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Dear Zelda.

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Dear Zelda,

Lynels are scary. Ones with shock arrows even moreso.

Link paused, touching his writing untinseal to his chin as he thought what to say. He hummed, glancing up at the cackling campfire that spat sparks into the wind.

I met an odd man. He likes monsters. I think he insulted me by saying I smelled like a hindox, but I have no clue.

I still don't know anything. I can't remember much. Hopefully when your free, you could help me? I like my new life, but I also want some help to recall my previous.

Link sighed, glancing at the goddesses statue next to him. He was in Tarry Town, writing a letter to a princess trapped in a castle.

"Hey Link!" Hudson called out, stopping and starting to sit down next to Link as he wrote.

Link smiled, meeting Hudson's eyes for a moment.

"What are you up too?" He asked, glancing at the piece of paper he was scratching on.

A letter to a friend of mine. I haven't seen them in a long time. I was just thinking of what to say to them. Link signed, ink splattering his fingers.

"Do they ever write back? Maybe you could ask some questions about them. Like maybe, 'anything new happening with you?' or 'What have you been up to?'" Hudson explained.

Link sighed. I would, but I doubt I would get a response back. They've been busy a lot of the time. Plus, I doubt they even could respond.

"Oh," Hudson cleared his throat. "Maybe then, you could take about something you enjoyed? Like you saw a beautiful sunrise the other day or you survived a monster attack?"

Link nodded thoughtfully, scratching the back of his neck as he pondered Hudson's words.

"Hudson! Come on its almost midnight!" Rhondson called from Hudson and her shared house.

"Well, I have to go to sleep. I wish you luck in your writing!" Hudson called, getting up and strolling over to Rhondson.

Link smiled, watching the married duo retire into their house. He turned his attention back to his paper.

Let me tell you about this town, its called Tarry Town...

Here a Tale was told.

A poem from the legend of Zelda series.

Its a long one, oh dear reader. I hope you're ready to embark on a mission. A tale to unfold in front of your eyes. The tale of power, wisdom, courage. In an endless fight.

Here a curse was laid. Of evil laid out before him. A hero stood with a newly made sword. May he slay the king and raise his sword, And frees the maiden from his grasp.

Here a little creature roams. Of which they so tell their tale. Find the ancient sword. Find the elements, Earth, Fire, Water, Wind. And forge it all again.

Here four brothers forged a bond. Against a evil Wind Mage's command. Forced to fight against each other, Forced to go and help their friend. To return the blade to the stand.

Here a hero traveled time. To save Hyrule from its demise. Seven years a song's renewal. Here when the timeline split, As a child, adult and the dead.

Here a pirate sails the seas, Searching for a treasure a bird stole, Underneath the waves reveal. A princess pirate, a master blade. Searching a land from the boats request.

Here a ship stole the captain, Where the pirate had fought so hard for. Fairies, hunters, and a crazy ex. To the bottom, go fight a king. And find that land so promised.

Here a train moves so swiftly, Across the tracks, heading to town. When a villain arises, and trapping the princess in a shell. With their spirit, keep moving on.

Here a hero stopped the moon. Masks hold destiny to them. Sing the giants song, free the kid from the mask. Hurry up, only three days left!

Here a hero fought the twilight. A curse bestowed upon the wolf, A curse given to the queens. Break the mirror, let it last. Because there is something more evil at the scene.

Here a shadow was put to rest. when the blade was pulled again, Awakening an old villain. Travel the land and free the maidens, return home hero, don't forget your friend.

Here a hero saved the land. A trick is played by a mage, Control and sending the maidens away. He freed the maidens, and restored the land. In a place of final doom, he fought his fellow friend.

Here a hero saved a dream. After being washed upon a beach. All the instruments and the Wind fish's call. He fought the nightmare and awoke the dream. Waking up on a drift on the open sea.

Here the hero saved the oracles. Seasons and past, Din and Nayru. Upon the three flames lit, May the evil kind rise again, At the top of the wicked Black Tower.

Here the worlds are connected. The queen driven by despair, To release Power from his sleep. Make a wish, oh dear hero. Save this doomed land.

Here three heroes slayed a witch. To save a princess from a curse. Wielding outfits and shiny new weapons. To get the outfit made of the Lady's Ensemble. The princess is freed once again.

