Franz Kafka, 1912

Could really go for a crisp 56 degree October day with fall scented candles burning, wearing my favorite sweatshirt, && cookies baking in the oven right now.

i want to do a million things at once. I want to study, read, watch tv, relax, listen to music, sing and run all at once. it feels like there’s never enough time to do anything.

Steelblue Ladybird beetle.

country music used to be about cowboys and being a fruity little rebel. now its all about how to fuck a tractor or be racist or something

I’m fine

this picture is cracking me up so bad house looks like a recently divorced dad who's spending the weekend with his son and decided to take him to the amusement park

Guy whose wife comes out to him as a lesbian and he just sighs and starts googling ‘estrogen near me’

what's wrong babe you're barely anything