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Dazai: I’m hurt. Carry me.
Chuuya: I’m not your damn servant!
Dazai: But you shot me.
Chuuya: You asked me to.
Dazai: “I was going to say ‘Chuuya shoot me a text when you get me to the station.’ I got to ‘shoot me’ and you didn’t even hesitate.
Chuuya: See you just told me to again *cocks gun*
Dazai: Is this because of what I did last night? I’m sorry!
Dazai: This is your badness level. It’s unusually high for someone your size.
Chuuya: Are you quoting an animated American movie?
Dazai: *offended* Lilo and Stitch is a classic masterpiece you uncultured slug!
Chuuya: *talking to Dazai on the phone* Stop fucking with Fyodor, he may end up catching you.
Dazai: It’s fine. Besides it’s fun fucking with the rat.
Mori: *walks up to Chuuya* Chuuya there you are. You said you had something to tell me?
Chuuya: I hope you like anal asshole because that’s what’s about to happen to you!
Mori: *panicked* Chuuya!?
(If you want to know this was a story from an old friend. Makes me laugh to this day)
~Kira~