Blue: You think you're smarter than everyone else.
Vio: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.
Reddons: Hi, welcome to Applebees, would you like apples of bees?
Spoke: B-bees..?
Reddons: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES.
Spoke: Wha-
Ashwag: *walks in with a jar of bees*
Spoke: WAIT-
Bonus:
Branzy: Hi, welcome to Clown’s circus. Would you like the stabbing part or the scamming part?
Literally anyone: What..?
Branzy: CONGRATULATIONS! You’ve chosen BOTH!!
Clownpierce: *breaks the wall with his sword drawn*
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A ghost roamed the ranch. Every time Wild would pass it, he could hear the whispering in the breeze, the shifting of the leaves. The talking of the ghost.
The rumor said that the ghost had been there for thousands of years, desperately searching for something, someone. The ghost never attacked him. All it did was watch, listen and spoke to nobody and everybody. The ghost calls for their lost family, eager to finally be reunited again.
Wild never truly understood the spirit, its words were too quiet and its crying sorrow broke his heart. It says that that ghost waits until the day she can be free.
Until the day she reunites with the one called Wild.
Wild knew, sometimes he thought he could hear the ghost cry his name. His name echoing from her lips and spilling onto the ground like a cascade of water. Until it dries and nothing is left.
She calls im sorrow, the folks say, she is cursed and will never leave. Wild walked towards the ranch, and as he slowly approached, he could hear his name spoken.
The ghost turned towards him, her eyes sulkened and her clothes torn and gracefully flowing behind her.
Her hair, once red and blooming, now dry and grey. A plain ring sat on her index finger and her calloused hands now flickering in the light. Shapes, far duller than the ghost, wandered the place. None could be clearly seen, but they turned towards Wild with expressions familar and yet, new. Sometimes, there are other shapes. All glowing blue. Swords gleam in their scabbards and hats on their heads. Some say that they see a triforce piece glowing on their hands
"Wild" The ghost whispered. "Wild you have finally come." She was home.
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Linked Universe (LU)/other LU inspired things:
Post-Lu Wind in War of Eras
Wind can't play chess
Four is not a kid!
Wind's gliding with a leaf
Four during Sunset pt 7-9 & 11.
Dink better not have killed Twilight, Wild's mad!
(Also four swords adventures, or fsa) Four should of left Shadow on the street
The Swear outline of the LU cast.
Wild you should know better then to trust Hyrule
Wild and Hyrule learn about the source of life
Uh oh! Wild broke another sword!
Sky and Four isn't pleased the master sword's broken Wild...
What is Legend allergic to?
Hyrule is wondering why life’s difficult Legend!
(Modern au) Its a true or false question!!
When Wild has the braincell
Yeah, seriously Wind, HOW did you even walk?!
Legend is after you Hylia. You’re next…
Yeah thats fair Wild.
Legend, Ravio is sorry for the intrusion…
Seriously, what is 5 x 2 ??
Wild, we know fire is fascinating, but come on!
Legend can’t take a break in Hyrule!
Twilight’s so proud of you Four!!
Yeah we’ve had worse.
Time and Four, chaos gremlins. Oh and Hyrule, the smart man.
Wild will always come up with crazier plans Four.
Modern au: You can get water.
Modern au: When will Ted.. finally appear?
Sky just wanted you guys to take him up later!!
Don’t insult Four’s height.
How are you so positive??? We’re being sacrificed!
Now thats unpeelable!
Legend, philosophy isn’t a wea- oop that sword definitely is a weapon!
(Kind of modern au) This is how little Legend cares
Red and Wild woke up and chose violence
(Modern au) Legend, don't say that to the customers!
(Modern au) Prepare yourselves McDonalds.
That’s hypothermia Warriors.
DANG IT WILD- sorry habit…
(Kinda modern au)You take that back Legend-
Third chapter is out!!!
we also now have an outline! Yippee!!
