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IM SO HAPPY RN LIKE HOLY WOW THIS IS GIVING ME SO MUCH JOY I ALSO FEEL LIKE GREG AND SNUFKIN WOULD BE MILD CHAOS BUDDIES

i need snufkin and wirt to have a crossover episode

I hardly see any otgw head cannons on here so I just wanna chuck in my own two cents ^-^

Wirt and Greg are both ‘I listen to everything’ kinda dudes but in completely opposite ways. Wirt has a couple of playlists for general moods with all different kinds of artists/songs. With them all making sense on why it’s on said playlist (basically little bit of everything but with preferences)

Greg on the other hand…just a liked playlist. That’s it and Wirt hates it

Greg would 1000% have only funky patterned socks and just so happens to some for every occasion and reason imaginable

For Halloween following after the unknown. Greg, Wirt and Sara would run a little haunted house type of thing based on their experiences in the unknown, and it actually is a huge hit which both excites yet horrifies the trio as they don’t know how to expand on it

Wirt swears he’s seen someone that looks like how he’d imagine Beatrice to look but can never get the nerve to talk to her.

Jason funderburker (the person) would eventually just be called jason by Greg and possibly Wirt as he isn’t the true jason funderburker and he’s kinda accepted that fact.

I’ll probably post more if I can think of them or if anyone wants more of them but thanks for reading

they exclusively play on peaceful because wirt is terrified of creepers

last one for them

I ran into a friendly traveler on my way

Some more otgw head cannons if you please (Sorry it’s been a literal year for these bad boys)

For the first little while after getting home, Greg would be hesitant to sleep in his room without having several night lights on, so one day while Greg is out of the house. Wirt puts a bunch of those glow in the dark stars on the ceiling of Greg’s room, it’s safe to say the gesture was appreciated.

Sara would be a fan of baking little treats for her friends birthdays. Which is something Wirt absolutely adores about her and it’s a good excuse for them to spend time together while Greg ‘helps’

Greg likes to customise random items he owns, either by painting them or adding a little ✨something✨ to give them a little more character (for a long time it was just a crude caricature of Jason funderberker)

Wirt would probably collect taxidermy and give them names either related to poets or someone he meet in the unknown with one of his favourites being a Agrias beatifica viso he named Beatrice.

Wirt would often re-arrange his room because of his intrest of interor design which wouldn't be an issue by his parents, if he did it at a resonable time insted of the middle of the night, while quietly humming songs to himself during his bouts of insomnia

Sometimes the boys forget if certain things happened in or outside of the unknown and catch eachother slipping up

If either of them have a ‘life flashing before my eyes’ moment they’ll just look to the other and say

“Welp just saw the woodsman, that was lovely. I’m gonna go sit down now”

Do u think that bc Cult of the Lamb is Australian it'd be funny if they had aussie accents

I DONT KNOW HOW IVE NEVER WATCHED GRAVITY FALLS BUT OH. I AM A FOOL.

IVE BEEN ALIVE FOR (almost) 21 YEARS AND IVE NEVER. WATCHED A FULL EPISODE OF THIS AND IM MAD AT MYSELF FOR IT

THIS IS AMAZING I LOVE IT AND JUST YESSIR

Anyways it’s (probably) going to take over my life and if so you better be ready for me to be insufferable

Anyways have a wonderful day/night/afternoon!!