Here a hero rises again. After the fight between the kings. Wisdom split between the land. And enough courage to fight against. And defeating the evil, declared a hero.

Here a hero prevents a resurrection. Upon which the hero's blood may spill. Search for courage, wisdom, power. Unite them at the alter. And may you free the queen in deep slumber.

Here a hero has long since died now awakens to blue light. Princess's magic, now long weakened. Which the divine beasts wreck, a graveyard for friends. Pull the sword, and slay the beast. And free Hyrule back to peace.

Your journey's not over, its only began. An endless cycle of courage, wisdom, power. An endless struggle of the land. May you pull your sword, your shield. And rise to fight all that comes near. A tale to last all these years.

Wild: Hmmm. A desert. Count how many sand is here Fi. That's your first job. Fi: okay. Fi: [starts counting] Four: WHY WOULD YOU MAKE HER DO THAT?! Wild: it passes the time. Four: It's going to take so long! Wild! This is going to be so ANNOYING! Wild: I'm curious to see what her number is. Four: NO! he's just going to be counting forever! Fi: [still counting] Four: Wild, what have you done?! This is your fault! Fi: There is only 30 million sand particles in this desert. Wild: See, that was easy. Four: facepalming oh for the love of Hylia.

BONUS

Four: You know- Sky would be super angry if we just had left Fi counting forever. Wild: I know. Sky knows what he did.

*Meanwhile*

Wind and Hyrule dying of laughter in the background

Wind: Time should’ve probably not left Legend in charge…

Legend: I’m turning a blind eye.

*modern au, the chain work in a restaurant*

Rude customer: what can I get here that has no sugar, no carbs and fat free?

Legend: Water.

Chapters: 19/19 Fandom: There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension (Video Game) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Narrator, strange creature - Character, (Middle Child), Reader Additional Tags: test book, my first book, AO3 test Summary:

THERE IS NO STORY DO NOT ENTER IF YOU EXPECT A STORY. {There is a story, but maybe not the one that you expect.} LEAVE ME ALONE. {There is something more to this- their story…} | | | You’ve stumbled into a dark and clearly unused hallway. The e-books within these shelves are very old. You stumbled into a secret alcove. Here you find a box, within this box is various books. Some look as old as ancient times, others appear to be just newly written. At the very bottom of the box sits a lot of abandoned papers, each with a strange glitchy text on them. Each of the books and papers was written by a different author, but strangely, they all feel eerie. You grabbed this book from the box, but it’s your choice to read it or not… Oh, and also, who is that narrating?

 – THIS BOOK IS NOT HORROR!!! This book was written as a test to AO3. This is my first written work here, so it might be bad. But who knows? That's for you to decide.

Yeah, my first AO3 work, it was mainly written to test the limits and get me used to AO3, so... yeah!

Hyrule: What makes life so difficult?

Legend: People / Hylians

So, another fanfic... This is of Shadow pretending to be Red short little story.

Based off of @heading-down-to-georgia little au idea and comics.

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Red stumbled into the forest, his fire rod casting a light glow before him as he hurried away from the angry villagers. Desperate to escape, to run away from that horrid mob. He lost his sword, so keeping his fire rod out was safer. Tears welled in his eyes but he fought to keep them down. Barely.

As branches whipped against his face, leaving stinging marks where they came into contact. Occasionally Red would glance back and see a little flash of light behind him. He would sometimes hear small yells and we would continue on with new perseverance.

He heard mumbling up ahead that sounded close and... vaguely familiar. They were talking about plants worshiping something and then continued with: "I gotta find the others right away-!" and the bad news? The mystery person was heading straight for Red.

Red blinked, seeing a familiar violet cap and clothes. Vio? Red wondered, blinking as indeed, Vio was running towards Red. Vio's head was down and a determined expression was dancing across his face.

"Vio? is that you?" Red asked, squinting his eyes at Vio, his fire rod casting a warm glow of light as Vio looked at Red in surprise.

Vio paused a bit, staring at Red in surprise. "... Red?" he asked, confusion and fear spreading across his face.

Red was so happy to see Vio well and Alive. Tears sprung at the corners of his eyes. He flinches slightly at a noise behind him, scared that the villagers were chasing him.

Vio wasn't even looking at Red now as Red blinked back into consciousness. He was staring behind him now.

