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Confessions - Blog Posts
1. I hate it when they paint any side as a perfect helpless bean. I just hate it, all of them have so much potential yet you make them small beans. And yes I know that I am guilty of making them babies. But please give them a personality
2. I don't find any side hot, I think I would love them as friends but definitely not lovers. If they were girls that would be a bit of a different story, but still I just don't think of them as hot.
3. I really don't care who you ship go ahead as long as you don't try and force other people to ship them, I used to be a big prinxiety shipper but the toxicity made me move on to more rare ships. It also made me hate shipping those two so please don't force your ships onto others. But really just don't make anything toxic in the ships. Don't try and force anything about shipping into your real life relationships unless it is perfectly normal.
@pyralis-pixie @ayidakira
CONFESSION TIME
Okay so new challenge y’all. Confess 3 of your Sanders Sides fandom sins. And tag 5 people to the same.
I don’t think Logan Sanders is that hot
When I first joined the SaSi fandom I made Roman my favorite character out of pure spite (now my love for him is genuine so don’t worry)
I used to be an uwu baby Virgil stan
@sprinklequeen578 @yeet-ceit @full-of-roman-angst-trash @thestarswelcomemewithopenarms @princeymust-slay
Okay I am very much a girl but when someone calls me handsome I swear I fold like a lawn chair.
Sigh..
Why do fandoms have to ruin a good thing? 😞 I just wish they didn’t go crazy and overdo it
(It’s just like SvTFOE all over—)
" Fruitcake as a ship is super overrated, in my humble opinion, and the shippers are what ruined it. Two male friends who like to bake stuff together. I don't see the appeal of the ship. It seems like normal friend behaviour, or even sibling behaviour. I see them as friends. Nothing more. It just makes sense to me. I never liked the bff × bff trope unless they are cannon or make sense. And I hate the fruitcake shippers. I would've loved the ship if it weren't for them. They are disgusting. One of your followers doesn't like the ship? Block, doxed, and threatened. They didn't do anything wrong. They just didn't like them being a couple. It's just a fictional relationship, internet. It won't hurt you for the non fruitcake shippers to say they don't like it. And don't get me started on in-game shippers. I never had any problems with shippers but hearing the stories is just fucking terrible. Excuse my language, but where am I wrong? Even if i liked the ship, I don't want to associate with the rest of the fruitcake shippers. What a mess they are. Grow up, people "
After my ex broke up with me she told her mother about my tiny penis. (Her mother is into kinks, ex is not). Now her mother teases me about my little dick regularly. If im extra lucky she’ll get me to run her errands and do chores 😍
That’s like a new level of being friendzoned 😂
CONFESSION TIME
Ask me any and every thing and I promise I'll answer truthfully. (Let me know if you want to answer privately otherwise I may post it)
As long as it doesn’t hurt others, I won’t judge
When you need something extra hot to confess…
Merry Christmas sinners 😈
Photoworks by Marc Lagrange - Confession
Last Resort of Love
requested by astonishing blogger @agameofbands: relationship between cancer(f) and pisces(f).
“Never to let this lose me grace But rather bring you back to me: Amongst all mortal women the one I most wish to see.” -Sappho’s “Ode to Gongyla”
The Signs as Types of Magic/Divination
The suffix “-mancy” comes from Ancient Greek «μαντεία»(“divination”), coming from either «μάγος»(“mage”, from Persian “al-Maguś” which refers to a Mede tribe known as Mages) or «μαίνειν», “to delirate”, with regards to the divine possession which took part within the oracles: this was called «ενθουσιασμός», (from the preposition εν meaning “inside” and θεός, “god”). In fact, as Cicero said in his work De divinatione, expressing it not as his thought but the opinion of mages, “Si di sunt, est divinatio; sunt autem di, est ergo divinatio.”(II, 41). Oh, and the suffix -kinesis comes from κίνησις meaning “movement”, and the word “cinematography” comes from that, too!
Aries: Runecasting, viking practice used, similarly to Tarots, for predicting a likely outcome by examining cause and effect of a situation. The word rune comes from Nordic raunen, meaning to whisper.
Taurus: Haruspicy, the inspection of the entrails, a practice that came to Rome from the Etruscan civilization; an example of instrument used is the Liver of Piacenza (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Piacenza_Bronzeleber.jpg), and the term comes from Archaic Latin haru, meaning entrails and the root “spec-“, to observe.
