I've Only Made Like Four Posts Abt Them But I Think I Talk Abt Moonwater Too Much

moonwater is so fucking cute I hate them so glad they're dead

LIKE imagine these both very intimidating men, one who looks like he goes to duels for fun, the other who looks like he's plotting ur death every second hes looking at you, just sliding little love notes to eachother that they giggle and blush and kick their feet over.

Like no one would believe u if you said that they were doing this with no proof, but now it's a well known fact that the table next to the window with a perfect view of the forbidden forest IS the lovers table! They even carved their initials (r.j.l + r.a.b) Which starts a rumor that's passed down to the 1st years which leads to people starting their own relationships by carving their initials in, which has since then been secretly charmed to vanish the carvings of couples who've been separated for any reason.

{extra tidbit but when rem comes back to hogwarts, suddenly people are shocked when the initials r.a.b turn into r.a.l and think it's a sign that he's come back to punish them for ruining their table (he thinks it's so funny and really sweet and even takes a picture with Colin's camera to show regulus)}

this isn't very coherent but I DONT CARE I love my silly little book loving lovers

might add this to the fic but probably not

why is everyone so against Remus or Sirius being shipped with other people and why when Remus tops is Sirius being described as feminine and Why is Sirius being described as feminine and WHY IS HE CONSIDERED REMUS'S WIFE AND WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE THE "WOMAN" OF THE RELATIONSHIP AND WHY IS FEMINIZED SIRIUS SO MUCH MORE SEXUALIZED THEN MASCULINE HAIRY MAN SIRIUS!

Why! Are people making wolfstar as straight as they can. They are two hairy men who stink sometimes but only before they shower who are in love!!! Let them be stinky and in love! Please!!!

headcanons are fine unless they r rooted in something bad IE; misogyny and homophobia. And let people ship as they please! Commenting barf emojis on ships like moonwater and prongsfoot is just weird. They're made up! There is no set partner! That's like saying you cant ship drarry bcuz hinny is canon! Except without the author approval! Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the amount of infantilisation of bb/lg in new-gen jjk smut fics is disgusting because why is every other toji slash gojo/reader fic have an innocence kink and why is reader always the virgin and why is there almost always a daddy kink like there's no way your minds are so deeply rooted in p3do and incestuous misogyny based kinks that those r the only three plot points you have, please. like I used to love Toji, except now every time I scroll through his tags looking for sweet fics about taking care of Megumi I see fics of him basically sa-ing the reader and coercing them into 'giving their innocence' up to him while basically imaging reader is his daughter.

i know it's a coping mechanism for some people given trauma they've experienced, but there gets to be a point where it's just pushing the dehumanisation of women and the purity culture. This is so controversial and probably ill-informed but it's 1am as I'm writing this and I can't give two shits.

people who try to get more attention on their fandom posts by separately tagging all the main characters regardless of each character's presence in the post are my worst enemies. if i want general series posts i will go to the series tag so if you specifically promise me images of my specialest little guy and you are lying to me i will be very upset

why are people so scared of character being aromantic. like why does everyone have to end up with someone why can't someone literally just not feel romantically abt anybody bcuz they can't OR!!! don't want to??? and it's not about 'finding the right person' cuz it was cute or wtv the first five times but you're telling me that no matter what there is no way this character... doesnt end up 'alone'? why do you just consider people incomplete, a lone part??

its poetic or whatever but also just really.... excessive. like ur saying to me the only way this character who is commonly dumbed down to gay slut who falls in love easily n is a (h/b)imbo is if everyone dies... yeah okay. if you say so....

why do so many super-sub reader fics pop up on my dash please 😭😭 the writing is always amazing but it's also so unimmersive with borderline (IF NOT ACTUAL) abuse and constant fetishisation on bb/lg like it's so gross why are you describing reader like a CHILD and why is she calling the guy you just described in a hyper masculine way 'DADDY' like

everyone's into something someone else may not be but when its actually disgusting the way some of them write shit that caters to borderline pedophiles jus sayin

unpopular opinion below!!! U were warned! (talk of drugs!!! implied? rosekiller + moonwater + limes n platonic!moonflower {they so cute tho lowk my guilty pleasure ship})

I LOVE no voldy!Remus who's just a silly little guy

he doesn't think about what he's saying and he's kind of judgemental but his loyalty has no end, I guess without voldy the hardest test it faces is James and Sirius fighting about their favourite quidditch team.

I do believe in stoner Remus!! But I don't like cigarette smoker Remus because I feel like he's too worried about the full moon to worry about feeling his lungs burning and having to take the time to shakily roll cigarettes... and he hates the smell.

stoner! Rem who's just really clingy when he's high. Is one of his friends sitting next to him? He's pulling them into his lap and burying his head into their neck just to feel their warmth.

he does it with Lily too even after she and James get together- James truly doesn't mind because he loves being cuddled by Remus too. It's not an excuse for Remus to be romantically close to any of them by any means- he doesn't discriminate from Peter to Evan (Barty doesn't like to be held or hold someone other than by the hand so he's cool with it... for the most part) and Marlene to Dorcas, all that matters is their friendship and warmth.

if he had to choose a favourite though, regulus or Lily easily. He loves how they always have a soft smell to them, lily of hibiscus and regulus of different types of weed. Least favourites? Probably Sirius and Evan because they usually reek of cigarettes and because Sirius always moves too frequently to truly be comfortable for Remus so he usually just shoves him off and searches for someone else with heavy-lidded eyes.

“how do you support multiple ships”

there are infinite timelines. in my mind.

I see people talk abt how they're gonna watch the new stranger things season because 'i'm just one person so it doesn't matter if I watch it' and im appalled and shocked until I realise they have a Billy Hargrove pfp and love Noah Shnapp (idk how to spell his name) so they were never gonna stand for shit anyways

dude I have horrible moonwater brain rot right now like it's not even funny

imagine rem just singing 'and I love her' by the Beatles to reg one lazy morning while they made little toffees and cookies for Harry and Teddy's joint birthday party (they have separate ones just about them too of course, but lily wants them to be super close so they have another in the month between of both their birthdays) and he's smiling like an idiot while reg smacks him with the spatula

i feel like rem would be just an absolute dork and serenade his partner every time a Beatles, Frank Sinatra, or such song would come on if there wasn't the war n stuff. Is that controversial? Idk I don't like big tough bad boy rem I LOVE nerdy loser hopeless romantic mama's boy(lovingly) rem who plants flowers and has anger issues and wears his mom's peony apron and sleeps like a sick Victorian child or like he just went through a hurricane (no in between) and had a big fat crush on John (Meg's husband) when he read little women and hates coffee stain rings and for some reason is oddly good at pottery

IS THIS LAME? I feel like its lame but honestly I don't care bcuz he's my lame little princess and I love him

This is just me rambling tbh