I'm So Sorry

i have something to confess

Bumblebee is no longer my #1 pookie

over the recent months Prowl has claimed that spot and held me down acab style

I only have 1 folder for Bumblebee

while Prowl has a whopping 3 folders

I have become infatuated by his assholery and unredeemable qualities and wish to fix or make him worse

Atsushi help they've turned me to a furry

..hey at least he got Mabosstiff

these comfort characters do not bring me comfort

Interesting licorice cookie fact: he loves food. Any time hes shown with it its generally treated as a big deal for him (and that 1 time he literally cried happy tears over it)

(for the first one its too long to add but this whole bit he goes on to talk to his fans on his story but he keeps getting distracted by the food🙏)

In the Cake Shop event, every time he asks for a cake, he always asks for a lot of toppings. Never a little, never a specific amount, always a lot.

(i have a point abt all of this but i think its cute and in-character that hed always go for the overzealous choice of just adding a bunch of something rather than a sensible amount. also side side note i think its a cute contrast to pomegranate, who always knows exactly how many toppings she wants)

In ovenbreak, when you give him a Licorice Skull Candy, he responds with "This is all for me, right? I'm not sharing!" (Something ill ADD once i find a SCREENSHOT OF IT😡💥)

In the Cake Shop event, (again, in the story) he's really stingy with his cake, and hates the idea of sharing it with anybody

Also licorice is canonically noticeably skinny

Sad licorice cookie fact: when people don't consistently have food (due to neglect, poverty, etc.) its typical for them try to hoard food when they do have the opportunity to get it, even if they're no longer in a spot where they need to do that. Its common for them to take more than they need if its available, usually in an attempt to save what they won't eat now for later.

😶.........idk💀

dumbass

trying to compile all the times i have seen Prowl in the movie

The witch in shinning glasses rescues the Dude in Distress

cyberverse bumblebee makes me giggle all he does is play with touys and firetrucks while his best friend fights 80 million decipticons

tumblr can see this too i guess