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This is for the like the seven thorbruce fans out there. Here’s some crumbs for yall
This is so cringe bye 👋 😀
As great as these are imma need to do some digital art studies cause to me personally it seems like my traditional style looks a lot better then my digital style which isn’t a bad thing but I want both to look equally pleasant💀💀
Responding to a kidnapping attempt part 1:
Tony:
Peter:
Bruce:
Natasha:
Clint:
Thor:
Steve:
Bucky:
Sam:
Loki:
Since the last one was well received here's part two
Black Card: You know who else liked ______? Hitler.
Loki: Eradicating the jews
Steve: Mass Genocide
Peter: Veganism
Hope: Nazis
Scott: Bees
Natasha: White privilege
Clint: Chunks of dead backpacker
Harley: Daniel Radcliffe's delectable arsehole
Shuri: Praying the gay away
T'challa: Restoring Germany to it's former glory
Tony: A reason not to commit suicide
Bruce: Auschwitz
Sam: God
Bucky: Poorly timed holocaust jokes
Pepper: Seeing things from Hitler's perspective
Rhodey: Suicidal thoughts
Thor: Vikings
Wanda: It's hard to decide... "You know who else liked veganism? Hitler" is my favourite. Peter wins.
Do you guys want to chose the winners? And yes, there are going to be more of these cards against humanity. Send me other people you want to play too.
Black Card: _____ that's how I want to die
Tony: Alcoholism
Steve: Doing the right thing
Peter: Vigilante justice
Natasha: Pretending to be one of the guys but actually being the spider god
Bruce: Science
Clint: The biggest blackest dick
Thor: Powerful thighs
Harley: Poor life choices
Scott: A fully dressed female video game character
Shuri: The entire internet
Hope: Multiple stab wounds
Bucky: The Great Depression
Sam: A perfectly cylindrical vagina
T'challa: Depression
Pepper: Dying
Rhodey: Being black
Wanda: Being a motherfucking sorcerer
Loki as Czar: '...Being a motherfucking sorcerer, that's how I want to die.'... Preach.
Clint: That’s not a watermelon, that’s a fetus!
Nat: You shoulda kicked him in the nuts
Tony: You know what I is!
Also Tony: I’m a vagina expert
Sam to Bucky: Too painful to date
Bruce: In space there’s always a bigger rock
Wanda: Troublesome gay
Peter when someone says don’t fail: I fail at everything
Shuri: And not get pushed off roofs by furries
Bucky: So last night I ditched my friends and made an accurate representation of my soul. Cold, hard, black, shiny stone. Also somewhat damaged and incomplete.
Scott: I can’t believe they landed on me having sex! I mean get a room!
Pepper: Thanks, I hate it
Steve: I’m American
Peter from the other room: I thought you were a lesbian!
Carol: Okay who here isn’t gay?
Hope: Thanks, wish you weren’t here
Vision: I’ve tested positive for gay
Loki (even though technically not an Avenger): I LOVE STABBING CHILDREN!!
Tchalla: I ripped it apart with my bare hands!
Thor, clueless: What’s a handjob?
Clint: How come when you put bread in a toaster it becomes toast, but when you put a bagel in a toaster it's still a bagel? Like sure it's a toasted bagel but it's not like we ever call toast 'toasted bread'.
Avengers:
Tony: How come I still let you live here? You're a literal plague.
Currently going through depression after watching Avengers : Endgame. My heart still hasn't recovered and I believe it never will.
Team Cap is for the righteous ones that have strong morals and won't let anything change that, no matter what.
Team Ironman is for the cool kids.
And then there's the Revengers. They're just a group of mentally ill homosexuals...
Ahhhhhhh This series is so good
summary: in which steve and friends have one of their regular visits with tony and friends so that the reader and peter can see each other, this time things go unexpected…
warnings: none
pairing: peter parker x reader / steve rogers x adoptive daughter!reader / bucky barnes x adoptive sister!reader
word count: 650+
a/n: this was supposed to be a single one shot but i passed the maximum word count so now enJOY THREE PARTS OF THIS STORY I’M SORRY
story line: part one part two part three
IT AMAZED YOU at how you and Peter were the main reason why the team was starting to slowly get closer after the events of Civil War.
You, being Steve’s adoptive daughter. Peter, being Tony’s adoptive son. With this, you and Peter always had a thing for each other and of course the adults only wanted to see you both happy and have a normal teenage life. So, they managed to arrange times where you were able to see each other without the government being involved. You both were still teens, you didn’t need the stress of the government trying to separate you two.
