Cassandra Is Mad Woman’s Sister Btw

Just wanted to pop in and say before a very smoky and lustful night between Remus and Sirius: Remus asked “Are you mine tomorrow or just tonight?”. And Sirius replied. “Yours forever”.

I show a post saying Barty went around telling everyone him and James were dating

so I wanted to make a little thingy

It probably started when someone was flirting with Barty and he wanted to get away and went: “shit I got to.. go see” *tries to think of something, mind goes to James* “my boyfriend!” (??). Then he keeps it going for shits and giggles, and then he panics when ppl ask him about it cause he doesn’t know why he thought of James out of everyone

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A Ravenclaw: *flirting with Barty* so crouch.. I heard a little rumour that you fancy people with brains..

Barty: [who would rather be anywhere but there]

Barry: uhhh.. yeah I do, did you know Gryffindors are quite smart too? Like uhhh.. James Potter, for example, like his my boyfriend yk? and all-

Ravenclaw: ..what?

Ravenclaw: Oh. That’s cool I just thought- ykw nvm.

Barty: yeah you didn’t know that? We’re dating

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A Hufflepuff: so Barty..

Hufflepuff: [flutters eyelashes, smirks and puts hand on Barry’s thigh]

Hufflepuff: what do you do even Quidditch is on? Do you go back to your dorm.. because I could tag along..

Barty: no, I don’t. I actually uh, I normally go hang out with my.. boyfriend, James Potter. Yk the one who your team lost to? The captain and prefect? The one-

Hufflepuff: .. I’ll go.

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(Doesn’t even make sense cause James would either be playing or watching all the games, but Barty wasn’t thinking)

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Marlene: Barty!

Barty: what?

Marlene: what is it I’m hearing ‘bout you and Jamie?

Barty: ..

Barty: uhh, where’d you hear that?

Marlene: I was near some Hufflepuffs and heard a mention of it

Barty: why you snooping near Hufflepuffs?

Marlene: don’t change the subject. What’s the deal?

Barty: I needed an excuse to get away from ppl so yk.. I used him as an excuse

Marlene: why James tho? Wouldn’t Evan be more useful, cause you see him daily

Barty: .. James was just the first person I thought of

Marlene: ..

Barty: I guess

Marlene: ..alright then-

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Dorcas: Barty.. why?

Barty: ‘why’ what? I didn’t even do anything!

Dorcas: Oh, so running around saying your dating, Potter? Is nothing?

Barty: you heard that did ya?

Dorcas: of course I did, I hear everything. May as well call me “Rita fucking Skeeter”

Barty: okay I did! People were annoying me and I just said “My boyfriend needed me” and just threw Potter’s name in there so people would shut up and leave me alone!

Barty: god do people ever stop and leave me alone? Stop asking me about it god!

Dorcas: ..

Dorcas: okay.. my bad then

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James: we literally just met???

Barty: I would kill for you.

What’s one (or more) headcanon about the Marauders era character that you just don’t like?

Can be anything! This is a safe place!!

This doesn’t make sense but Dominic Fike both my fancast for James Potter and Evan Rosier.

When he’s showing his long curly hair he is my James, and when he’s showing his blonde he is my Evan — go on Pinterest and find some pictures and you’ll see exactly what I mean.

“Soon they’d be pushing strollers. But soon it was over”

Jily. Jily. Jily. Jily. Jily. Jily. Jily. Jily. Jily. Jily. Jily. Jily. Jily. Jily. Jily. Jily. Jily. Jily. Jily. Jily. Jily. Jily. Jily. Jily. Jily-

Remus: he’d like me better if I wasn’t a “bitch”, I’d like him better if he wasn’t 5’9

Lily: I mean you’re both at a loss

Mary: But who’s actually gonna recover from this?

Marlene: Remus.

28 seconds in and I ain’t nervous anymore😘🥰😇😍😚😍🥰 it’s gut wrenching fear

I’m about to listen to Peter by Taylor Swift (mskingbean89) and y’all I’m a little nervous 😜😍😍🥳 I’ve been warned that it’s sad, wish me luck

The “no glue, no borax” trend but on the marauders era groups;

The marauders:

James: ‘how to stop feeling everything so deeply, no glue no borax?’

Remus: ‘how to get rid of scars, no glue no borax?’

Sirius: ‘how to undone my trauma, no glue no borax?’

Peter: ‘how to feel good about myself, no glue no borax?’

The Valkyries

Lily: ‘how to feel like I am enough, no glue no borax?’

Marlene: ‘how to be recognised for what I can do and not what I am, no glue no borax?’

Mary: ‘how to be able to say ‘no’ and not feel bad, no glue no borax?’

The emeralds / skittle squad:

Regulus: ‘How to stop being a black, no glue no borax?’

Pandora: ‘how to be myself without being judged, no glue no borax?’

Dorcas: ‘how to keep my girlfriend, no glue no borax?’

Barty: ‘how to get over a guy I never dated, no glue no borax?’

Evan: ‘how to get my father proud of me, no glue no borax?’

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