undermind him the only dumb thing he did was replace otto as hand because otto would have agreed with every one of his takes like I need daeron to be trying to push for aegons ideas I really do I need a smart duo

Let's see, Aegon was right about...

1. Considering smallfolk

2. Securing Harrenhal before Daemon builds an army

3. Securing Grover Tully's support after Lucerys' death

4. Burning Gullet's blocade sooner

5. Wanting a dragon to accompany Criston and Gwayne (they could've killed Moondancer and captured Baela)

And STILL many people are saying he was a dumb king! Even with him not recieving any preparation, his ideas would've eliminated the biggest problems that the Greens are facing now.

It's giving modern au where the greens go on vacation after viserys died

Okay so HotD is obviously awesome and I’ve been thinking. In the books Rhaenyra’s kids are rumored to be/most likely Harwin Strong’s, but what if they make her firstborn Criston Cole’s? I know they’ve altered the timeline already and changed some things like Joffrey’s death, so it could be possible. I have no evidence whatsoever except I think it would be interesting since that means Criston would have prevented his own son from being king by having Aegon crowned and causing the dance.