This was one of the times where the team got together without telling the government of Cap’s crew paying a visit. You walked down the ramp from the quin-jet. Steve and Bucky was by your side as Sam, Wanda, and Vision were behind you three. You saw Peter standing next to Tony with Bruce and Natasha.
You and Peter smiled at each other and ran over to give each other the biggest hug. The adults smiled down at the teens. Young love was one of their biggest possessions they made sure to not mess with. They kept this close to them.
Tony and Steve looked at each other and gave a nod in acknowledgment. You and Peter quickly ran away and did your own thing while the adults began to talk about how to fix the mess that happened during their fight.
Bucky gave Steve a look before making his way toward Bruce. They both exchanged a few words quietly before making their way inside the building. Tony gave Steve a questionable look.
“He needed some adjustments on his arm.” Steve shrugged, “We don’t have your technology out there.”
“If he destroys something…-” Tony began.
“Don’t worry Tony,” Steve sighed. “Bucky means no harm.”
The tension of the room fell just slightly as Tony sighed and nodded. He was still hurt by everything that happened a few months ago. Soon, everyone went inside to do their own thing.
You and Peter hung out in Peter’s guest room in the Avengers facility. The two of you were laying on the couch as the television played a movie in the background. The two of you were too busy thinking of what to say to pay attention to the film.
“It’s been such a long time…” You heard yourself speak.
Peter sighed, “Two months.”
You looked up at him with a pained smile, “I know this is not the relationship you want but you know I’ll always be with Cap.”
Peter nodded, “And I’ll always be with Tony.”
You both were silent for a moment, trying to take in each others presence. You laid on Peter’s chest as you thought about everything that’s been happening. You and Cap’s team has been on the run. You all never had a break from the government, always hiding and doing anything to not get caught.
“But it’s okay,” Peter started. “They’re figuring stuff out. I heard Tony saying something about bringing you guys in to stay here while they deal with the government.”
You didn’t reply, you just needed to keep your mind off of those things. Steve always told you to never stress about it. ‘Just be ready for war if it comes to it,’ Steve always said to you whenever you started to worry about things involving the government.
Suddenly the red lights flashed all over the building alerting you and Peter. You both stood up quickly and stared at each other then ran towards the screaming and crashes.
Just as you and Peter ran around the corner on the 4th floor you noticed Bucky fighting the soldiers who were attacking him. Peter quickly grabbed your arm and pulled you back behind the wall before you both were seen.
“Do you think?…” Peter trailed off, hoping it wasn’t what he thought it was.
You nodded, “The Winter Soldier is back.”
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Tony, poking Bruce: Let the Hulk out already, I wanna do experiments and you’re being boring.
Do you ever just have a character where you are like, you, you are a baby, and I will read all them fics where they are the youngest.
For me, this is Clint Barton.
I have read the fics where he is Tony's brother, where he is Bruce's son, Steve's relative, Bucky's son, Nat and Bucky's son, Furry's son, where he is secretly like 12 (exaggeration). I eat that shit up. And the Avenger kid fics where they are Clint centric, and he's the youngest like dude ahhhhhhhh.
If u have any recommendations, please do send.
Based on an amazing crossover fic of Rottmnt x Avengers on ao3 ( Rottmnt movie spoiler )
This sets after Rottmnt movie so they all have trauma :(
Avengers: Endgame (2019), dir. Russo brothers
The dino list (from left to right):
Thor - Allosaurus
Ironman - Baryonix
Hulk - Plateosaurus
Hawkeye - Pyroraptor
Spiderman - Dromiceiomimus
Black widow - Zhenyuanlong
Capitan America - Euoplocefalus
The incredible Hulk vol1 #359 or the time hulk (Joe fixit) bet las Vegas, a soul of a guy that I don't really care for the name and his own soul with the fucking demon, or as he introduced himself satannish, clootie, old Nick, old scratch, the serpent and a lot of other names
The fact that bruce banner canonically did pet play in a comic wasn't the tipe of trivia that I was expecting discover on my own.
By the way the woman is Dormammu's sister
(Defenders v3)
I wish I had someone like Thor as a bf 😔
they’re gay your honor
Tony: Orange, "first to mess up loses a card; hangover helpers." uhhh gatorade
Bruce: a nice breakfast
Valkyrie: hangover? What is this?
Tony: you actually need to stop drinking to get a hangover valkyrie.
Valkyrie: that is lose, lose situation
# I'm Rocket....
Corona got me pissed.
#tag yourself i’m tony stark