I watched Parkour Civilization and I need everyone to watch it please its so funny, the very genuine social commentary and well done world building mixed with the youtuber voice that literally never stops and completely ridiculous levels of seriousness towards everything being parkour, just its peak. Its just stupid fun
before getting in shower: shower bad
in shower: I see it now. The shower is the place of mercy gifted to us by God. Here lies the Holy Grail, amidst the water. We as humans were misplaced. We were always meant to be an amphibious species. For once we were modeled after God, and God is the water, and we are fish, and we are meant to be submerged in the seas. I have been enlightened to the truth. Praise be the wet.
after getting out of shower: shower bad
idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either
"You are no god, you are worse than the monster you created" - my english teacher, being oddly poetic about frankenstein
i am a writer both by nature and out of love. not a single word has spilled out onto a page of mine by carelessness. not a single word of mine is absent of tenderness. there will never be a sentence i don't cherish. nature may be cruel, but she has the gentlest hands and the most devoted servants.
Um hi apparently yall like pkciv poetry so here you go... a bit of a confusing one i'll admit but :3
Emf right after getting his ass beaten by that new pro in a Parkour Battle
the fall of icarus, 2025
or, a school project
1:22 PM, in spanish class
rb with the time & where you’re sitting rn
hello i'm theseus and i say random stuff and write poetry and ramble a lot
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