Best Dead Apple Trio
Nero: I'd give my right arm to find out who my parents really are
Vergil: Wish granted
Vergil: *rips off Nero's right arm*
Vergil: I'm your father
I’ve been busy making a bracelet for Sigma. My wrist smaller than 7 inches but I am happy
Atsushi: Don’t serial killer go after the whores first?
Chuuya: *Looks at Dazai* Nice knowing you.
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Griffin to V: hey I’m still naked. I’m always naked and you didn’t notice. Now you can never unsee it.
Sigma: I wanted one thing in life. A place to call home. Instead I’m forced to live with a pigeon and his pet anemic rat.
Nikolai: You forgot the anemic rat is immortal.
Fyodor: The devil has a restraining order against me I guess.
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Over religious guy: I shall drive you out with these sacred tools.
Nero: you’re a sacred tool.