Anne: Hey Guys, Good Alternative To Recycling. When You’re Done With A Glass Bottle, Eat It. Fucking

Aragon: There’s only one thing worse then a rapist. *pulls paper out of the way*

Anne: A child!

Aragon: NO-!

Important headcanon:

One time the girls dared Anne to chug pickle juice and she lowkey liked it. Like, it didn't phase her at all.

Y’all, SIX was actually amazing I’m so happy that I could go see it before it leaves Chicago. All the queens killed it!!

Update I’m mad at them now

GUYS IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY, LOOK AT GRACE’S STORY!!

I’m freaking out

Anna: This is your opinion. *throws plastic bag at fan*

I’m pretty sure my heart skipped a beat listening to Courtney sing “got a heart of” in megasix.

I literally had to take a second and just tell myself to breathe

Catherine Parr: Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book.

Cathy, making a video at 3 am: We've all heard the expression "shit or get off the pot," but what if there was a third option? Hi, and welcome to a very weird seminar.

Anne: aww.. I got kicked out of church. I farted in an envelope and sent it to God.

Aragon: ...

Boleyn: Remember one time I liked you?

Aragon: No.

Boleyn: Good, ‘cause never happened.

Aragon: Aw..

Boleyn: HAHA! *middle finger* ho!

Sorry Aralyn shippers😂