"Which one of you..." Vio started, blinking, his face a mirror of confusion and fear. "... Is the real Red?"

What? Red thought.

"What...?" Both Red and his look a like said.

Red stared at Vio, failing to notice their look alike. "I-!"

At the same time, Red's clone spoke. "What do you mean?"

Vio turned his head towards the fake Red as he studied them.

"Vio, it's me!" the clone said. Red turned to look at the clone in fear. The clone looked exactly like him, the only noticeable difference being that their eyes were a tad, a bit darker than Red's eyes.

"I'm the real Red!" The clone put a hand on their chest and the other hand on a familiar hilt which looked like... no.. noo... I lost it though. The kid... Red worried.

"I have the four sword!" He drew it out of the hilt, showing it off to Vio in pride.

"But thats-! Thats not possible-!" Red stuttered "That kid from the village-!

“What kid?” The fake Red asked, their eyes shining underneath their hair. They looked gleeful as they stared at Red’s dumbfounded expression.

“… Do I get more than one guess?” Vio asked the two Reds, they both turned to him. “I feel like I need a second opinion.”

The fake Red’s eyes widened just slightly at the second opinion while real Red cheered quietly.

Vio started to walk at a brisk pace. “Both of you Reds, follow me.”

Both Reds obeyed, but the fake Red kept glancing over at the real Red with a sinister grin on their face. Gently fingering the four sword as they watched the real Red, taking in how they walk and small details and adding them.

To say Shadow was ecstatic was an understatement. First he caught Vio running off into the woods, and now making Vio question if he was Red or not was working perfectly. Now if only he could convince Vio and the other heroes he was the real Red would help him and Vaati a lot. But as he observed the red clad hero, he starting thinking that maybe he wasn’t the best one to clone…

Vio’s day was just going horribly. When two Reds appeared, it just got worse. On one hand, he recognized the real Red instantly, noticing how the clone didn’t mimic how Red’s eyes shift left and right when we was nervous. He also noted the way they walked, where the fake (which he assumed to be Shadow), walked more rigidly and the real Red walked a little more slouched. He needed the other’s opinions. They were so alike, they even had similar personalities. At least they both share a love of fire… Vio knew that if the suspected false Red (Shadow, if it really was him. The chance was really high) then they could take the four sword to Vaati. Which would be horrible.

Vio wondered what happened to his brothers and if they were alive and well. He shuddered at whatever bad things could have happened to them.

Vio knew though, that they definitely needed their help.

Well thats the end. I hope you all enjoyed it!!

also sorry if I got any timestamps or something wrong. I haven't read the manga and I really want to :C

My Shades of Red au fics: 1 2(soon!)

LU incorrect quotes PT 2!

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Part 1

Linked Universe (LU)/other LU inspired things:

Wild was never good at math.

A normal family? With Wild? No way! - A normal adventure? With Hylia? No way!

(Tw: arson) My pronouns are I’m going to COMMIT ARSON!

(Modern au) Four what have you done?!

(Could be modern or normal au) The sockrifice

(Again, could be modern or normal au) Sky wants to sleep in that bed

(Modern au, kinda) Hyrule, HOW DARE YOU PUT PINEAPPLE ON MY PIZZA-

Ahhh, the smell of land hurtling towards you at max speed.

(Modern au) I wanted to see ‘emo boys’, not Legend!

(Lu version) When life gives you lemons…-actually what is a lemon??

Count the amount of sand in this desert Fi.

Seriously, would you like butter on your ice?? Wait-

The Lu chain + bonuses as funny quotes I’ve heard/seen.

(Kinda Modern au) The reasons why Warriors is annoying.

((TW: SWEARING)) Legend is fresh out of fucks.

Not going to let that ruin my day!

(Kind of LU- could be LOZ) Who truly invented chill??

Why did you let Hyrule burn water Wild?!

How to CORRECTLY talk to a short person.

Hyrule doesn’t understand people.

I’m pretty sure Wild doesn’t learn…

Legend isn’t good at advice.

Legend can’t be both!

Wild, guess again.

Wild- Don't eat sticks.

“So to you who has flown so high.”

“Do you think you can take to the sky?”

“Once more in our time of need.”

“Please be the hero that rides the winds!”

Wild: The risk I took was carefully calculated…

Twilight: WE ALMOST DIED!

Wild: I never said I was good at math.