Gemini: Crystal ball reading, used by Druids who would partake in it with beryl balls. It was also used during the Roman Empire and the Middle Ages (hey, one was even found in King Childeric 1st’s tomb!). Used to acquire symbolical visions of the present or future.
Cancer: Phyllorhodomancy, a method consisting in taking omens from rose leaves and rose petals. It was common in Ancient Greece to smack a rose’s petals against the hand and observe how loud the sound was, but in the 18th and 19th century it was also really common to pluck the rose on Midsummer’s Eve, wrap it in white paper and hide it until someone, who was then bound to marry the person, found it.
Leo: Solaromancy, an oriental type of divination consisting in the observation of the sun’s rays and its movement to understand possible important events in the future.
Virgo: Tarots, their ancestors were said to be wooden tablets found around 1st century AD in Palestine, and in ancient populations from the Near East these symbols were drawn on the walls of a temple’s room, where men who came to know their fate would spin around themselves until the dizziness made them fall in front of the chosen symbol. Widely spread and used for their rich details and quasi-infinite correspondences.
Libra: Cheiromancy, consisting in the reading of one’s lines of the palm in order to foretell. Bumps are also examined and the dominant hand is usually seen first, as the second one is thought to represent past life and the karmic consequences.
There are four types of hands corresponding to the four elements, and in Greek mythology for example every part of the hand is associated to a divinity (such as Apollo to the ring finger). The first witnesses of cheiromancy come from the Hindu sage Valmiki, whose teachings spread across the Mediterranean.
Scorpio: Necromancy, the art of calling the deceased from the otherworld to receive answers to one’s questions. In the Bible’s Book of Deuteronomy, for example, King Saul asks the Witch of Endor to summon Samuel’s spirit, who will foretell great and imminent destructions. The Caldaeans were also known for their practices and so the Mages, feared by the Arians. The Roman author Lucan also mentions the story of Erychtho, a famous Thessalian sorceress who foresaw the Battle of Pharsalus’ outcome. In the Middle Ages, it was also believed that necromancy would allow three things: will manipulation, illusions and knowledge.
Sagittarius: Theriomancy, method of observing an animal’s movements to predict the weather shifts, and also of predicting future events by studying mutated animals, such as a red calf or a bright yellow hen, both symbols of the gods.
Capricorn: I Ching divination, based on an 1000 BC divination text known as the Classic of Changes, in which three coins were thrown in the midst of a design of 64 hexagrams made with stems of bloodwort.
Aquarius: Rabdomancy, from Greek ράβδος (rhàbdos), rod, it consisted in watching where a stick (usually made of wood) would fall to take a decision or find a path. Used by Väinämöinen, the demigod and protagonist of the heroic poem Kalevala, it was also known in Ancient Greece.
Pisces: Oneiromamcy, form of divination through dreams that is also present in the Bible and in Middle Eastern works, it was also the main theme of Artemidorus’ Oneirocritica. Generally we can say about these predictions that each animal, type of natural element, plant or person (distinguished by blood ties or social occupation) had a different meaning.
The Signs As Names
Aries: Gus//April
Taurus: Robert//Ramona
Gemini: Adam//Elise
Cancer: Paul//Megan
Leo: Jude//Jessica
Virgo: Ethan//Rowan
Libra: Evan//Melissa
Scorpio: Dominic//Lily
Sagittarius: Aaron//Kendra
Capricorn: Christopher//Victoria
Aquarius: Milo//Amy
Pisces: Ezra//Ava
So here’s a reason why you should and should not listen to Kelela.
Pro: Her songs like Frontline and Waitin will get you dancin’ like a mad bitch in the shower every single time.
Con: accidents will occur jk she the BEST
Signs In a Shady Fight And How To Face Them
(A shady fight is a tense conversation full of shady remarks, personal attacks and it usually goes off the top pretty fast)
Fire Signs: Go full on fight mode, sick of it. To stop them, expose all their bad traits and be sure you have people to rely on (possibly not Pisceans, they wouldn’t win over a Leo easily for example) so that they feel like they better stop. Also facts can help a lot.
Water Signs: Damn good at throwing the best temper tantrums, they can make you look guilty even when you’re not. Do not answer back because it’s something they’re really good at doing, just show them facts and tell them to grow up and stop being pathetic.
