I am literally just trash. Please disrespect me and treat me as such.
the microbes. they are chanting to me from the dirt
"Ah... Yes. I am definitely the tooth fairy. Totally. Let me just..."
*takes tooth from under your pillow and replaces it with Monopoly money and a pebble*
"K, bye"
*falls out of window*
recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing
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I won't burn out here
My intention is to fade
And I will.
T h e y h a v e t o p r o t e c t m e
aspiring mortician//froot loops//lives in Delululand//stabses u// 29
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