"You Are Not A Tech Bro, You Are A Modern Day Factory Worker"

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

And the darkness keeps on falling for the light

Honestly, same.

reading terry prattchet is so crazy, cause you'll be reading about a character called something like plinko plonko and their zany exploits, and then he'll just drop a paragraph that goes so insanely hard like -

and then I just have to stare at the wall for a bit.

Fibre crafts are 50% soothing repetitive action and 50% "God Fucking Damnit"

POV: you’re Drakken and this is her expression only you get to see (˶‾᷄ ⁻̫ ‾᷅˵)

Y'all ever wonder how Duke Leto would have been with two children fucked up by Spice, the Water of Life and Prescience. Just sat around at breakfast one morning and...

Paul: One of the planets is dissenting. We will have to intercede.

Jessica: I wouldn't worry, you'll figure something out.

Alia: Grandpa Harkonnen says kill them all :)

Duke Leto: ...

Duke Leto: Sweet Orange Catholic Jesus

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

Knowing a fic author through AO3 is like attending someone’s thesis presentation and politely clapping at the end, knowing a fic author through this hellsite is like going over to their house at 3AM to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar