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YES OH MY GOD!!!!! FUCK CAPITALISM & THE CONCEPT OF PHYSICAL SPACE :(

having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

CHAPTER 4 OF GOLDEN THREAD IS OUT!!!

Here's a little teaser for chapter 5 :3

Why are there so few cysova / cyberowl longfics :(

Snail family porterait. -Chandelier

Here you go, portrait of a bunch of silly, innocent lil snails that are absolutely harmless and would NEVER eat buildings or terrorize scar. Yep. Hope you like it!

(i once again got carried away and started coloring it, then realized i had a bunch of other rq i needed to finish and speedran the shading LMFAO)

[image ID: hermitcraft fanart of grian with a blue snail on his shoulders, next to geminitay who's holding a pink snail. Behind them is a bigger brown snail / ID over]

he is my dress up doll

Since yall seem to like my other AUs/headcanons, I've decided to rant a bit about my 'main' one :3 (kept vague to avoid spoilers)

Small summary: (more indepth rant below)

it's a villan & hero hermitcraft / life series / empires au, focused on bad boys (at least during the first arc). Joel creates a bar as a cover for a fighting ring/information selling business, joined by pearl effo gem grian and jimmy. Grian refuses to participate in the criminal activities at first, but doesn't rat them out either. (inspired by his resisting the resistance thing in s9)

However, as u can probably guess, this doesn't last long and he slowly gets more n more involved, especially once random people mysteriously start getting "the red curse", which he recognizes from his past... (hehe watcher lore) Grian continues to pretend to stay uninvolved while trying to keep the Watchers at bay behind the scenes, even going as far as creating multiple alter egos / secret identities in order to hide his involvement.... (poultry man, cute guy, mother spore,...) Sadly, the Watchers think identity reveals are incredibly amusing and make it their mission to reveal Grians secrets... :)

Now, lil poll bc i wanna know yalls preference:

Im not a very experienced writer, so I can't guarantee the fics would be any good- while i def prefer comics, it would take a long ass time and I'm not sure whether its a good idea since i tend to loose interest in projects p fast wkdhakdj

Still debating what to name it, I think ill call it "Web of lies", "Wolau" for short LMFAO. Im not very good at naming things 😭 suggestions are welcome!!!

Some more background info:

Joel is a fairly new villain who has decided to start a business focused on fighting rings, selling information and just generally doing criminal stuff. (inspired by his secret fighting club in s10). He hires Gem and jimmy, two ex-vigilantes who became a bit more... Villainous. Their cover is a normal bar, which ofc means they also need normal employees who won't snitch. Jimmy suggests Grian toJoel, since he's a retired informant. He basically started out as an investigative journalist in another city, but got more n more involved with both villains and heroes (which is how he knows jimmy) before joining a cult (watcher lore watcher lore watcher lore-) and suddenly dissappearing.

Although he went missing a few years ago, they manage to track him down. He joins, but tells them he's not involved in the world of villains anymore and that he wants to stay out of everything (so hes basically working in the bar that they use as a cover as a 'normal' employee and turns a blind eye to anything criminal going on)

That's kind of the start of the story? Afterwards, Pearl, a villain who used to be a vigilante that worked with Scott (<-number one hero), then got betrayed by him and is now plotting his murder, joins in. Later on etho joins, who is originally sent by the hermits as a spy (<- p big villain&vigilante alliance in the city) but ends up deciding to side w/ them. (BOAT BOYS BOAT BOYS BOAT BOYS-)

(pearl & Scott's conflict is ofc a double life ref and etho is a mycelium resistance ref, he also ends up finding out about some of grians secrets and helping him behind the scenes)

Although its focused on the members of the bar, later on it focuses more on other hermits (since they get more involved w/ the villain group "hermits" which most of the hermits are a part of) but there's also some side stories that focus on other ppl (there's a whole side story about Ren and Doc getting to know each other after Ren gets infected by the curse, or martyn whole listener thing & how it's connected to renchanting/ren getting cursed and the Watchers showing up in the first place... But i dont wanna spoil too much :3)

Oh also! Hermits r mainly criminals(vigilantes, villains, big salmom mafia,...) and Empires members r usually heroes! But there is some exceptions to this rule. (jimmy n martyn for example)

ANY KIND OF QUESTIONS OR SUGGESTIONS R WELCOME!!! might not be able to answer everything bc of spoilers, but ill def try to do some foreshadowing instead :3

[Day 26]: Groups and collabs!

