Vigilante Izuku: *Stubs Their Toe* FUCK! Shouta: Mind Your Language! Vigilante Izuku: What Else Am I

guys i have a STAGE 1 psychology assignment due in 18 hours about Examining the Impact of AI on Brain Structures and Functioning. psychology says I need about 9 hours of sleep. school starts in 11 hours but I cannot sleep cause I have a drama performance tomorrow so I wont be able to submit it regardless.

anyway. what is more important? sleep or finishing the assignment with the knowledge you know have.

I'm sorry Australia. I didn't vote for him. I'm so sorry my stupid country has become fascist.

the fact that you didnt want this to happen means that its not your fault. while I may not be happy that trump won, I do not blame those who didn't vote for him. i blame the corruption that runs through so many country. i blame those who want to control others with no empathy for them. i blame people like trump for believing the "might is right" concept.

people in america that voted against trump, i do not blame you.

i blame the fucking idiots who run your country and leave you to suffer.

and so help me god if australia follows in their footsteps, I pray that the deaths in this country are smaller than we can hope.

I feel like aizawa and class 1A would get life 360 because aizawa wants to know where they are in case of a villain attack but eventually it gets turned on him and he gets messages from everyone like "Mr aizawa can u get us maccas pls?"

id also like to imagine that izuku, being the nervous wreck he is, only has his location turned on for aizawa, bakugo, todoroki, and MAYBE Allmight.

Izuku: *at night in bed after being drugged up because of injuries* good night moon

Izuku: good night tree

Izuku: good night ghosts only i can see

Recovery girl, who was tucking him in: *shaking*

Aizawa, who was standing in the corner: well that's not concerning at all.

*Later*

Aizawa, still mumbling under his breath: ghosts? Oboro?

Yagi, walks around a corner:

Aizawa:*Scared grunt*

Aizawa: oh its just you. thought problem child was right about the ghosts for a minute.

Yagi: he is

Aizawa: what?

Yagi: what?

Shouta: I'm surprised you're this calm in a fight.

Izuku: I'm having 6 mental breakdowns and they're pretty much cancelling each other out.

then no <3

Batfam but as my stupidest injuries PT IDK but it's definitely too many parts

Dick: had a seizure and woke up long enough to look his professor who was on the phone to 911 right in the eyes, said "NO HOSPITAL" then passed put again

Jason: broke his toe and ignored it, only to ram it into a door a week later and make it worse

Tim: faints so often that he got really bored of it and made a bet that whoever caught him the most wins 100 dollars

Damian: sprained his wrist tripping up a stairs case then a few months later did it again on the exact same staircase

Bonus Tim: took a gravol for the first time to sleep on a roadtrip, had a bad reaction that made him high out of his mind and he proceeded to sob for 45 minutes about Brokeback Mountain before falling into the deepest sleep he's ever been in

Tsukauchi: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Sansa: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Tsukauchi: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Nezu: Actually I did the math, Sansa would have $225, not $0.15.

Sansa: Fam I’m right here....

Shouta: If I had a dollar I would buy a coffee

Tsukauchi: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Shouta: Sorry I only have a dollar

Tsukauchi: :(

Nezu: oh I miscalculated, Sansa would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Shouta: If I had $22,500 I would buy a coffee and an apply juice

Nezu: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Hizashi: Yeah and they want coffee and apply juice

Nezu: Apply juice to what

Vigilante Izuku: Directly to the forehead

Sansa: Great chat everyone

Yeah like I don't even know how to love myself. This doppelganger has a shit role model. I feel sorry for it.

what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

GUYS I MET THE SCREAMING JETS AHHHHHHH

Some villain: *sneezes*

Vigilante Izuku, from the roof: Bless you!

The Villain: God?