Phee: You Must Be Crosshair. Tech Told Me All About You. Also, Because Of Tech, I’m Your Friend.

When I waited in anticipation, for two years, for Season 2 of The Bad Batch, never for one moment did I think it would result in my partner chanting ‘Let Tech fuck!’ whilst eating breakfast.

Padme: You're annoying.

Anakin, in his head: Enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words

I think about him a normal amount

I'm normally a big bitch about anachronisms but I'm willing to handwave them for School Spirits bc decades and decades is sure to make your memory murky and mushy. Wally misses Debbie Gibson despite her first album coming out three years after he died? He heard it after he was already trapped. Emilio showed Charley Crash Into Me in 1994 even though the song released in 1996? No he didn't, Charley doesn't remember what song it really was and he's substituted one he's heard Emilio listening to since. Quinn was a huge Veronica Mars fan in 2004 even though the show would have only aired a handful of episodes when she died? It's one of the few things she remembers about herself before the mind draining numbness of being stuck in a loop and she's latched onto it as part of her anyway.

Like I am SO willing to make shit up about the things they say that aren't right in the timeline if it makes it sadder. Love it.

Clone friendly place

Just a small cafe on Corustant that sells bubble tea, but this place stand out from the others by sticker like"support the boys in white" or "not just soldiers" on the door. Also they always have "special offers" . These drinks are made to match the colors of different battalions or legions. Usually the drinks are white and the balls have different colors, but they add some syrup to make it taste more original. Sometimes they draw some symbol of these boys with the syrup. Wolfpack symbol was the hardest.

Part of the price of the drinks goes to the clone support organizations.

There is also a very decent discount for all boys in white.

In addition, there is an option when someone buys a drink in advance. It has a name but I don't remember it. But it's like

someone buys 5 some drinks, but seller just written it down and late five boys in white can get these 5 drinks free. The first time it happened, the boys were nearly to crying.

There, as in Starbucks, they write the name of the buyer on the cup. Clones are happy of that. The moment when boys hear their name is especially significant, because it comfirms they really have name one more time .

It is that rare moment when they can feel themselves like just people, not soldiers.

*takes you on a museum date and proceeds to explain the most disgusting and bizarre facts to you with unveiled excitement*

The ✨Inner Circle✨ as The Office:

Rhysand heading the group:

Cassian in charge for a day:

Amren in meetings:

Mor delaying going back to the court of nightmares:

Azriel, Cassian and Rhys at any time:

Azriel going out to spy:

Rhys and Feyre in group meetings:

Cassian and Mor during training:

The Bat Boys once a year:

When Mor and Rhys went to save Feyre from Tamlin:

It haunts me to this day

im emotional

You know what? I want Valkyrie shenanigans. Give me Nesta, Emerie, and Gwyn debating if - no, not it - how long it would take to suffocate a man with their legs. Straight up, manslaughter by the power of thighs, and spite alone. 

Nesta is out of the running because Cassian distracts her too much. Emerie obviously would rather do something else with someone else. Gwyn is too competitive to let this go and she is a woman of science - she needs to know. 

Cassian snorts and tells her “good luck” - not quite picking up the chaotic determination she has. Enter Azriel, who agrees to be her sparing partner, and when she asks if she can try a new move, for curiosity sake, he allows it. He does not know what he is signing up for and his shadow didn’t snitch on their favorite girl. 

She’s pulling some Natasha Romanoff shit. 

Em and Nes find them in a very suggestive position but Gwyn is gleeful to have Azriel’s head locked between her legs, and she’s so close to literally sitting on is face, and she’s squealing. “ONE MINUTE AND THIRTY-SIX SECONDS! THIRTY-SEVEN! THIRTY-EIGHT…” 

He’s NOT tapping out - he’s not going to admit defeat - but he’s turning blue and he’s slapping her knee as he’s biting back whatever he wants to say. 

Cassian is standing behind them, shell shocked. Of ways to go, Azriel, is this really it, you kinky son-of-a-bitch?! Gwyn is so delighted to have this man on the brink of death - and Azriel is too stubborn to admit it. 

He’s literally flapping around like a fish out of water. He’s struggling and she’s not letting up. At this point, Emerie and Nes are blockading Cassian who’s pretty sure Azriel is too dumb to admit he’s out breath. The Valkyries want to see this through. 

Gwyn’s weakness? Tickling - and she’s screaming as he found her weak spot. She tumbling off him, crying in laughter, and he gasping for air, blue in the face. He’s glaring at the audience and basically same energy as this. 

the west wing is the best show ever because you wouldn’t expect to come out of a hard-hitting, critically acclaimed political drama with the ultimate found family trope, right? and yet the president is a complete nerd, his wife is scary and the top in their relationship, the president and his chief of staff are Dad 1 and Dad 2, the deputy chief of staff and his assistant are in a years-long emotional affair and everyone knows it but them, the communications director is grumpy as hell and you love him so much, the press secretary is tall, hot and awesome, the deputy communications officer is the gay son and the president’s aide is the human personification of a pleasure to have in class. and they’re all family and love each other very much :)