Aperture Science - Blog Posts

Hey guys, it's me, It has been a while, so I basically try to figure out the whole 1.1 volts thing with aperture and potatos, Now I'm no electrician or a mathematician but I decided to do some research and try and put everything together, so I don't know if I was right or not, I also put down the years and how much the voltage would take together, Because if we're dealing with a massive facility then how the hell did it get all the power system through it, With 1.1 volts, Which is the same as a potato battery, So yeah, Please check if I'm wrong or right, have a nice night or day Wherever you are in the world

Average portal co-op experience

Portal 2 × Detroit Become Human

It's an AU I made up, where things are a little reversed...

In the 20st century (I don't remember if its st, I'm not english, apologies), the company called Cyberlife worked on advanced technology and building robots for specific functions. It was run by Sir Hank Anderson and his assistant Connor (he was human ok). When Anderson became too old for ruling over it, he asked Connor to do so, but Connor though he wasn't the best person to do that, so he built a Android, like a female version of himself, and decided to call her Caroline/GL.005. Despite she being made for the job, she was too much like Connor and refused to rule all by herself again, so she and Connor looked for the most Anderson-like scientist. The one they found was called Cave Johnson, and finally he accepted the job, soon changing the name for Aperture Science, and having Caroline as his assistant. :)

Why does it remind me of him? yes it’s late but happy Halloweekend have a dumb ahh low effort meme as a treat

original:

Live laugh laboratory sketch part 2 electric boogaloo! White woman who lived through 50s AND the 90s’ farmhouse chic? She owns no less than one of those live laugh love signs, even as a white woman that’s now an evil menacing robot. I’ll be honest, I loved this sketch so much, I just HAD to render her, even though I haven’t rendered in a year; she’s just so pretty!!!

I love me a silly evil ‘puter! Drawing a super goofy AM and GLaDOS comic next while I finish up my portal cosplays! If I could draw humans at all, I’d do a little piece of Doug giving this to human Caroline and Cave trying to figure out where the hell the painted panel came from, pissed as hell. 😂

(If anyone wants any edits for a fanfic cover/custom wording to make reaction memes/reddit reaction posts/just to be silly/etc, just shoot me a DM! I’d be happy to! If you want to repost it, please ask first and give credit! Reblogs, comments, and likes, on the other hand, are always appreciated! 🧡)

okay but she would definitely have one of these

just a silly little GLaDOS doodle because I just KNOW she’s got that white woman interior design taste in the part of her that’s still Caroline… like she was his assistant in the 50s and lived through farmhouse chic in the 90s of course she has white woman decorating taste

Which personality core would make a good replacement in the scenario that GLaDOS is entirely out of the picture? Which is logically best at keeping Aperture going? And, Who would make for a very interesting option?

"The wrong man in the right place can make all the difference"

Hey, did she drag you in here too? Don't worry, I'll introduce myself.

I'm Benn, Benn Freemann. I'm The Aperture Science Pardoned Human, at least in my universe. GLaDOS is my boss, I'm her unlicenced counselor. I'm here at my own accord, don't worry. So, hope you are ready to get testing. I heard it gets more complex and deadly as you go along! Good luck!

[Mun here. I am mainly Text based, but I will throw in art from time to time. Multifandom and OC friendly, but I'll only interact with people at and above 18 years old. This is an RP/Ask account. I'm interested in who will bother to interact with me? Regardless, I hope you have fun]

“This was a triumph

I'm making a note here

"Huge success"

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction

Aperture Science

We do what we must because we can

For the good of all of us

Except the ones who are dead

But there's no sense crying over every mistake

You just keep on trying till you run out of cake

And the science gets done and you make a neat gun

For the people who are still alive

I'm not even angry

I'm being so sincere right now

Even though you broke my heart

And killed me

And tore me to pieces

And threw every piece into a fire

As they burned it hurt because

I was so happy for you

Now, these points of data make a beautiful line

And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time

So I'm GLaD I got burned, think of all the things we learned

For the people who are still alive

Go ahead and leave me

I think I'd prefer to stay inside

Maybe you'll find someone else

To help you

Maybe Black Mesa?

That was a joke, ha-ha, fat chance

Anyway, this cake is great

It's so delicious and moist

Look at me, still talking when there's science to do

When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you

I've experiments to run, there is research to be done

On the people who are still alive

And believe me, I am still alive

I'm doing science and I'm still alive

I feel fantastic and I'm still alive

While you're dying, I'll be still alive

And when you're dead, I will be still alive

Still alive

Still alive”

reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

Pre-Fortress

"Now arises the question, HOW to make mercenaries immortal? Fortunately for the Administrator, there are some really promising science companies in the US that could help her with that. In particular, two (ironically) competing companies that she believes could do much better if they worked together as a team.

She secretly offers both sides a deal: in exchange for more financial support [in the future], she will only get one of their top scientists to work for her. The deal was made, and the Administrator asked those scientists to *ahem* steal *ahem hmh* the documents of the companies' most promising projects.

This is how we are introduced to Dell Connager and Dr. Ludwig, who join hands and work together to create never-before-seen inventions: mini teleports, medigun, and most importantly: The Respawn Machine." [My favourite headcanon]

An old friend

Portal 2's Turret Opera still hits soooo hard as a closing point for Chell and GLaDOS' story dude. Right after a monologue about how after everything they've been through she realizes she's incapable of killing Chell, GLaDOS has actually.. set up a perfect, inescapable death trap. She could've easily had the turrets shoot through the glass, sent the elevator all the way back down to Old Aperture or simply gassed her without letting the elevator even leave her central chamber. She basically had her. She could've obliterated her while she was still out cold from fighting Wheatley, but she doesn't. Instead, she has them perform an opera about walking as far away from science as possible. An opera that's implied to have been rehearsed even before Chell broke out with Wheatley - was she considering doing this long before Chell went out to try and kill her again?? This is very blatantly me steering into headcanon territory, but I like to think this whole room was the "REAL surprise with tragic consequences" GLaDOS spoke of. I imagine this is exactly what she originally planned to do - give her false hope by having her ride an escape elevator only for it to stop right in the middle of a massive turret ambush. She would literally treat Chell like a fish in a barrel. Quick, easy and delightfully painful. Each instance where she escaped was either due to oversight or third party intervention - so she created a situation where none of that is possible. All that would arrive to the surface and see the sun is a bullet-riddled corpse. But that's not what the elevator brings to that dingy faux shed in the end. I wonder what she's done with this room after the elevator made its ascent. Do the turrets still stand there, waiting on the off-chance the elevator goes back down with a familiar face within? Do they still sing the same song, over and over, hoping she'll hear it up there? Do they think of her, does she think of them, does she think of her? If Chell were to step back in, would GLaDOS even have the heart to let that elevator go back down? Either way, they'd still be down there, gathered for someone that may never ever come back. They'll all be faithfully standing at their usual spots in the chambers, ready to lovingly shoot her again should she be back to test forever.

ah I'm actually really proud of this