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Aldo Raine - Blog Posts
i fucking agree with the Aldo Rizz god lmfao
ALDO RAINE DON'T TELL ME YOU WEAR "NOTHING" TO SLEEP
i can't--- i can't, no, i mean... 🛐🛐🛐🛐
IB content bc i said so
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brad pitt fic recs
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personal faves - 🗽
thats^^ more of a personal indictor for me <3 i love all these fics SO much
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darling brad
bike rides and cigarettes by @hobisfavoritespritecan 🗽
see you later by @all-lit-up 🗽
what it would be like dating brad pitt by @all-lit-up
cliff booth
you're safe here by @tiredbeebo 🗽
dating cliff would include... by @fangirl-imagines
the stuntman and the singer by @companionjones
blueberries and cigarettes by @hobisfavoritespritecan
following all by @darling-i-read-it
sleep
scars 🗽
aldo "the apache" raine
thank you by @motelgirl 🗽
confident by @michelle-is-writing
distance by @mlmxreader 🗽
gift by @mlmxreader 🗽
worried fates by @darling-i-read-it 🗽
warm enough by @michelle-is-writing
following all by @sergeant-donny-donowitz
hey lover
goodnight 🗽
tristan ludlow
creek getaway by @darling-i-read-it 🗽
braided flowers by @darling-i-read-it
joe black
coffee pot by @darling-i-read-it 🗽
enchanted by @darling-i-read-it
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le epic
15 years ago today, inglourious basterds came out!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FAVORITE MOVIE!!
Random IB HCs LESGOOOOO
- the reasons "inglourious basterds" is spelt like that, is because Aldo's southern ass didn't learn actual grammar and just carved it into his rifle based on the mouthfeel. (#iconic)
[ "Yep. That'll sure do"
"Sir that spells out basterds, are you sure th-"
"Utivich, get off my ass, will ya?" ]
- Hans likes blue cheese, and has one-time-or-another tricked Dieter (who fucking hates cheese) into eating it at a random German dinner event (Hellstrom's reaction is priceless, in Landa's words)
- Shoshanna's favorite movie is either L'Age D'or or Hôtel du Nord. Both were practically the first movies she ever watched. Ada showed them, and she used said films to practice projecting.
- Hirschberg can make a killer omelette.
- Aldo brews his own moonshine, for both the basterds to enjoy, AND to use as sterilizer for wounds and bodily damages.
- Wicki knows how to yodel. Did it once during a game of truth or date the basterds played while setting camp. Had a drink or two too much and just belted it out. The others have jokingly teased him for it ever since
- Frederick should fucKING KILL HIMSE-
Silly little men doing silly little things 📽️
post movie shenanigans
Also, Tarantino confirmed Aldo becomes a movie star like Audie Murphy after the war, and that Hans solves a bunch of murders and becomes an amateur detective on Nantucket haha. I headcanon Aldo as Hans’ handler after as well
I forgot I could traditionally draw so the freakobotomy is working (!!!!?!?!)
🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 PEAK 1944 AMERICAN‼️⁉️
guy who's been chewed out before
Hello Welcome to my Freaky Ted Talk
This is my silly AU idea for ppl interested ❄️⛄️
(My inspiration for some of this was the lovely AU created by tumblr user cigarette-room, I love the operation-paperclip mission concept sm.)
(And before starting, half of this was also created through discussions with my IRL friend, so I credit them anonymously)
- The concept is this: Four years after the events of Inglourious Basterds, Raine and Landa work together for a series of CIA missions in 1948 = hunting for soviet spies and nazi stragglers. So, one big mission (and the main setting) includes this = being stationed in a cabin in a Finnish forest, far far away from any form of familiarity whatsoever. Aldo thrives in the woods. Hans doesn’t. The biggest mental train wreck of 1948 ensues.
- Now, this whole thing takes place in the time span of six months, from nature vibe summer to freezing-as-fuck winter, and it’s kind of like if The Shining hosted two sickos beating/fucking the fuck out of each other.
- Aldo Raine’s threats to sanity are Landa’s manipulation tactics, his own cocaine-addled psyche, alcoholism, and his own past (ooh spooky). Landa’s threats to sanity is losing power, probably some weird pervitin addiction, and Aldo motherfuckin’ Raine.
- Basically the silly thing is putting a sociopathic narcissist and a hillbilly enforcing sadist together and watch them explode in a cabin in bumfuck nowhere Finland. There is no happy ending. One of them gets murdered by the other. The end.
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- As a result, I like referring to this as the Cabin Fever!AU so a lot of shit related to this self-indulgent silliness is dubbed under that
- I can go on about this for hours at a time but that’s the end of my yap thank you for listening 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅
- Pinterest board + Spotify playlist will be linked in next post
Got too silly and happy National Apple Strudel Day
If they have Facebook it’s going to be so over in the 40-year old mom community
Some silly rat anatomy studies (includes a complementary Vin Diesel arm cross)
[Edit]: Forgot to draw Aldo’s neck scar + added some small details
Funny little colored piece with these two lab-grown organisms
This movie gives me hemorrhoids
Hello Inglourious Basterds fanbase (it’s so over)