Air Signs: Will avoid conflict and just tell you to get lost, just let them know you’re getting pretty done with their shit and that if they want to win this argument they better come up with stuff and stop saying nonsense. If they do, act like an Earth sign and be the adult.
Earth Signs: They tend to act snarky, mean and superior to intimidate you and feel bigger than they are. Just hit a weak spot and act like you’re having the best fun ever. They’ll slowly stop trying to hit you with facts and internally will feel confused.
The Signs as Netflix Shows (btw they’re all amazing)
Aries: Jessica Jones
Taurus: Atypical
Gemini: Skins
Cancer: La Casa De Papel
Leo: Narcos
Virgo: Black Mirror
Libra: Love
Scorpio: Thirteen Reasons Why
Sagittarius: Orphan Black
Aquarius: Sense8
Pisces: Stranger Things
Signs as 2018 Oscar Nominees and Winners (in bold)
Aries: Lady Bird
Taurus: Beauty and the Beast
Gemini: Coco
Cancer: The Shape Of Water
Leo: Dunkirk
Virgo: Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Libra: Darkest Hour
Scorpio: Get Out
Sagittarius: Call Me By Your Name
Capricorn: The Post
Aquarius: On Body And Soul
Pisces: Phantom Thread
Zodiac as Fruit
Aries: Grapefruit (explosive but stingy)
Taurus: Strawberry (sweet but bland)
Gemini: Cherry (juicy but it’s double trouble)
Cancer: Kiwi (nice but gets the tongue sore)
Leo: Melon (tasty but dense)
Virgo: Green Apple (delicate but sour)
Libra: Grape (candy-like but floppy)
Scorpio: Passion fruit (Intense but meaty)
Sagittarius: Papaya (nutritious but strong)
Capricorn: Pomegranate (satisfying but hard to reach)
Aquarius: Mango (alluring but easily changes)
Pisces: Pineapple (fresh but lowkey hits you)
The Zodiac’s Deepest, Darkest Confessions.
-Aries: some Aries natives tend to hide under an extroverted and greater-than-life personality a huge need for competition and prevailing onto others, meaning they are really good at wearing masks and playing nicey-nicey, especially when it comes to climbing up social circles. However, when it doesn’t work like they want to they become delusional, repressed and usually really menacing towards anyone who is gentle to them, especially if any of the benefits above aren’t required.
-Taurus: Damn if they are some blunt bitches. Tauruses really like making harsh comments on people in front of them and not giving a fuck, usually because it makes them feel reassured and superior. In reality, they are really fragile and in constant need of support by a group of people. In fact, the most obnoxious Tauruses have the bad habit of being part of really bad social circles.
- Gemini: Gemini’s are really caring people at the core but they really struggle with their emotions, because they want to look controlled and calm all the time and frequent lots of different environments; they aren’t fake but curious, and that’s great, but this lack of solid bases which they can count on is a problem indeed.
-Cancer: Cancers are probably the most complicated, emotional and unstable signs of all the zodiac: their friends many times ask themselves if it’s friendship or a constant fight (it’s actually hard sometimes to decide which one is more correct) and this is because right now they’re all giggles and smiles and five minutes later they will shout at you or push you away giving you a mean stare. Also they sometimes project their feelings g onto others, even to manipulate.
-Leo: Leos can be good and caring friends, but the bad ones (which, news flash, are way more common) are tremendously arrogant, defensive and always trying to act snobbish and cold with people they don’t like. They stick onto things they hate and are ready to stand for their friends really fiercely even when they’ve committed something really wrong and unexcusable. Will also try to point out your flaws just like Taurus to feel powerful and stronger.
-Virgo: Developed Virgos are people deserving of love, respect and true admiration, except for they’re rare: most of them (especially girls because women with Earth Signs are the meanest, deal with it) will be judgemental, critical of others and a clean freak, but most of all they will try to analyze people as if all the intel they collected could be used against those same people.
- Libra: Ahh, Libra, actually there are quite few bad Libras out there. But they are pretty annoying. First of all, it may seem granted but I kid you not it’s superficiality;
nobody likes that, and most of all their childish approach to some things.
-Scorpio: That’s a tough one, because even Developed Scorpios albeit wise are still pretty hard, but mostly the problem is their serious anger problems which makes them throw temper tantrums for the lightest things, and also they are really good at ruining relationship (especially romantic ones) with others because of their tormented feelings. Also they seem to hold grudges for a lifetime and can be pretty insensible when they want to.
