Chara: And Then I Said, Knife To Meet You!

Interviewer: How many children do you have, Eraserhead?

Aizawa: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.

Chara: for Christmas I want a dragon!

Santa: be realistic

Chara: ok I want your soul!

Santa: what color do you want your dragon?

Sans: what if people had food names and food had people names?

Sans:like "hey spaghetti, what's for dinner?"

Sans: "Papyrus."

Chara: I swear everyone I know is high

Sans: Shut up chocolate

I feel like we've all watched youtubers who just used the same music for their outro every video to the point of it becoming like their own personal theme song. Like if one day I decided to sing "I'm in love with an ostrich a do do do" and someone asked me who made that song I would say Ldshadowlady

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Todoroki, carrying a large box: what would you say if I came home with 4 kittens one day

Midoriya: . . .

Midoriya: what's in the box

Todoroki: . . .

Midoriya: Todo, what's in the box

Reblog if you want your followers to send you asks because it’s your only source of validation/social interaction right now but you don’t want to ask directly.

(Believe me, I’ve been there. It sucks.)

Bakugou: Any extreme sport you've tried?

Kirishima: Doing my homework while Aizawa-sensei is collecting it.

Bakugou: ...

Tell me why 90% of cartoons is 12 year olds beating up adults

Bnha as Things my friends said.

Uraraka: I'm lesbian

Tusyu: I thought you were bisexual

Uraraka: Not anymore

Tsuyu: What about the boy you liked

Uraraka: I dont like him anymore

Tsuyu:

Uraraka: I have a crush on yo-

Tsuyu: I KNOW