Wedding Night

The joke does in fact reach Optimus, he also thinks its funny and plays into it !

unfortunately red alert is not the best bot for the bit…

Not gonna lie, I'm in a BIG trollhunters mood lately...

And I just got every single song from Epic stuck in my head.

So. Fuckin...

Jim as Odysseus facing Gunmar as Poseidon.

Daydreaming about Ruthlessness and Get In The Water, being their first meeting and Jim being a changed man taking down Gunmar but giving him enough mercy not to kill him

Probably not gonna go anywhere with this but the two streams are crossing.

i don't want a fursuit... but...

A tail and ears/horns would be cool, thats all.

This is it, the best news story (from BBC news):

From one of my (many) favorite scenes from @xdeusxmachinax‘s ‘31 Days in the Darklands’ fic!:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/19945390/chapters/47228989

Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue

im a lil sick and i thought itd be a good idea to drink some hot tea with honey to help my throat.

so i was sipping my tea and was a lil sad thinking it was ass and wondering if i put in too little honey, only to get a massive glob of honey in the very last mouthful!

My dumb ass forgot to fucking stir my tea!!!

always just as obsessed as they were

I recommend also reading the post this commenter is responding to.

Tryna design clothes for my naked rats and uh…