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Names in Hetalia are weird.Like I’m fine with some like Matthew Williams(Canada),but some others I’m confused. Ex. Alfred F. Jones. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THE F STAND FOR??Also we know that certain nations are related to one another, so why don’t they have the same last name? Is it bc of the different cultures, or something else? Also some names and last names are spelt wrong, for example Greece’s last name shouldn’t be Karpousi it should be Karpouzis (Καρπούζης). The one that annoys me the most Lithuanias. is it fucking Tolys or Toris. Most likely Tolys but I want to hear people tell me why it may be Toris.
I want to continue my “rant” about weird deaths in hetalia. Greece has died from chemicals but in a weird way, there used to be a prince of Greece in WW1 that loved wearing colourful socks, back then they used certain chemicals that if they go in your bloodstream you will die. So he went to the zoo and a fucking monkey bit him on his ankle and the chemicals went in him and died. Now that I am talking about ww1 there used to be a syphillis(how tf do you write that?)pandemic, so the government of every nation thought if they should or shouldn’t give condoms to their soldiers. Most did bc they knew that the soldiers would have sex despite told not to but the British decided not to do that. Yeah well 27% of Canadian soldiers caught syphillis, not bc they wanted to leave the war(that’s why other people caught syphillis, just to escape)but bc they wanted to have sex. Canada definitely caught an STD in ww1 but has kept it a secret. Also just found out that 2 presidents of France have died from a stroke during sex. Goddamn it France.
I was playing Hearts of Iron 4 but with the Kisserreich mod (supposed to be the world if the central powers won ww1), so I decided to play as Germany right? Well after 3 hours I decided to play as Canada. I got so confused bc Canada for some reason is the leader of the Entente and the leader of the Commonwealth. I am now imagining Canada in Hetalia either being looked upon as a good person to be around by the commonwealth or just the next best leader they have. However, I don't think England is a good leader or strategist at all, yeah sure he was able to conquer a lot but control that many countries? Too much, no wonder he left canada. And besides in canon (not sure but I think i have to look this up later) Canada is a good strategist so it would make sense to make him the leader. Not only in sense of Hetalia, but also Real life, since Canada is the uh lets say peaceful country. (Also thank you guys for the likes and reblogs! If you guys have any historical headcanons for the hetalia characters, or any headcanons i don't mind, then go for it and say it! I'm interested in any historical moment and any character!)
Just thinking about how psychotic Canada would be in Hetalia but especially in war.I’ll just give an example, in WW1 they used to take the small amount of POWs they had and dress them in goat skin and wool and send them to South America (I’m not sure if it’s correct but eh). Another one is that they invented the night trench raids and killed everything that breathed and stole everything. I’m just imagining a Canada covered in blood and shit he stole and England is looking at him like “This ain’t the dominion I raised”.
Some mochis I drew on the train
it seems today that all we see is violence in movies and sex on tv...
lucky there's a family guy... lucky there's a man who positively tell you... all the things that make us
laugh and cry
he's... a... fam... ily... guy...!
Okay hear me out
I’ve been working in this for a few days now and I want someone’s opinion
A Higurashi-Hetalia au fanfic where Canada snaps cuz of how his family (and essentially everyone else) gives him shit and he pulls a Shion and goes on a bloodbath.
Hetalia Headcanon: America can speak French and does so without much hassle when he needs to. However this rarely if ever happens because France and Canada absolutely hate it. He speaks Louisiana French specifically, which sounds so foreign and divergent to the both of them, meaning they think America’s French is crappy and inferior to their own.
IRL side note from someone who actually studies Linguistics:
No dialect is naturally superior to another. People are just discriminatory assholes
more prucan for my friend :3
More Canmira art! By: @brokakoschi in instagram!!
MY HETALIA YUMESHIP YAYAY!!!
CANMIRA ART FROM ART TRADE! BY: @rafflesiasr0tten3erry IN INSTA!!
Drawings of America and Canada from Hetalia as cats I did a few years ago.
Prucan idea: Canada gets kidnapped by Germany after being mistaken for America. "Well, he's not America, but he's America's brother so America and prehaps England will be coming to talk negotiations." is the idea once they realize they don't have America.
Nobody comes.
This is sad.
It's been a month.
Germany can't bring himself to keep the poor guy in a cell anymore but he can't let him go.
Prussia offers to keep a watch on him. Germany agrees.
Think, Beauty and the Beast, but no beast/magic. lol. They just start to fall for each other and eventually Canada decides he doesn't WANT to leave. They treat him kindly and actually remember who he is. He soon isn't even a prisoner.
It, sadly, takes a year before ANYONE on Canada's side realizes he's missing.
In layman's terms: They fucked up...
is this anything
For my CanLiet shippers out there 😊
I made my own community about my most favourite and beloved OTP CanLiet, this rare ship needs more love, appreciation, support and content!
You all can feel free to join it you all feel like 🙂😊💜🩵🩷❤️💝✨️
Thank you @fartshitter9000 for making the Breaking Bad AU because I am expanding it. I’m making a story based off of this and it’s just the events of Breaking Bad but with Hetalia replacements.
let me know if any of y’all who see this want me to replace a character.
Current cast:
Walter White - Arthur Kirkland
Jessie Pinkman - Leon (Hong Kong)
Saul Goodman - Alfred Jones
Skylar White - Francis Bonnefoy
Hank Schrader - Antonio Fernandez-Corriedo
Walter Jr. White - Matthew Williams (or in this case Matthew Kirkland)
Steven Gomez - Lovino Vargas
Mike Ehrmantraut - Abel (Netherlands)
Gus Fring - Roderich Edelstein
Marie Schrader - Elizaveta (Hungary)
Gale Boetticher - Feliciano Vargas
Tuco Salamanca - Gilbert Beilschmidt
Lydia Rodarte-Quayle - Emma (Belgium)
more characters will be added
I am squealing, this is so cute and I love the fact that Seychelles is the third sibling. Thank you broomcolate for bringing this into the world ^^
papa kissed santa? 🫣
reference by: Joseph Christian Leyendecker
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love is when you learn how to care for ur bf's natural hair so he doesn't pay a hairstylist. love is also when said bf falls asleep as you twist his hair.