¡Help Please! 😫🙏

Narcissa: What do you call disobeying the law?

The Squad: A hobby.

Narcissa: *crosses her arms*

The Squad: That we do not engage in.

I am a baby witch I have been a witch for a while but I couldn't practice because I thought my mom would be mad or something but turns out she likes witchcraft too and wants to study as well. Also i love these pics so here! If you are a witch could you give me some advice?

!! ART NOT MINE!!

Please this is such a cute mental image 😭

7 year old snape: physically, i’m here. mentally, i'm lost in a thick forest, collecting mushrooms in a basket and carrying a tiny frog around in my pocket.

James: I think we should kiss.

Severus: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.

PLSSS YOU'RE MY 69TH FOLLOWER JSJEVAMAMBDV ( Also Thank you sooo much for that ❤️)

HAH 69 yOu KnOw WhAt ThAt MeAnS- (I love you and your sass thank you for existing 😩❤)

I sorta wish I knew this when I was a kid. Reblog to save a life.

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

Looky at what I made! ❤❤

OK nvm-- I think severus use they/them pronouns in the prompts because of the generated prompts used they/them

Sorry your ask disappeared for me but I finally found, yes the generator uses they/them but I think in the quotes and some side stories (bc I think of them in modern au) Severus will use he/they but in my main story I'll keep it he/him just so it's a little easier for me while I'm writing

I want a Severus X marauders (excluding Peter) where it's like those jeverus fics where baby harry goes back in time and then shocks everyone by being the child of James and sev.

Like this⬇

Dumbledore finds baby harry and baby harry tells who his parents are and for his own amusement during lunch in the great Hall he makes the announcement that a baby has traveled back in time and that his future parents have to take care of him till they can figure out how to send him back

Everyone is silent waiting for home to announce the parents "Harry's Father's-" whispers "fathers? " "what-? " "was it an affair or? " "I wonder who-" "SILENCE" ".... " "as I was saying Harry's fathers.. Yes more than one harry has three fathers and one mother. It was not an affair it seems that the three fathers had fallen for the same person and that person loved them all and didn't wish to choose. So they all formed a relationship. " "..wow" "I will now call each father to come up here to meet little harry" (shush he wants drama that's why he's making the come to everyone's view" ".. James Potter" ! James walks up to Dumbledore and instantly loves harry "Sirius Black" Sirius looks surprised but goes up next to James and looks at his future son "he looks a lot like you James" "I know! " *ahem* "and the last father...Remus Lupin" Remus freezes before hesitantly going up and looks at harry "wow... I didn't think I'd have a kid"-R " I didn't think we'd all have a and kid and relationship with the same person! "-J " well we always share"-S "and now for Harry's mother.. " everyone is quite then Severus, who wasn't interested, starts to leave and harry See's.

Harry perks up and runs from his fathers toward Snape and screams "MOMMY!" Sev feels a tiny body ramming into his leg, he looks down at harry shocked he goes to tell him that's absurd but his heart melts as he looks at harry clinging to him and instead picks him up and smiles at harry and softly talks to him, without realizing it he instantly went into mommy mode, while everyone is silently flipping their shit, Remus being the first to calm down goes up to sev and harry

And you can make up the rest. I just wanna find a fic like that 😢🥺