(TGCF Chapter 207) Just Like Newlyweds~

Someone's gotta make one of those "What's your wolf name?" things but for alchemist titles. You know the ones, it asks like what letter your name starts with and the month you were born in to spit out the name "Moon Moon" at you.

YESSS. WE NEED THAT. Imagine if that was how Bradley chose their titles. “Oh shit here comes the Moon Moon Alchemist”

ok so top 5 or at least some very very gay one piece fights

luffy vs. katakuri: sometimes you just stab yourself in solidarity after fighting for a whole damn day while you learn to respect the other and sometimes you say he’ll beat your mother right before he leaves a hat on your face. sometimes you’ll be one of the very few opponents he’ll call his name. sometimes you beat each other bloody to cope

garp vs. roger: no particular fight here it’s just the inherent homoeroticism of chesing each other all around the world and comparing all other enemies to the other while wistfully looking into the distance as if it could make the other appear. he’s your mortal enemy then you trust him to save your unborn son this is just how it goes. also he’s the thiccest himbo thats ever graced marine colors

crocodile vs mingo: its the bitter jelous ex energy that just adds to the sexual tension of mingo beheading croco who all but spits on the ground and tells him to fuck himself while mingo pretends to be surpised that prison didnt humble him and says he’s jelous for siding with the other side. this is not heterosexual.

zoro vs. kaku: first of all zoro pops a boner at the sight of every decent swordman, second of all there’s just no heterosexual explanation for any of these panles i’ll let these talk for themselves:

“you’ve draw your sword [prev panel is of a very stragetically palced one]” “it’s moaning for blood” ‘your whole body is a weapon” like Mr. Roronoa sir maybe if you just said you want to suck his dick you wouldn’t have popped a whiole ass Asura in front of everyone. bitch you are gay

1. nami vs. kalifa: the greeting from the bath, nami saying how hot she is multiple times during the whole arc, nami calling sanji a mess for letting kalifa’s beautify do her in then falling for it within the same breath, the cloth ripping. if there is one regret nami has of her time with the strawhats is that she missed the chance of kalifa railing her silly. 

conclusion: zoro and her commiserate over their chance of getting laid in enies lobby in gay drunk silence

My headcanons on what was going on in karma's brain when they decided who was gonna go to the space station:

"no way i'm letting y'all launch me into the fucking space like-"

( "ssshit i forgot i have i crush on him")

("ok get a hold of yourself karma akabane you're not that weak, he may have a cute smile but- nonono DON'T-")

("god dammit!")

I discovered recently that in my country (Brazil) the penality for lock a dog inside a car is worse than the penality for lock a child inside a car. Because if you're condemned for lock your child you can pay your way out, but you can't do it if you lock your dog, and I think that this say a lot about us humans

Light: [moves his pawn]

L: [also moving his pawn] Ah, the bulgarian somersault. A classic move.

Light: ... [takes L's bishop with his knight]

L: Oh, that is too bad, Light. I see you've played the Frenchman's cumsock, and in approximately 37 moves I’ll have—

Light: May we please play one game of chess where you do not reference popular blog posts and/or memes about chess?

L: [mouth full of chess pieces] Hm?

They…switched clothes.

Only like ... 60% of them were actually legible lbh

The picture of edas friends as children, reminding us that all these adults, allies and villains alike, were once children. They were abused and indoctrinated by the same system that some of them are using to abuse and indoctrinate kids now. A few of them like alador and darius were able to see whats wrong and fight for a better world. But people like odalia sided with the emperor until it was too late because thats the only thing theyve ever known. And then it cuts to adult lilith and raine and shows how a lifetime of living under this system has sapped the joy out of them. How as kids they never would have thought to make their last stand against they system thats been there their whole lives. Its the lifetime of trauma and the perpetuation of the cycle of abuse for me

This just make me feel bad for some reason

settling into the owl house (｡•ᴗ• )