Rip Denki Kaminari You Would’ve Loved Watching Tiktoks With A Subway Surfer Video Playing In The Background.

Iida: Midoriya... Izuku: Oh no, 'Midoriya' in b-flat. Izuku: You're disappointed.

Having a food allergy is so wild because what do you MEAN I can sense that there is peanut in this food when it doesn't say that on the menu? Oh it was cooked in peanut oil? Well I can still taste it and I will have a reaction if I keep eating it so-

THE SOB I JUST SOBE.

IM SO HAPPY 😭

GUYS MY CT SCAN IS NORMAL

NO TUMOR!!!!

I am once again, asking for life to stop.

Chapters: 17/17 Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Young Justice (Cartoon) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Jason Todd & Damian Wayne Characters: Jason Todd, Damian Wayne, Bruce Wayne, Dinah Lance, Diana (Wonder Woman), Hal Jordan (Green Lantern), Barry Allen, Clark Kent, Jon Lane Kent, Talia al Ghul, Arthur Curry (DCU), J'onn J'onzz, Oliver Queen, Hawkwoman (DCU), Hawkman, Patrick "Eel" O'Brian, Red Tornado, John Stewart (DCU), Zatanna Zatara, Mari Jiwe McCabe, Billy Batson, Doctor Fate, Guy Gardner, Helena Bertinelli, Wally West, Kon-El | Conner Kent, M'gann M'orzz, Artemis Crock, Kaldur'ahm | Jackson Hyde, Dick Grayson, Tim Drake, Cassandra Cain, Duke Thomas, Pamela Isley, Harleen Quinzel Additional Tags: Protective Damian Wayne, Protective Jason Todd, Jason Todd and Damian Wayne Meet in the League of Assassins, Jason Todd and Damian Wayne are Siblings, Damian Wayne is Shrike, Jason Todd is Red Hood, batman is confused, but so is everyone?, Timeline What Timeline, Jason Todd Has Issues, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Bruce Wayne is a Bad Parent, to Jason at least Series: Part 1 of Lost birds Summary:

What if Jason never returned to Gotham but instead stole his little brother away from the LoA.

The JL is looking for more members and two new candidates seem to be The Red Hood and Shrike. The duo have been travelling around America, fighting crime and saving people, but not in Gotham. Batman is the only one who opposes this because no matter what, he can’t work out who they are.

The two heroes are trying to make better lives but there is only so much you can do when both your parents are partially insane, one doesn't know you are still alive/exist, and one will tear the globe apart to find her sons.

TW

It's crazy how with a little bit of adhd and excelling grades you can convince everyone that Ur fine, even when Ur OD'ing.

Shouta: The past is gone, don’t live in it

Ghost Oboro: so are you having a mental break or has you frontal lobe finally developed?

then no <3

Batfam but as my stupidest injuries PT IDK but it's definitely too many parts

Dick: had a seizure and woke up long enough to look his professor who was on the phone to 911 right in the eyes, said "NO HOSPITAL" then passed put again

Jason: broke his toe and ignored it, only to ram it into a door a week later and make it worse

Tim: faints so often that he got really bored of it and made a bet that whoever caught him the most wins 100 dollars

Damian: sprained his wrist tripping up a stairs case then a few months later did it again on the exact same staircase

Bonus Tim: took a gravol for the first time to sleep on a roadtrip, had a bad reaction that made him high out of his mind and he proceeded to sob for 45 minutes about Brokeback Mountain before falling into the deepest sleep he's ever been in

Tsukauchi: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Sansa: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Tsukauchi: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Nezu: Actually I did the math, Sansa would have $225, not $0.15.

Sansa: Fam I’m right here....

Shouta: If I had a dollar I would buy a coffee

Tsukauchi: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Shouta: Sorry I only have a dollar

Tsukauchi: :(

Nezu: oh I miscalculated, Sansa would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Shouta: If I had $22,500 I would buy a coffee and an apply juice

Nezu: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Hizashi: Yeah and they want coffee and apply juice

Nezu: Apply juice to what

Vigilante Izuku: Directly to the forehead

Sansa: Great chat everyone

Masaru: Do you know where Katsuki is?

Mitsuki: Off somewhere. Disappointing God.