-Sagittarius: Sagittarians are actually really good at dealing with their flaws, just like Libra and Cancer, but they usually forget that dealing with emotions and empathising isn’t a cakewalk for them. Also, their jokes and constant humor (this also happen with some Capricorns) make some of their important discussions pretty difficult to take seriously.
-Capricorn: Capricorns can be officially the meanest sign, and that’s because they can be pretty bossy, authoritarian and especially they will easily bully and humiliate other people for fun and see it as a game. Bad Capricorns love to brag about the evil things they did, and in fact they are capable of doing and saying lots and lots of very, very shameful stuff. They can be sly, selfish and really untrustworthy.
-Aquarius: Aquarians are weirdos for sure, like what is wrong with those dumbos?
Initially it looks like their only flaw is that they get obsessed with an argument even if they’re proved wrong for no reason whatsoever, and secondly they isolate themselves many times, often for the desire to be unique. In the end, they just look like the rich-but-fake-poor hippie who makes random videos about stuff and writes nonsense. And well, confident Aquarians act really, really superior to others and not in a nice way.
- Pisces: So I might seem biased on this one (and it’s because I am a Virgo) but believe me truly when I say that they are really messed up, toxic, lying and emotionally disturbed people. People often say that they have a strong sense of sacrifice: that’s bullshit, honey, it’s a Virgo thing. Pisceans help people only when it inspires them to do something better, like in social events etc. but in reality they have no problems in revealing all your deepest secrets to everyone, just to start a conversation. Anyways they will make it up and act like the loving helper who is always there, but they aren’t. Also tends to end up with bad people and likely uses substances+ gets easily irritated, nervous and sad for a whole week for one thing.
uhh how do i do this-
orange. i NEED to fuck that old man. he’s so stupid. i want to make him cum so hard he cries. fuck him until he’s completely wrung out of all his fluids. man hasn’t really talked to anyone in 20 years too right. hermit. idk exactly but that seems correct. i could turn that man into putty. melt him. i need to turn him into a crying shaking whimpering mess. pound his ass so hard he pisses himself. bite him till he’s bleeding. take a chunk out of his shoulder or something.
idk what im talking about anymore i just need him 👍 he’s a bottom i just know he is
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oh my god i didnt know an mandjtv account existed. the john michaels literally flirt every video and people expect us NOT to look into it???
YES EXACTLY
Imagine Doug's quantumly intangled Schrödinger's dick fluctuating in numbers mid-blowjob. Boom, you're suddenly sucking three dicks instead of two
actively chuckling as we speak
Uhm….. I think that Doug should just live off of olive oil forever and then he gets really weak over time and can’t stand up without almost passing out. I just think it’d be really cute tbh
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dougdoug olive oiled up and losing the twerk off against his own twerkbot. also parkzer is there
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Everyone in the mikey verse should make Sky Mikey and Dark Sky Mikey into kitty cumdump and puppy cumdump respectively
yes
i need mikey, any iteration of him, irl, skykey, milkman, doesnt matter, to mark me
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Orange getting railed hard in a car, only to regret it later because, "Ow my back".
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I f*cked up
So this is a vent lmao. I made a bet with a friend that if she could date someone in the next week I would confess to my crush. Info abt her: She’s in my year, and I thought she was straight but has apparently dated girls so idk. She’s a popular girl tho. My friend, of whom I made the bet with, had told me previously that she was straight so I was like “okay then we go to an all girls school so go off” and then, RIGHT AFTER I AGREE TO THE BET, SHE TELLS ME THAT SHE AND MY BEST. FUCKING. FRIEND. ARE DATING. wtf. So now I have to confess to a girl who I cant even TALK to and who is in my core and tute (Cores are basically the people you share English, HASS, RAPS and PE with, and tute is my schools version of homeroom. I’m Aussie btw). So yeah imma have to see her every day for the remainder of HS and am meant to confess? What?? Do I do????
reader is Emily's childhood friend/crush and they run into each other while she's on a case
they catch up after the case and reader spills that they had the biggest crush on em when they were younger
emily admits the same
they enjoyed their time together
plans for meeting up again
fast forward to someone asking someone to officially be their gf
kiss
yaaaaaaaaay
Long Time, No See
Enjoy!
The case had been long, gruelling, bloody and deeply personal. Emily was exhausted, her blazer slung over her shoulder and the tension in her shoulders refusing to let go.
