@germanknifemommy

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

No it's a smoothie (red)

fortnite miku i love you 5ever

It's so unfair I don't get to see where plate tectonics will go in 50 million years

It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years

Me n gang

in honor of gar week! did you know gars are prehistoric?? i wish i was prehistoric…

Kinda wanna post my nudes on here so that like one person sees them and goes "oh neat that's what u look like naked"

Forcing a mouse to learn linux as a form of animal cruelty

We are returning to ancient greek values let's goooo

???

Of all the scandinavian languages they chose the most incromprehensible one

Patch update: Raccoons now bilingual

reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

Never thought about a lake monster fucking me but damn that's kinda hot

Imagine going to the lake to have a good nice time with your friends...

You are swimming when you feel something touching your feet, you scream loudly. Your friends at the shore laugh at you and tell you it's probably just a fish. You breathe hard, yeah, just a fish. You keep swimming, a bit further away, something touches your ass, grabs your leg. You scream again. They laugh, you might be the fish new favorite food. You laugh it off and keep swimming, your brain is just playing tricks on you.

Until it's not.

Until a slimy tentacle sneaks up on you and gets inside your mouth, pushing so far it triggers your gag reflex. It retracts. You try to scream but you can't. The tentacle doesn't go away. But a bunch more appear.

You can feel them everywhere. Holding your legs apart, taking your bikini off, pushing slimy tentacles into your pussy. Some grope your tits, little suckers grabbing into your nipples and making you squirm. Something probes your asshole, you struggle to get off its hold. You van't fight it off. It penetrates your asshole. You try to scream but you just get the tentacle in your mouth further down your throat. You gag, it retracts and starts a punishing pace. Fucking your pussy. Fucking your throat. Fucking your asshole. It shouldn't feel good, it shouldn't. But you with each trust something inside of you grows higher and higher until you are pushing back, until you are moaning around the tentacle in your mouth.

You come around the tentacles. They fuck you through it.

There's a weird sound and you feel the first shoot of slimy release. Rapidly stuffing all your holes at the same time. The slimy seed feels cool and disgusting inside your pussy, inside your ass. Your friends are calling you and you barely grab your bikini and put it back on before your friend appears in the shore calling you out so y'all can go. You get out and put back your clothes as you feel the goo dripping out, praying it's not staining your friend's car.