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Finally had the time to finish this artwork i made for hermitaday! I almost forgot about this LMFAO-

I also made this lil graph to illustrate how i see their dynamic qkehakjd

The og post is here, and the link to my hermitaday Masterpost is here!

(reminder that my art requests are currently open)

Scar goat horn: "Im ready to bang an alien with a shovel"

Cub: "Wow scar, i didnt know you felt that way about aliens, but ok. You do you bro, you do you."

Tubbo_:

Submitted for: Dream SMP

Headcanons: Demi-boy, he/they

Propaganda: None submitted

Technoblade:

Submitted for: Dream SMP

Headcanons: Agender, he/him

Propaganda: “Techno is responsible for So Much of [the submitter’s] gender, no joke.”

“THAT MAN SCREAMS AGENDER ALONG WITH APAGENDER AND ALSO SCREAMING I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU THINK AND NOT CARING FLUCTUATING HIS MASCULINITY AND FEMININITY NO MATTER THE PRESENTATIOn!!”

“Look, Techno is the most trans ever- like how do compete with a Pig that is drawn as a anthropomorphic boar, an anime girl, and just a dude. How can anyone compete with that?”

Evil Xisuma:

Submitted for: Hermitcraft

Headcanons: Transmasc Demi-boy, he/they

Propaganda: Canonically uses he/they

HAHAHAHA THATS HILARIOUS OH MY GOD I LOVE THAT

Okay i lied, I'm gonna keep spamming your inbox with bbc/hc ghosts (if that's alright with you)

I JUST WATCHED THE EPISODE WHERE THE PREHISTORIC GUY LEARNS ABOUT THE MOONLANDING AND. I WAS SO EXCITED AT FIRST CAUSE I THOUGHT ITD BE RLY CUTE, BUT THEN HE LEARNED ABOUT CONSPIRACY THEORIES????

I feel like thatd fit bdubs so well too. Just like in the show, hed watch some sorta conspiracy, and then ends up obsessing over it. Or something supernatural. Maybe he'll start thinking that etho is a vampire or something and get scared.

Or... Or mumbo gets into the conspiracies. Im thinking of the no-sleep moon club in hc s8 specifically. Either bdubs goes down the rabbit hole first, then tells mumbo about it, who gets terrified and almost has another heart attack, or mumbo finds out about it first and believes it, even tho he really should know better considering he died so recently. (idk why but I feel like mumbo would definitely fall for a conspiracy. Not bc hes silly, just because hes so anxious, even the possibility of it being true makes him freak out so much he just HAS to make sure nothing happens.)

Either way, mumbo ends up refusing to sleep, either bc he has nightmares, or bc he like. Heard about some moon big conspiracy from Bdubs and now thinks the moon will get jealous if he sleeps-

wait. The moon getting jealous? Isn't that just. The my little pony plot. Is. Is hermitcraft season8 a my little pony au??? Wait what.

(if i sound insane ive just been writing a historical paper for 10 hours straight, just pretend this makes sense if it doesn't)

Honestly. Real. I could see some shit like this happening. I'm half imagining Cleo being involved somehow. Like. Actually I can imagine Joel watching some wacky conspiracy show for shits and giggles. Bdubs, Cleo, and Mumbo are all watching over his shoulder. Bdubs who has been largely unexposed to a lot of things happening outside the UK over the years is a little gullible about it, and Mumbo, the know it all that he is, has to keep correcting things. Cleo, who just wants to enjoy the show, makes up something ridiculous about the moon to fuck with them and scare them off for awhile and things get. Incredibly out of hand over the span of a week. Cleo tries to tell them she lied but they're in too deep to believe her. They all end up having to stage some kind of ritual to appease the moon to get the two of them to shut up about it and go back to normal