Chapters: 2/? Fandom: She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Bow/Glimmer (She-Ra), Adora/Catra (She-Ra), Minor or Background Relationship(s), Entrapta/Hordak (She-Ra), Perfuma/Scorpia (She-Ra), Mermista/Sea Hawk (She-Ra), Adora & Bow & Catra & Glimmer (She-Ra), Adora & Bow & Catra (She-Ra), Adora & Bow & Entrapta (She-Ra), Adora & Bow & Entrapta & Catra (She-Ra), Kyle/Lonnie/Rogelio (She-Ra) Characters: Glimmer (She-Ra), Horde Prime (She-Ra), Hordak (She-Ra), Bow (She-Ra), Shadow Weaver | Light Spinner (She-Ra), Scorpia (She-Ra), Sea Hawk (She-Ra), Mermista (She-Ra), Perfuma (She-Ra), Catra (She-Ra), Adora (She-Ra), Entrapta (She-Ra), Angella (She-Ra), Emily (She-Ra), Micah (She-Ra) Additional Tags: Beast Island (She-Ra), Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Glimmer has trauma, Glimmer Needs a Hug (She-Ra), Feral Glimmer, Sea Hawk by beloved child, Best Friend Squad (She-Ra), Horde Prime Being a Jerk (She-Ra), Alternate Universe - Hordak won, Everyone need therapy, Everyone Needs A Hug, Everyone Has Issues, most people are gay, Everyone is Dead, Or at least a good 60 percent is., Glimmer-centric (She-Ra), Bow/Glimmer-centric (She-Ra), Bisexual Glimmer (She-Ra), Bisexual Bow (She-Ra) Summary:
The death of Queen Angelia and the disappearance of Princess Glimmer has the rebellion in shambles. But one thing was well known.
Hordak won.
But secrets can fester and burn if you attempt to hide them. Eventually they will escape. Darkness is growing, and the planet is becoming unstable. Now its up to a Force Captain, her girlfriend, their best friend, and a ragtag group to band together alongside an enemy to fight back. (And along the chances of coincidences can give them a fight they won’t forget.)
Malon: See, the chain all share a braincell. Thankfully its Time, Sky, Twilight or Warriors (sometimes Four) who has it.
Four: Malon CODE GREEN CODE GREEN!
Malon: Oh No
Lullaby: What does code green mean?
Malon: Wild has the braincell
Okay.. so I’ll make two lists: those I rant about and those I won’t stop talking
Won’t stop talking:
1. Video games (coding and designs and animations)
2. My stories (I CRAVE VALIDATION PLZ-)
3. My baby tiny brothers <3 (I love my dog bois!)
4. Alternative universe (I have so MANY OH MY GOSH)
5. My friends and mutuals
Rants
1. How much I hate this character (literallt)
2. How much I hate a character (lovingly)
3. How much I hate math (REAL)
4. Random au ideas I got at 3 am
5. How much trauma I have compared to my friends/mutuals (LIKE LITERALLY- HOW ARE YOU GETTING THIS TRAUMA?!)
No pressure but if you wanna join! @marenwithanm @zetrif @tinydragontoonz @snakeshreds @swordsoffour
I saw this meme going around on twitter and I think it'll be perfect for this account.
List 5 topics you can talk on for an hour without preparing any material.
Guys, guys. Its so over. Please, I need purple flowers for my funeral… if we ever have one-
I could prepare… but uh… he’s a freaking jinn…
Uh @tinydragontoonz @itsjustpolyester312 come join the ‘Get screwed or win’ list!
This is my first time starting a tag game plz don’t kill me
a Ninjago character is chasing you for 24 hours
spin the wheel and see who it is :D
Anyways this is supposed to be a tag game so here:
@jollybirdtheorist-new-art-blog @twixito @crosslizzshipper2026
@pixanefan @idkwhyimhere5462 and anyone else who wants to join :3
A very tired Wild: Would you like butter in your ice- wait no-
Hyrule turning to look at Four: I’m not sure, would you like butter on your ice? … wait a minute-
Four: [dying of laughter in the background]
*Kind of Modern lu au*
Legend holding up a water bottle: You see this water bottle? The amount of water in there is how much I care.
Wind: There’s no water in there though…
Legend: I know.
Wind: Life is like a game of chess... Four: You can't play chess. Wind: ...Checkers? Legend: How do you even know what that is? You don't even have it in your time!
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