WHO IZ THIZ FINE BABE???

Loozing my marblez over corruption Chuuya. Hez zo :3 XD :O >m<

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i agree

ninjago mpreg.

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Mori.

Ozamu Dazai; the original ZZKK zhipper.🎀

Dazai: You're an attractive man.

Atsushi: Who? Uh, me?

Dazai: You and Akutagawa spend a lot of time together, don't you?

Atsushi: We do, yes. Uh, but we're just temporary partners. I mean, we're not, you know ...

Dazai: He's an attractive guy, nice bone structure, hypnotic eyes, etc.

Atsushi: I guess so?

Dazai: Have you noticed how uptight he's been lately?

Atsushi: Uh, l-like I said, we're partners, so ...

Dazai: Partners should help each other out, relieve some of that stress. Maybe extend that partner relationship.

Atsushi: Extend? Um ... I-I don't ...

Dazai: You're two attractive people. Any thoughts on how to alleviate that stress?

Atsushi: We could ... we could go for more walks?

Dazai: Walks are good. Walks are nice. I was thinking, since you're already partners, you could extend that relationship ... become the other kind of partners.

Atsushi: Are you ... are ...

Dazai: I am.

Atsushi: Y ... Dazai-san ...

Dazai: Everybody wins.

Atsushi: Th-this is sexual harassment. You know that, right?

Dazai: I think of it as sexual encouragement.

Atsushi: [runs away]

Dazai: Think about it, Atsushi. Take one for the team.

wait till i kiss him.

Corruption

nd then me and chuuya get married afterwards

Dazai: Arrange the marriage!

Port Mafia: *cheers and applause*

Chuuya: Wait!

Dazai: What? You’re all I ever wanted. You’re beautiful!

Chuuya: Thank you. But what else?

Dazai: What else?

Chuuya: Is beauty all that matters to you?

Dazai: [Looks to Oda]

Oda: [Shakes his head]

Mori: Dazai… What else?

Dazai: I, uh… What else is there?

Hirotsu: *Buzzer noise*

[LATER - KOUYOU and CHUUYA prepare to leave]

Kouyou: We tried, boss. No one can say we didn’t try.

Mori: [Sobs.]

Kouyou: Say goodbye, Chuuya.

Chuuya: Goodbye.

Kouyou: Goodbye…?

Chuuya: Dazai.

Mori: [Nudges DAZAI]

Dazai: *whines* Boss.

Mori: Dazai!

Dazai: Goodbye, chibi.

Mori: All these years of planning… Wasted!

[KOUYOU and CHUUYA leave]

Oda: What else is there? He says, “Is beauty all that matters?” And you say, “What else is there?!”

Dazai: It was dumb, I know.

Oda: You should write a book. ‘How to Offend Men in Five Syllables or Less’.

don't think what will fit man.

size difference

so sorry for inactive i just finished my finals but we are so back now 🤘

Their hybrid babies<3

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