Buying Him Time

I wish boobs were detachable. Because sometimes I want to look like a genderless being, other times the outfit needs boobs.

you dont get it, that is my REAL MUTUAL ON MY TELLIEPHONE

geico gecko

THE GEICO GECKO got an abortion!

250 days left until Sonic 3

Sunday, April 14th, 2024

Special interest? More like shadow the hedgehog is taking over every aspect of my life.

She mojoed in my dojo till i casad on my house

dear usamerican high schoolers looking for a way to resist fascism: sit through the pledge of allegiance.

no getting up. no looking at the flag.

everyone will be looking at you. you'll be sweating like a fucking hippopotamus. your teacher will sternly tell you to get up. you'll feel stupid and that maybe its not worth it because you're just a kid in a classroom. but I'm here to remind you that there are no real life consequences to detention. there are however real life consequences to resisting a thoughtless performance of nationalism.