When the team split off for the night, Emily slipped into a bar she hadn't been in for years, a dim, cozy, little place tucked between old buildings, where the whiskey was neat and the music always good.
She was halfway through her drink when she heard the name. "Emily Prentiss?" Her head turned slowly. And her heart stuttered.
They hadn't aged much, tall, still lean and a little broad through the chest, with black ink curling up their throat and arms. Y/N Y/L/N. The Y/N Y/L/N.
Emily's first real crush, her childhood best friend turned teenage enigma, gone before they could finish whatever spark had always hovered between them.
"Y/N?" Emily stood, stunned, "No... fucking way." They grinned wide, a little stunned themselves, their whiskey glass already sweating in their tattooed hand.
"I was gonna say something earlier but... god, you got hotter."
Emily laughed, breathless, "Still don't have a filter, I see."
"I'd apologise, but..." Y/N shrugged, "I always did have a thing for you."
Emily blinked, surprised but oddly warm, “You… what?!” Y/N leaned in slightly, tipsy but honest, voice low and velvet, “Yeah, Em… I had the biggest damn crush on you. Back when you wore ripped jeans and threatened to fight anyone who bullied me.”
Emily blinked, surprised but oddly warm. “You… what?”
Rox leaned in slightly, tipsy but honest, voice low and velvet. “Yeah, Em. I had the biggest damn crush on you. Back when you wore ripped jeans and threatened to fight anyone who bullied me.”
Emily's cheeks flushed. Her mouth opened, then closed, and then, quietly, she said, "I had a crush on you too. Thought I was subtle."
"You weren't," Y/N said, grinning, "I was just too scared to say anything." A silence fell between them, one of those rare ones, comfortable, suspended.
And then Emily took a chance, brushing her fingers over Y/N's hand. "Want to have a drink with me?" Emily questioned, Y/N grinned against, brighter, "Thought you'd never ask."
- - -
Weeks turned into months...
Drinks became dinners. Dinners became nights in, lazy mornings, bodies tangled in rumpled sheets and laughter under dim lights. Y/N was magnetic in a way that grounded Emily, direct, but soft.
They moved slow at first, talking about everything they'd missed. Y/N had built a career tattooing in DC, mostly queer clients, their arms now a living sketchbook.
Emily shared just enough of the BAU.
They flirted shamelessly. And then, there were nights they didn't sleep.
- - -
Present day...
It had rained all day, and the windows steamed. The lights were low, music barely a murmur. Y/N was in Emily's kitchen, shirtless in loose sweats, hair damp from the shower.
Emily came up behind them, arms snaking around their waist. Y/N smiled and leaned into her, "You okay?" Emily nodded, nuzzling her forehead into Y/N's shoulder, "Mmm... just thinking."
"Dangerous..." Y/N teased. Emily bit her lip, then, nervous, but sure, she whispered, "Be my partner." Y/N turned, their brows lifted, eyes wide, "You serious?"
Emily nodded, breath hitching, "I want you... all the way. Not just the sex, the beautiful mind boggling sex, not just the weekends. I want to say I'm yours... I want to know you're mine."
Y/N's answer was a kiss, deep, hot, hungry. Emily backed into the counter, gasping as Y/N kissed her like it was the first time. Clothes fell quickly, Y/N lifting Emily onto the kitchen counter, her legs around their waist.
Their mouths didn't part. Y/N kissed her until her head dropped back, breathless, whispering her name like it was holy. Bedroom, then bed, as usual. Y/N between Emily's thighs, worshipping her body.
Emily's fingers curled in their hair, guiding them, trembling under every touch, breath, and every desperate, quiet moan. They were slow at first, savouring. Y/N coaxing every delicious sound from her.
Emily whimpered Y/N's name over and over.
Then they flipped her gently, their chest pressed against her back. Y/N's mouth brushed Emily's neck, teeth grazing her delicate skin, "Mine?"
"Yours," the Chief whispered, desperate, legs shaking.
They took their time, rocking together, breath syncing in moans and curses. Emily cried out when Y/N's hand slid down her belly and lower, coaxing her over the edge again. And again.
She pulled them down afterward, sweaty and flushed, kissing them hard and messy and open-mouthed.
“I love you,” the Chief murmured, dizzy and spent, fingers brushing Y/N's jaw.
Y/N's smile was like sunrise. “Took you long enough.”